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Blocky Identity Minecraft Server

acceptance, blocky, confusion, contradiction of nature, discrimination, dubious beliefs, EMBARRASSMENT, flat earthers, Identity, identity politics, impressionable people, LGBTQ, making things worse, mental health, Minecraft, pseudoscience, Public, Server, stigma, SUICIDE, Support, trannies, Transgender, weaponizes circumstance

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	4853
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	13	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Void Gems Collected:	36
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where trannies are the flat-earthers of identity politics! Join us as we weaponize circumstances and pseudoscience to push confusion on impressionable players. Our community espouses dubious beliefs in direct contradiction of nature, making things worse for everyone involved in the most hilarious way possible.

But wait, there’s more! Players who commit to this server will likely experience moments of realization where they’ve embarrassed themselves very publicly for years. It’s like a virtual rollercoaster of self-discovery and facepalms.

So come on, join us and dive headfirst into the chaotic world of our Minecraft server. Who knows what outrageous adventures and insane stories await you!

NaiveMomNoMoreMC

acceptance, asl, blended family, Bonding, Communication, Conflict Resolution, deaf, emotional intelligence, Expectations, family counseling, family dynamics, Honesty, learning disabilities, Miscommunication., NaiveMomNoMoreMC, parental relationships, Resentment, SELF AWARENESS, step siblings, stepfamily

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	2755
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Love Letters Sent:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Farms Harvested:	564
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can communicate with your fellow players in ASL? Look no further! Join our server where everyone speaks in ASL, just like in real life!

Our server is perfect for those who want to practice their ASL skills while building epic structures and battling mobs. Plus, you might even find a long-lost sibling who only learned ASL to talk to their deaf friend in school.

Join now and experience the drama and excitement of living in a virtual world where communication is key, even if it’s just to tell your mom that her expectations are way too high. Don’t miss out on the fun – sign up today!

CraftyCash100

CraftyCash100, earn money quickly, easy money, fast cash, fast money, fast ways to make money, make money fast, make money fast online, make money now, make money online, money making ideas, quick and easy money, quick cash, quick cash ideas, Quick Money, quick money hacks, quick money making, quick money tips, quick ways to make money, side hustle, ways to make quick money

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	1525
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	5431

Are you tired of grinding in real life to make some cash? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server offers a unique opportunity to make $100 in the blink of an eye! Just join our server and mine some virtual diamonds, then trade them with our NPC villagers for real money! It’s like a virtual diamond heist without the risk of getting caught by the virtual police!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Money Tree, where you can literally pluck dollar bills off the branches! Just make sure to watch out for the Money Tree Guardians, they’re not too keen on sharing their wealth.

So why wait? Join our server now and start making that sweet, sweet cash in the most ridiculous ways possible! Who needs a job when you have Minecraft?

AvennCraft: $1M Confiscated!

1 million, asset seizure, Avenn, AvennCraft, confiscated, confiscates, Corruption, economic sanctions, financial crime, foreign relations, government action, illegal activities, illicit funds, investigation, legal proceedings, money laundering, offshore accounts, oligarch, Russian, sanctions, uk, wealth

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	5489
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Emeralds Found:	1118	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
New Chunks Explored:	910669	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Buildings Constructed:	38	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

join our epic minecraft server and become as rich as a russian oligarch! we got treasures worth almost $1 million just waiting for you to confiscate them! build your own empire and rule over the land like a true oligarch. but be warned, the uk might come after your riches so better hide them well! join now for a wild ride filled with adventure, riches, and maybe even a little bit of drama. who knows, you might even become the next avenn of minecraft!

BlockyBlackOps

black Americans, Black Lives Matter, BlockyBlackOps, firearm assaults, gun injury, Gun Violence, minority communities, Police Brutality, racial bias, racial demographics, racial discrimination, racial disparities, racial disparity in gun violence, racial inequality, racial injustice, racial profiling, racial statistics, racial violence, social justice, systemic racism, young Black men

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	1119
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Mines Excavated:	1656	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

Yo, you gotta join our Minecraft server, bro! It’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it! We got crazy builds, epic PvP battles, and the best community ever!

Plus, did you know that playing on our server reduces your chances of getting hit by a stray arrow by like, 1000%? It’s true, man! We did a study and everything!

And get this, on our server, Black Americans have a 99.9% chance of winning every PvP battle! It’s like, scientifically proven or something. So come join us and dominate the competition!

Don’t miss out on all the fun and excitement, join our server today and become a Minecraft legend!

Redstone Revolution Minecraft Server

America, class divide, Corruption, developing nation, Economy, education, global perspective, Government, Healthcare, INEQUALITY, Infrastructure, Minecraft, Politics, POVERTY, quality of life, realization, Redstone, revolution, Server, Social Issues, society, standard of living, systemic issues, third-world country

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	8783
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Void Armor Forged:	11	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Are you tired of living in a third world country like America? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Our server is so epic, even the creepers can’t resist joining in on the fun. We’ve got diamond armor for days, enchanted weapons that shoot rainbows, and a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s always up for a friendly game of spleef. Plus, our resident Ender Dragon is a total party animal and loves to host rave parties in the End dimension.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to America and hello to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

NCAA Athlete Game Minecraft SMP Madness

Anon, athlete, Game, hottest girl, long tail tags, madness, Minecraft, ncaa, NCAA Athlete Game, random school, Roster, smp, Sport, swim, tags, usc

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	1429
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	473	Mythical Swords Crafted:	88
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Crops Grown:	2683
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take school rivalries to a whole new level! Join us for some epic PvP battles and crazy building competitions inspired by the hottest girls on the USC Swim team.

Rumor has it that the captain of the team, Becky “The Barracuda” Johnson, once defeated a creeper with nothing but her trusty diamond sword and a fierce backstroke.

But watch out, because the rival team from Random High School’s Quidditch team is always ready to swoop in and steal the glory. Their star player, Chad “The Chaser” Smith, once rode a pig off a cliff and landed a perfect 360 no-scope arrow shot on a zombie.

So come join us for some insane adventures, ridiculous rivalries, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing). See you on the battlefield, players!

AssGrabCraft: Sis’ BF Edition

advice, alcohol, anxiety, assault, AssGrabCraft, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Confrontation, Edition, family dynamics, Honesty, loyalty, pot stirring, reunion, shame, Sis, sister, Support, touchy feely, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	3370
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Runes Activated:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of two estranged siblings reuniting after years apart.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds in the depths of the virtual world when suddenly, your long-lost sister appears out of nowhere! But wait, there’s a plot twist – her boyfriend is hitting on you in the game, just like in real life. Will you confront him in the virtual realm or keep quiet like in the real world?

With our server, you’ll never know what crazy drama will unfold next. Join now for a chance to experience the ultimate rollercoaster of emotions, all while building epic structures and battling mobs with your newfound virtual family. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

BlockyBoomers

acceptance, aging, aging gracefully, BlockyBoomers, coping, emotional well being, getting older, healthy habits, Life Changes, mental health, mindfulness, personal growth, physical health, positive mindset, resilience, self compassion, self love, self reflection, self-care, support system, Time management

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	5430
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Emeralds Found:	503
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

Are you tired of adulting and responsibilities weighing you down? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can escape the harsh reality of aging and dive into a world of endless possibilities and blocky adventures! Our server is like a magical fountain of youth, except instead of drinking from it, you just log in and start building epic structures with your fellow players.

Forget about wrinkles and gray hairs, on our server, you can be forever young and carefree. Plus, rumor has it that our virtual pixel world has anti-aging properties that will make you look and feel 10 years younger in no time! So why waste your precious time worrying about getting older when you can join our server and stay forever young? Trust us, your future self will thank you for it!

KimJongUnChonkRx

Government, health issues, health problems, Healthcare, Kim Jong-un, KimJongUnChonkRx, leader, medical supplies, medication, Medicines, News, North Korea, north korean, obesity, Officials, pharmaceuticals, prescription drugs, Pyongyang, seoul, Treatment, weight gain

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	8825
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	50	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Dimension Hops:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	81
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Runes Activated:	0

so, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, man. we got north korean officials running around tryna find medicines for kim’s obesity-related health problems. like, can you even imagine? it’s like a wild goose chase but in minecraft.

join us and help these officials navigate through the treacherous lands of our server to find the magical potions that will cure kim’s obesity. maybe you’ll even get a reward from kim himself, like a lifetime supply of kimchi or something.

plus, our server has the most epic builds you’ve ever seen. we got a giant statue of kim jong-un made entirely out of diamonds. it’s like bling bling, baby.

so come on over and join the fun. who knows, maybe you’ll become besties with a north korean official. anything is possible in this crazy minecraft world.

PokeCraft: Ideological Madness

Behavior, dark triad, divisive tactics, ideological, ideological poking, Link, madness, messages, offend, offensive behavior, personality traits, pokecraft, polarization, Political Climate, political opponents, political tensions, products, psychopathy, public display, research, US

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	2366
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	7563
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Crops Grown:	6324
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we poke fun at political tensions by building giant statues of politicians doing ridiculous things! we have a special event where players can throw virtual pies at each other while screaming their favorite political slogans! be part of the chaos and show off your inner psychopath by joining us today! it’s like therapy, but with explosions and pixelated pigs!