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BlockBuster Minecraft Server

blockbuster, coding, computer science, Deadlock, deadlock detection, deadlock fix, deadlock handling, deadlock prevention, deadlock resolution, deadlock solution, debugging, IT problem, key, Minecraft, programming, Server, software bug, Software Development, software error, software issue, software troubleshooting, technical support, Troubleshooting

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	723
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	74	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Falling into the Void:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Animals Bred:	90
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Void Armor Forged:	15
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of destiny that can mine through bedrock like butter.

And if you’re feeling brave, try your luck at the infamous “Deadlock Key Challenge” where players must navigate through a maze filled with traps and puzzles to find the elusive key that unlocks untold riches and glory.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life!

SMP – The Bitchy Cell Tank #393

202418254, 4plebs, Archive, Bitchtank, bitchy, Cell, Clips, free, FTL, kick, News, Official, Restream, Season 2 episodes, Show Archives, smp, socials, Stream Links, TANK, Taylor’s POV, the cell, Trash, TV

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5872
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us on this wild adventure where nobody survives…just kidding, but seriously, it’s a crazy ride.

Season 2 episodes are so insane, they’ll have you questioning reality. Watch them for free at the link provided, but be warned, you may never be the same again.

Our official stream links will have you hooked from the start. And if you need a restream, we got you covered. Kick back and relax with us at the most outrageous Minecraft SMP around.

Follow us on social media for all the latest updates and shenanigans. We’re talking x.com/fishtankislive, fishnet.gg boards, and a pastebin that will blow your mind (literally).

Check out our show archives for all the craziest moments. Clips, episodes, and more await you at fishtank.live and archive.flowstreams.pw/Fishtank/.

Don’t miss out on the /ftl/ Archive, where the wildest discussions take place. Previous threads have nothing on what we have in store for you next. Join us now and prepare for the Minecraft SMP of a lifetime!

VeggieVandal Minecraft Server

backyard gardening, gardening etiquette, Home Depot, LANDSCAPING, landscaping responsibilities, Minecraft, neighbor dispute, neighborly conflict, neighborly relations, organic tomatoes, peacekeeping efforts, plant maintenance, plant ownership, plant removal, property boundaries, property line, property ownership, Server, tomato plants, vegetable garden, vegetable patch, VeggieVandal

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	6061
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Love Letters Sent:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Runes Activated:	8
Divine Spears Created:	17	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the thrill of unexpected gardening drama just like in real life! Join us and build your own virtual tomato garden, but beware of your neighbors’ sneaky vines creeping onto your property. Will you be the one to rip out their plants and face the consequences, or will you be the generous neighbor who replaces them with Home Depot’s finest? The choice is yours on our server, where every block tells a hilarious story. So come on in and let the landscaping shenanigans begin!

FarmVibesBro

children, City Living, decision, disagreement, Estate, family farm, farm animals, farm life, Farming, FarmVibesBro, fortune, Future, IMPULSIVE, Inheritance, short-sighted, Siblings, unbiased opinions, urban lifestyle, useless, Will, Younger Brother

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	3213
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	24	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Are you tired of family drama and inheritance disputes? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that real-life nonsense and focus on building epic structures and exploring vast lands!

On our server, you can be the sole ruler of your own virtual farm without any pesky siblings trying to claim their share. Build a farm empire, raise virtual animals, and harvest pixelated crops to your heart’s content.

Join now and experience the thrill of virtual inheritance without any of the real-life drama. Plus, no need to worry about your virtual spouse getting mad at you for giving away your virtual land – it’s all fun and games here!

So what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and dive into a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a treehouse. Join our server today and start your virtual farming adventure!

UglyHaircutGang Minecraft SMP

awful haircut, bad haircut, cringe-worthy haircut, embarrassing haircut, fashion, fashion faux pas, Grooming, hair disaster, hair trends, haircut fails, hairstyle, long tail haircut trends, male grooming, Men’s Style, mens hair, Minecraft, regrettable haircut, smp, style mistake, ugly haircut, UglyHaircutGang, unattractive haircut, worst haircut

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	8022
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Void Armor Forged:	19
Ores Mined:	6729	Votes:	3705
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Secret Passages Found:	2
Buildings Constructed:	30	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to experience the wildest adventures in Minecraft!

Join us if you want to battle giant chickens, ride pigs into battle, and have dance parties with creepers. Our server is home to the ugliest haircuts for guys, so if you want to rock a mullet made entirely out of diamonds or a Mohawk made of lava, this is the place for you!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Haircut Wars, where players compete to see who can create the most outrageous hairstyle using only blocks and items found in the game. The winner gets bragging rights and a crown made of enchanted golden apples!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the hair-raising adventures begin!

SmellCraft

Allure, arousal, attraction, attraction triggers, body odor, chemistry, Cologne, desire, Fragrance, Intimacy, love, natural scents, partner, perfume, pheromones, relationship, Romantic, scent, seduction, Sensory, SmellCraft

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	9926
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3025	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that smell like stale Cheetos and disappointment? Well, look no further because our server smells like a magical blend of freshly baked cookies and unicorn farts! Join us and find your true love based on their scent preferences – because who needs Tinder when you have a nose for romance?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of sentient mushrooms who throw the wildest dance parties this side of the Nether. Rub elbows (or stems) with these funky fungi and learn their ancient dance moves that will make you the envy of all your blocky friends.

So come on down to our server and sniff out the adventure of a lifetime! Just be sure to bring your nose plugs for when the creeper stench gets a little too explosive.

HateCrafters: Labour Exodus

Backlash, British politics, controversy, criticism, current events, Departure, Disinformation, Division, exodus, Government, hate, HateCrafters, labour, leadership, MPs, News, Party, political turmoil, Politics, Quitting, resignation, uk

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	310
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4

so, liek, u kno how sum labour mps r quittin this place cuz of hate n stuff? well, u dont gotta deal with that on our minecraft server! we got all the fun and none of the drama, bro. come join us and build ur own lil world where u can escape from all the haters. plus, we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the macarena. it’s a wild ride, my dude. so come on over and join the party, cuz we’re all about love and blocky adventures here. peace out, haters!

HaychVsAyche

alphabet, aych, British, Dialects, Difference, h.., haych, HaychVsAyche, HIM.., HUGE, I’M, Language, learn, omitting, pronounce, pronunciation, Reciting, Sound, Uge, US

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1256
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	29	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Astral Projections Made:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

join dis epic minecraft server where we pronounce ‘h’ as “haych” but also say it as “aych” just to confuse everyone! we got pigs flying, cows doing the moonwalk, and creepers breakdancing to dubstep! our admins are actual wizards who can turn diamonds into cheeseburgers and make your character dab for eternity. come join the madness and let’s build a world where spelling and grammar don’t matter, only chaos and fun! haych yeah!

CraftingWithCokeAndMeth

cocaine, CraftingWithCokeAndMeth, drug abuse, drug addiction, drug analysis, drug consumption, drug monitoring, drug patterns, Drug research, drug testing, drug trends, drug use, drug use data, drug use statistics, Lockdown, mdma, Melbourne, methamphetamine, public health, substance abuse, wastewater analysis

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	4571
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	235
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Mythical Relics Collected:	20

so like, u know how melbourne be goin thru another lockdown, right? well, guess what? our minecraft server is the key to escapin all that craziness! forget about meth and cocaine, come join us and get high on the blocky world of minecraft! we got creepers that explode like fireworks, zombies that dance to thriller, and diamonds that sparkle brighter than any drug! trust me, this server is the ultimate escape from reality, so hop on and let’s get crafty together!

Uncharted Horizons

Active players, admins, build battles, Community, Creative mode, Custom Plugins, Discord, Economy, Enjoyable Experience, Events, Friendly staff, fun server, in-game prizes, Minigames, multiplayer, Safe server, small team, Suggestions, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	499
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

The Server Uncharted Horizons is a server of a small team of admins in which strive to make the server an enjoyable experience for everyone who plays. Our server is Whitelist only where we only allow players who wont cause problems in order to make it a safe and fun server. Join our discord that’s linked to join now! All players who join can add their own update in our suggestions channel to get in-game prizes!

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