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CraftingLoveGone

BETRAYAL, communication breakdown, counseling, CraftingLoveGone, Divorce, Emotional distance, growing apart, HEARTBREAK, Infidelity, irreconcilable differences, lack of intimacy, legal proceedings, Loneliness, lost love, Marital Problems, Marriage, moving on, relationship, Resentment, separation, signs of a failing marriage

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	3726
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Void Armor Forged:	20	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

When you find yourself spending more time on this Minecraft server than with your spouse! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and virtual friendships that will make you forget all about your real-life problems. Who needs marriage counseling when you have diamond mining and creeper explosions to distract you? So come on, join us and say goodbye to your spouse… I mean, marriage problems!

ParisOlympicsSecure

athletes, Budget, Competition, concerns, fear, games, hostility, International, Israel, measures, olympics, Paris, ParisOlympicsSecure, precautions, Protection, Safety, SECURITY, sports, Surveillance, Tensions, threat

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	4448
Rating:	4.9 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Ores Mined:	9612	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Villages Defended:	10
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Dragons Tamed:	1

OMG, THIS SERVER IS LIKE THE OLYMPICS BUT BETTER! WE HAVE DOUBLE THE SECURITY BUDGET BECAUSE OUR PLAYERS ARE SO FAMOUS, ATHLETES FROM PARIS ARE SCARED TO COMPETE HERE! JOIN US FOR A CHANCE TO FEEL LIKE A CELEBRITY AND AVOID HOSTILITY FROM FRENCHIES. PLUS, OUR DIAMOND ARMOR IS SO SHINY, YOU’LL BLIND ANY HATERS TRYING TO ATTACK YOU. COME JOIN THE FUN AND BE A PART OF OUR EPIC MINECRAFT OLYMPICS!

SpermBankCraft

awkward, Clinic, different, donation, donation process, double meaning, fertility, fertility treatment, funny, guy, humor, JOKE, LOAD, Medical, reproductive health, reproductive system, reproductive technology, sperm bank, Sperm donor, sperm sample, SpermBankCraft

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	4277
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Magic Items Found:	7456
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Votes:	1681
New Chunks Explored:	422324	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Yo yo yo, listen up all you blocky builders out there! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with their lame rules and basic gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our server and experience the craziest, wildest, most off-the-wall adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft! We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco where the creepers bust a move like you’ve never seen before.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. And if you can find the elusive Rainbow Sheep, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown! And remember, “Get a load of this guy” means something totally different at a sperm bank.

RightCraft: Survival Bias Fun

adhd, animal studies, autism, BIAS, biases, brain development, cognitive psychology, evolutionary psychology, Fun, handedness, Human Behavior, left visual field bias, neurodiversity, neurological disorders, research, right-handedness, RightCraft, social advantages, social benefits, Social Interaction, Survival, survival tasks, visual field alignment

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	8290
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE EMBRACE ALL BIASES, EVEN IF YOU’RE LEFT-HANDED AND SEE THINGS UPSIDE DOWN! WE BELIEVE THAT HAVING A LITTLE BIT OF CRAZINESS IN YOUR LIFE MAKES EVERYTHING MORE FUN!

IMAGINE BUILDING A CASTLE WITH YOUR LEFT HAND WHILE LOOKING AT IT FROM THE BOTTOM UP – THAT’S THE KIND OF WACKY SHENANIGANS YOU CAN EXPECT ON OUR SERVER!

PLUS, SCIENTISTS SAY THAT EMBRACING YOUR BIASES CAN ACTUALLY MAKE YOU A BETTER SURVIVOR, SO JOINING OUR SERVER MIGHT JUST SAVE YOUR LIFE ONE DAY!

SO COME ON, JOIN US AND LET’S BUILD SOME CRAZY, UPSIDE-DOWN, LEFT-HANDED MASTERPIECES TOGETHER! WHO KNOWS, MAYBE YOU’LL EVEN UNLOCK THE SECRETS OF AUTISM AND ADHD WHILE YOU’RE AT IT! #MINECRAFTCRAZINESS #BIASBUILDSUCCESS 😂🤪🏰🎮

HardBox Vanilla Minecraft Server

1.16.5, Achievements, atmosphere, Community, Datapack, Difficulty, Discord, Endless, equality, Friends, gameplay, HardBox, Hardcore, Loot, Minecraft, Progression, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	9927
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	105	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Dragons Tamed:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17

HardBox is a vanilla server without private and wipes. It is suitable for both beginners and experienced players, as it creates a special atmosphere for a long game.

Equality of players:

We do not have donation privileges. All players start the game in equal conditions, we do not have any starting sets.

No privacy:

There is no private on the server, which means that players from the very beginning of the game must fully protect their home not only from monsters, but also from other players. You can start developing and build a starting house, but for good security it is worth going far from the spawn.

Standard framework:

The server is aimed at the most vanilla survival, without weddings, shops, jobs and other things created for degradation.

Hardcore:

In addition to the lack of private, the server has maximum difficulty. Also, some complications have been introduced that will extend your progression and diversify the gameplay.

Gameplay:

The server contains a fully translated datapack for “1000 achievements”, which will fill dozens of your evenings.An endless world, 16 chunks of rendering and limitless space for creativity.Version 1.16.5 is specially selected for players who cannot play on new versions due to lags.

Call your friends, loot and get a lot of positive emotions from the game!Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/jAgyAEuWwG

135.181.126.150:25659

Vanillish

C0L1TH, community-run, Coreprotect, Founded, Griefing, July 8th 2024, minecraft server, NSFW, old desktop PC., Raiding, Respect, Semivanilla, Server Rules, smp, stealing, Survival, Vanillish

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	7263
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5061	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15

GENERAL INFO:This server was designed to be run by its community. Players can do whatever they want, but if they get caught doing something against the server rules, a server-wide vote can be held by any witness to punish the player. To participate in the vote, players must send a private message to me (C0L1TH) when I am online. Additionally, admin powers will only be used when absolutely needed. Admins cannot punish players until a vote is held. Punishment appeals can be made on the Discord server (as of now, this does not exist yet).

RULES:1. No griefing, stealing, or raiding.2. No NSFW.3. Be respectful (to me, this is the most important rule).

FUN FACTS (as of 7/8/2024):– This server was founded on July 8th, 2024 by C0L1TH (me).– The only plugin installed on the server is CoreProtect.– The server runs on an old desktop PC. It isn’t super powerful, but it works decently well.

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Justin’s Escape Minecraft Server

Escape, fucking, getting away, Hell, justin, Justins, Keep, long tail, Minecraft, not again, Server, tags, with it

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	8298
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Love Letters Sent:	12
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3720	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Are you tired of Justin griefing your builds and stealing your diamonds on other servers? Well, fear not because on our server, Justin is banned for life! Join us and finally get your revenge on that sneaky little griefer. Build giant statues of yourself flipping him off or create elaborate traps to catch him in the act. The possibilities are endless when Justin is out of the picture. So come join us and let’s show Justin who’s boss!

MAGAcraft Minecraft Server – Seditious Shills!

American, BETRAYAL, biden, black man, chaos machine, Class War, cnn, Cyberwarfare, debate, Democrat, Division, DNC, Donald J Trump, encirclement, English, ESL shills, FATIGUE, gop, Hide, host, internet manipulation, Israelis, Jews, Kompromat, left-wing cope, MAGA, MAGAcraft, Minecraft, Music, nato, nuance, Pedos, Race, Rats, reality check, REPUBLICAN, RNC, rus, russians, s&s, seditious, Seditious Shills, Server, shills, source, sucker, traitors, trannies, trump, Voting, Web brigades, wedge issues

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	4922
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make your brain explode with laughter? Look no further! Our server is like a chaotic circus on steroids, with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti.

Join us if you want to experience the wildest ride of your life. Our players are like Russian spies and Israeli secret agents, here to stir up drama and make you question reality. We’ve got ESL shills who can’t speak English properly but will still roast you with their epic burns.

Forget about boring wedge issues like politics and race, we focus on the REAL stuff – like whether or not aliens are controlling the government. And don’t even get us started on the conspiracy theories about the server admin being a time-traveling wizard.

So if you’re tired of the same old Minecraft servers and want to join a community of absolute lunatics, come on down! Just remember, traitors will be turned into pixelated ashes and bitter memories. So grab your pickaxe and start digging, because on this server, anything goes – even if it’s totally bonkers.

FireworkFiasco Minecraft Server

4th of july, Communication, Confrontation, Cultural differences, debris, FireworkFiasco, fireworks, holiday celebration, law enforcement, lawn damage, Minecraft, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, neighbor dispute, Neighborhood, pettiness, Police, property damage, Race, racism, Server, video evidence

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	9903
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where blowing debris into the street is not only allowed, but encouraged! Join us for some explosive fun and crazy neighbor drama that will make you question your own sanity.

💥 Build your own firework show and watch as your neighbors run onto your lawn in panic! Just make sure to clean up the debris by blowing it back into the street for maximum chaos.

🎆 Enjoy the thrill of dodging accusations of being racist just because you want a clean lawn. Who knew fireworks could spark such heated arguments?

👮‍♂️ And don’t worry, our virtual cops will always have your back when it comes to settling disputes with your pixelated neighbors.

Join us on this wild ride of fireworks, drama, and questionable lawn maintenance choices. You won’t regret it! 😉

BabyBroBabysittersRUs

avoidance, baby brothers, BabyBroBabysittersRUs, Bonding, Communication, Conflict, emotional labor, family, Frustration, Help, live-in nanny, mental health, parenting, postpartum depression, Resentment, responsibilities, sibling dynamics, Siblings, stress, Support, wedding planning

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	275
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	2422	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Potions Brewed:	170	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5

Are you tired of being the designated babysitter for your oopsie daisy twin brothers while your parents are MIA and your sister is too busy planning her questionable wedding? Look no further than our Minecraft server for a much-needed escape from reality!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own virtual family and never have to change a diaper again! Our server is the perfect place to let out your frustrations by creating epic builds and unleashing your inner creativity.

Forget about being the live-in nanny for your siblings, come join us and be the master of your own virtual universe. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can rule over your own Minecraft kingdom?

So what are you waiting for? Leave the crying babies behind and dive into a world of endless possibilities on our Minecraft server. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with family drama!