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Players: | 105/700 | Votes: | 7413 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 17 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 30 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 | Royal Courts Attended: | 1 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground fighting ring where players can battle it out for glory and bragging rights. Just be prepared to face off against the reigning champion, a chicken riding a pig armed with a diamond sword.
And did we mention the treasure hunts? Every week, we hide valuable loot all over the map for players to find, but beware of the traps set by our mischievous admin who loves to watch players fall into pits of lava or get blown up by TNT.
So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and embrace the madness, join our SMP today! Just remember, this show blasts shonen fags btw.