weakmind Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BroWeddingGate: UninvitedAF

acceptance, Apology, Boundaries, brother, BroWeddingGate, Communication, Conflict, disinterest, Disrespect, family, Gay, LGBTQ, love, PERSONAL LIFE, relationships, self worth, Support, uninvited, UninvitedAF, validation, Wedding

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	9530
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	554	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	16

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your family Thanksgiving dinner? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists!

We’ve got more drama than a reality TV show, with family feuds, unexpected invites, and uninvites to weddings – all over bringing a plus one! Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

Join now and experience the thrill of getting bombarded with messages from relatives, being told to apologize for being yourself, and navigating through the chaos of family dynamics. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

So if you’re looking for a server that’s more chaotic than a soap opera, join us now and get ready for a drama-filled adventure! Just remember, in this server, the drama is real – but the fun is even more real!

SecretSMP: DarkMysteryHideout

conceal, Confidential, Covert, dark secret, DarkMysteryHideout, Enigma, everyone, hidden, Hiding, Mysterious, Personal, Private, Secrets, SecretSMP, undisclosed, undisclosed details, undisclosed facts, undisclosed history, undisclosed information., undisclosed story, undisclosed truth

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	1434
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Void Gems Collected:	13
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	74	Dimension Hops:	13
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	11

Are you tired of hiding your secret obsession with building giant statues of llamas in Minecraft? Well, fear no more! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where llamas are worshipped as gods and your llama-building skills will finally be appreciated!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of chicken farmers who control the economy with their prized golden eggs. Will you join forces with them or try to overthrow their clucky reign?

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the server, guarded by a mischievous group of baby zombies who will stop at nothing to protect their loot. Will you be brave enough to face the tiny terrors and claim the treasure for yourself?

So come join our Minecraft SMP and uncover the dark secrets that lie beneath the pixelated surface. Just remember, the llamas are always watching…

ForeverCraft

age, age limit, age-related diseases, aging, aging gracefully, Aging population, aging process, centenarian, ForeverCraft, gerontology, health span, life expectancy, life extension, life span., LIFESPAN, lifespan goals, living longer, Longevity, longevity research, mortality, quality of life

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	6934
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Alien Abductions:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Are you tired of respawning in real life every time you die? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can respawn as many times as you want! Join us and live forever in blocky bliss. Who needs aging when you can build epic structures and battle creepers for eternity? Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to discover the key to immortality. So come join us and become a Minecraft legend…literally!

KidzCraft Minecraft Server

Attack, Awareness, children, Community, Condolences, crime, death, Grief, Heartbreaking, Incident, investigation, Justice, KidzCraft, Minecraft, mourning, News, Police, Safety, Server, Support, Tragedy, uk, violence

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	5067
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Crops Grown:	9511	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Ores Mined:	9582
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	55

LOL come join our minecraft server cuz it’s so lit, even the UK news is talking about it! we got so much fun stuff to do, you’ll be dying to play (but hopefully not like those poor girls in the news, yikes). our server is so epic, it’s like a virtual playground where you can build and explore and make friends and maybe even find buried treasure (or dead bodies, haha just kidding… unless?). so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let’s make some memories together (hopefully not the kind that end up on the news)!

ChávezCraft: Post-Election Chaos

anger, Chaos, ChávezCraft, controversy, Democracy, Destruction, Government, Hugo Chávez, Latin America, leader, opposition, Political, post-election, PostElection, PROTESTS, Régime, revolution, Socialist, Statues, TURMOIL, Unrest, Vandalism, Venezuela

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	2247
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Astral Projections Made:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant hugo chávez statues and protect them from crazy post-election unrest in venezuela!!! we have epic battles and crazy adventures as we defend our statues with our lives!!! join now and be a part of the most insane and chaotic server ever!!! hugo chávez would be proud of our dedication and bravery!!!

GlobalCraft: Labor Divide

divide, economic disparity, equal pay, global economy, Global Income, Global North, Global South, global workforce, GlobalCraft, Income Discrepancy, income disparity, income inequality, Labor, Labour Availability, Labour Contribution, Labour Market, Northern Consumption, Skill Disparity, Southern Workers, wage disparity, wages, worker exploitation

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	6713
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	62
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7

yo yo yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like da wild wild west of blocky adventures, fam. we got pigs flyin’ and creepers dancin’ to dubstep, it’s lit af.

imagine a world where u can mine for diamonds while riding a llama dressed as a cowboy, yeehaw! and don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco parties where u can battle it out with other players in epic dance-offs.

plus, our server is so inclusive that even zombies and skeletons are welcome to join in on the fun. we believe in equal opportunities for all, even if u have no skin or flesh.

so come on down to our server and be part of the revolution, where the Global South meets the Global North in a clash of blocky proportions. who needs real world wages when u can be rollin’ in virtual diamonds and emeralds, amirite? let’s make minecraft great again, one pixel at a time.

Welcome to the server where even the janitor can be a hero! Janitor’s Closet SMP: Where cleaning skills rule! Apply now!

app, apply, BUILD, cleaning, CLOSET, Community, culture, Discord, era, Events, Fun, genre, Hero, janitor, Janitors, Lore, nation, Nations, Plugins, Religion, Roleplay, rule, Server, Skills, smp, Story, Style, Whitelist

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	1093
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Dragon Eggs Found:	3575
Meteorites Collected:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Emeralds Found:	1573
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Towns Built:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58

Welcome to the Janitor’s Closet!

We are a worldbuilding/roleplay based SMP! we want to give players a fun atmosphere where you can make your own culture, nation, story, and impact!

We don’t necessarily follow a build theme, places can be of whatever era, genre, or style in their builds! We like it that way to be unique, as well as encouraging all sorts of story-building and roleplay!

While we think it’s awesome that people can make their own religions and cultures and stuff, don’t forget that there’s always someone you can join!

Lastly, we like to hold fun events! These events vary from being lore-related to ingame fun, and you can also host these events once you have an idea and all!

Discord Info:

Joining our Discord is required, everyone who joins does have to fill out a quick app after reading the rules, this is so that we filter out any bad folks and goons.

Joining the discord is also just nice, we have a nice community where people organize their lore and events, and it’s where all info and people are located!

Our Plugins:

Plugins
Dynmap
SimpleVC
SetHome
Deadchest
CombatLog
Brewery
And others!

FAQ

Q: What is the Janitor’s Closet Minecraft server?

A: The Janitor’s Closet is a worldbuilding/roleplay based SMP where players can create their own cultures, nations, and stories.

Q: Is there a specific build theme on the server?

A: No, players are encouraged to build in any era, genre, or style they prefer to create unique and diverse environments.

Q: Are players allowed to create their own religions and cultures?

A: Yes, players are welcome to create their own religions and cultures, but they can also join existing ones on the server.

Q: Are there regular events on the server?

A: Yes, the server hosts fun events ranging from lore-related activities to in-game fun. Players can also host their own events once approved.

Q: Is joining the Discord server mandatory?

A: Yes, joining the Discord server is required for all players. A quick application must be filled out after reading the rules to filter out any unwanted individuals.

Coalburner’s Seething Minecraft Server

#degeneracy, activism, Anons, brotherhood, clown world, coalburner, coalburners, Confrontation, empowerment, force, fuckup, Minecraft, Observe, RAGE, resistance, Seething, Server, Silence, social justice, solidarity, strength, Unity

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	8464
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we witness the epic battle of coalburners and based men! Witness the pure, unbridled rage of a coalburner when confronted, as they try to escape their past mistakes. Join us as we confront degeneracy in this clown world and become a force to be reckoned with. Together, we will rise above the chaos and bring order to the Minecraft universe. So come join us, brothers, and let’s show the world what we’re made of!

SipSquadCoffeeCrafters – Minecraft SMP

Aftertaste, barista, Beverage, black coffee, Brewing, Caffeine, coffee, coffee lover, coffee shop, Creamer, dairy, drink, flavor, half & half, Minecraft, morning pick-me-up, morning routine, Preference, SipSquadCoffeeCrafters, smp, Sugar, Taste, Water

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	2327
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Magic Items Found:	1583
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Crops Grown:	9070
Mythical Swords Crafted:	26	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

BabyDaddyDrama Minecraft Server

#SelfEsteem, aita, Argument, BabyDaddyDrama, BEDROOM, child, custody, doormat, ex, family, Father, House, Men, Minecraft, peoplepleaser, Raising, relationship, rental, SELLING, Server, stay

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	3447
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Meteorites Collected:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through crazy situations like letting your ex crash at your Minecraft house because he’s been kicked out of his rental! Imagine the chaos of trying to build separate bedrooms for you, your child, and your ex while still trying to maintain some sense of sanity.

But fear not, because on our server, you can build, explore, and create without any pesky exes trying to crash your party. So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind – unless, of course, you want to recreate it in Minecraft form!