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Players: | 107/500 | Votes: | 6571 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 13 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 7 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 16 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 9 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 24 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 |
Forget about Flatpak, Firejail, and Snap – we like to live life on the edge with all applications having access to each other’s data. Who needs privacy anyway, am I right?
And don’t even get us started on the kernel. It’s like running all user space code as root in PID 1 – talk about living dangerously! But hey, who needs security when you can have unfixed bugs and memory unsafe languages prone to bugs?
So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with chaos, vulnerabilities, and a whole lot of laughs at the expense of GNU/Linux desktoptards, then come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a little bit of common sense too.