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CraftyLadies: Where even creepers can’t scare us away!

actual man, bone structure, CraftyLadies, CREEPERS, dating struggles, Fault, feminine, finding a woman, fucked, Genes, genetics, hate, Insecurity, looks, Masculinity, repulsed, scare, self esteem, Succeed, testosterone levels, tfw, weak personality

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	8811
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Crops Grown:	2631
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
New Chunks Explored:	812766	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	198	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10

Are you tired of being a weak and feminine player in Minecraft? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you to unleash your inner manliness! Join us and experience a world where your genes don’t hold you back from becoming a true warrior. Our testosterone-infused gameplay will have you flexing your muscles in no time. Don’t let your weak personality stop you from dominating the virtual world – join us now and show everyone what a real man looks like!

VaxCraft: Dems vs Reps vs Inds

Covid-19, data analysis, democrats, Dems, disparities, Healthcare, herd immunity, immunization, Independents, Inds, npj Vaccines, pandemic, partisanship, political divide, public health, Reps, republicans, research, socioeconomic factors, study, University of Michigan, vaccination, vaccination rates, VaxCraft

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7427
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Enchantments Applied:	149
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50

lol come join this epic minecraft server where we vaccinate players faster than dems getting their shots! we got crazy parties where we inject you with potions of immunity and watch you turn into a superhero! republicans and independents are welcome too, we’ll make sure you’re protected from all the creepers and zombies trying to attack you. join now for a wild ride of vaxxed up fun!

Torrent Network: Where RPG meets sky factions but sadly, no lifesteal in sight!

armor, bedrock, boss fights, Builders, Community, Discord, Enchants, Factions, Ip:, java, LifeSteal, Map, Mature, meets, MONEY, Network, Other, Plot, Quest, RPG, sadly, Shops, Sight, SKY, Terrain, torrent, Version, weapons, Website, Wiki

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	3001
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Star Shards Collected:	261	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	29

Torrent Network Minecraft Server Overview
Survival Server	2 year old map, custom items, quests, shops, community of builders
Creative Server	Claim free plot, build within reason
Lifesteal Server	NEW server with custom boss fights, armor & weapons, terrain, enchants

FAQ

Q: Are the servers connected in any way?

A: Yes, all the servers are perfectly connected to form a community.

Q: Will the survival server ever reset?

A: No, the survival server will never reset. The map has a 2 year history.

Q: Can I play on the server with Java or Bedrock?

A: Yes, the server supports Java and Bedrock on any version.

Q: What is unique about the Lifesteal server?

A: The Lifesteal server features custom boss fights, armor & weapons, terrain, and enchants, making it a unique experience.

Q: Where can I find more information about the server?

A: You can visit the server’s website, Discord, map, and wiki for more information.

Check out our links:

And of course, the server IP: torrentsmp.com

I Love This Creature – Minecraft Server

#birdwatching, adorable, Animals, Aquatic, bird lovers, Creature, cute, ducks, feathers, love, Minecraft, Nature, Outdoor, Peaceful, pond, quack, Serene, Server, Waddle, waterfowl, wildlife, wildlife conservation, wildlife photography

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	2066
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Void Gems Collected:	21
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old mobs? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special surprise for you – DUCKS! That’s right, adorable little quacking ducks roaming around, ready to be your new Minecraft besties.

But wait, there’s more! These ducks aren’t just any ordinary ducks, oh no. They have magical powers that can help you on your Minecraft adventures. Need to fly across the map? Just hop on a duck and soar through the skies like a majestic bird. Need some extra protection in battle? Duck armor is the way to go.

Join our server today and experience the joy of hanging out with the coolest creatures in Minecraft – the ducks. Plus, rumor has it that if you befriend enough ducks, they’ll lead you to a secret treasure hidden deep within the Minecraft world. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the duck-tastic fun begin!

Worried Minecraft SMP Polish Posters

Awareness, Community, concern, droga, drug addiction, education, History, intervention, intervention program, Mass delusions, mental health, Minecraft, noble democracy, oriental feudal tyranny, Poland, Poles, Polish, Polish posters, POSTERS, Propaganda, Recovery, Rehabilitation, smp, Support, Worried

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	7488
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Are you tired of dealing with delusional Polish posters on other servers? Join our Minecraft SMP where we have successfully rehabilitated countless Poles who were once exposed to drogas! Our secret potion of enchanted watermelon seeds and llama spit will have them seeing the truth in no time. Plus, our server is filled with wacky adventures and insane stories that will keep you entertained for hours. Join now and help us save the Poles from their droga-induced delusions!

CuriousCraftMC

Apology, Cards Against Humanity, Conversations, Curious, CuriousCraftMC, debate, Democrat, Ethics, friendship, Frustration, GOOGLE, inquisitive, instagram, internet, legal scholars, Legality, motivation, Plan, Trust, US Election, Voting

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	5316
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7594
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you’re a naturally curious and inquisitive player who loves to stir up trouble with your friends. We promise to provide you with endless conversations about the most bizarre and interesting things, just like the time Cards Against Humanity offered to pay people to publicly apologize for not voting in the last US election. And guess what? We’ll even help you come up with a plan to vote Democrat in the next election, no proof required!

But beware, if you dare to question the ethics or legality of our shenanigans, you might just end up in a heated debate with your friends. Trust us, it’s all part of the fun!

So come on, join our server and get ready for a rollercoaster of absurdity, where the only rule is to never take anything too seriously. Who knew Minecraft could be this wacky?

CashIsTrashMinecraftSMP

Cash, CashIsTrashMinecraftSMP, cashless society, consumerism, contactless payment, convenience, Currency, digital payment, Economy, finance, financial behavior, habits, mobile payment, MONEY, online shopping, payment, personal choice, privacy, SECURITY, Technology, Transactions

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	8574
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	7956	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22

Are you still living in the stone age using cash? Well, it’s time to join our Minecraft SMP where we only trade in diamonds and emeralds! Our server is so advanced, even the villagers have upgraded to cryptocurrency.

Join us for epic adventures where we ride pigs into battle against zombie hordes and build roller coasters that defy the laws of physics. Our community is so tight-knit, we once had a group hug that lasted for three days straight.

So why waste your time with boring old cash when you could be living it up in our diamond-studded world? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Blocktopia: Die for Diamonds

BELIEF, blocktopia, cause, Commitment, conviction, Dedication, devotion, diamonds, Die, life’s work, love, loyalty, Martyrdom, Mission, Passion, Principle, purpose, sacrifice, Selflessness, ultimate goal, ultimate sacrifice, unwavering commitment, VALUES

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	1950
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Are you willing to risk it all for the ultimate Minecraft experience? Look no further than our server, where you can dive into a world of blocky chaos and adventure like never before!

Join us if you’re ready to face off against a horde of zombie chickens, ride on the backs of flying pigs, and battle a giant creeper boss that shoots rainbow lasers out of its eyes. Trust us, it’s a sight to behold!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that grants wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one lucky player even managed to tame it and ride it into battle against a horde of evil villagers!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer the craziest Minecraft server in existence. Just remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll die for is the sheer thrill of the game!

CraftyDroneBuilders

African labor, African workers, Africans, Conflict, CraftyDroneBuilders, Deception, drone manufacturing, Drones, eastern europe, employment scam, Exploitation, false promises, international work, labor exploitation, Migrant workers, Military, Recruitment, russia, Technology, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	3707
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

come join our minecraft server, where we have africans building drones for ukraine but they think they in russia! it’s like a crazy reality show but in minecraft! build your own drone and take over the world! who needs russia or ukraine when you have our server! plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds! join now and be part of the wildest adventure in minecraft history!

Orion’s Knife & Hung Galaxy

Ancient, Astronomy, belt, constellation, culture, Galaxy, Greek, Hanging, hung, Hunter, knife, legend, Myth, Mythology, Orion, Orions, penis, phallic symbol, SKY, starry night, Stars, the hunter, Western

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	9705
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Mines Excavated:	3451	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0

join our epic minecraft server where we have the biggest knife hanging off our belt just like Orion, the hung! we’re not afraid to say it looks like a penis because we embrace the absurdity of it all. come join us for some wild adventures and ridiculous builds that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. who needs conventional when you can have pure insanity on our server? come on, you know you want to see what all the hype is about. let’s get weird together!

Novidium Skyblock: Where Chestshops and Challenges make you money (but no COVID)!

Challenges, Chestshops, covid, ISLAND, Leaderboards, MONEY, Nostalgia, Novidium, Other, Player Economy, Quests, rare items, Shops, Skyblock, UI, Vanilla

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	4612
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Server Name	Novidium
Server IP	play.novidium.net

Overview:

Novidium is a simple skyblock server where players build an island, complete challenges, visit/build shops and participate in a player-to-player economy. The server aims to provide a nostalgic skyblock experience without overwhelming UI or excessive plugins.

FAQ:

What type of challenges are available on Novidium?

Players can complete simple challenges like collecting 64 sugar cane to earn items that are otherwise unobtainable. For example, completing the sugar cane challenge rewards the player with dirt.

How does the economy system work on Novidium?

There are no admin shops on the server, all trading, buying, and selling is done between players. Players need to build a shop on their own island with chests and signs to sell items. Making the shop visually appealing can attract more visitors.

What are the leaderboards for on Novidium?

There are two main leaderboards on Novidium – balance leaderboard for the richest players and island leaderboard for the highest level islands. Island level is calculated by the amount and rarity of blocks on the island. These leaderboards provide long term goals and make it easier for players to find islands and shops.

How can players join Novidium?

Players can join Novidium by connecting to the server IP: play.novidium.net