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LMAO Minecraft Server Madness

4chan, anxiety, Argument, coping mechanisms, cure, emotional distress, lmao, madness, mental health, mental illness, mental resilience, mental strength, Mental Wellbeing, Minecraft, online toxicity, panic attack, self-care, Server, stress, support system, Therapy, Threw up, weak body, weak mind

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	8235
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Dimension Hops:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Runes Activated:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Secret Passages Found:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

Are you tired of getting wrecked in arguments on 4chan and feeling like a total weakling? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and unleash your inner warrior as you battle it out with other players in epic PvP matches. Who needs therapy when you can just slay some virtual enemies instead? Plus, rumor has it that our server is so intense, it’ll cure you of all your anxiety-induced nausea. So come on, join us and let the healing begin!

CraftyStrawStopper

Behavior, BETRAYAL, CHANGE, Company, CraftyStrawStopper, customer service, decision, Disappointment, Ethics, final straw, liked, loyalty, Management, products, Quality, reputation, Services, stop supporting, Trust, VALUES

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	9968
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Alien Abductions:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Villages Defended:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Tired of being betrayed by big corporations? Join our Minecraft server and take out your frustrations by blowing up virtual buildings! Our server is the perfect place to unleash your inner rebel and stick it to the man. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of disgruntled ex-employees who are seeking revenge on their former boss by creating the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft experience ever. So come join us and let’s tear down the establishment one block at a time!

Maduro’s Secret MineCraft Server

Amnesty, Crisis, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, international relations, intervention, Latin America, Maduro, Maduros, Minecraft, Négotiation, negotiation tactics, Pardon, Politics, power struggle, regime change, secret, secret talks, Server, south america, step down, US, Venezuela

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	2888
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

so, like, imagine this: there’s this minecraft server that’s so epic, it’s like a secret meeting between the US and Venezuela’s Maduro. but instead of talking politics, they’re talking about minecraft! maduro is all like, “i’ll step down if you join this server, it’s that good!” and the US is like, “dude, this server is so lit, i’ll give you a pardon if you join!”

so now, this server is like the ultimate place to be. you can build crazy stuff, like a replica of the white house or a giant statue of maduro riding a llama. and the best part is, you get a pardon just for playing on this server!

join now and be part of this epic secret meeting in minecraft! who knew politics could be so fun?

MaduroCraft: No X Allowed!

Allowed, authoritarianism, Bans, Censorship, crackdown, Democracy, Dictatorship, freedom of speech, government control, human rights violations, international relations, Latin America, Maduro, MaduroCraft, Nicolas Maduro, opposition, political repression, Political unrest, PROTESTS, sanctions, south america, Venezuela

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	5356
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20

come join our epic minecraft server where we ban all the boring stuff just like venezuela bans X! maduro is expanding his crackdown but we are expanding our fun! build crazy houses, fight dragons, and ride pigs into battle! we have so much chaos you’ll forget all about real world politics! join now before maduro bans us too!

CruisequakeCraft

Adventure, cruise ship, CruisequakeCraft, earthquake, Maritime, Motion, natural disaster, nautical, Ocean, ROLLING, sea sickness, seismic activity, Sensation, Ship, travel, tremor, undulating, vacation, vibrating, Waves, windy waters

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	5217
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Magic Items Found:	5397	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	8

come join our minecraft server and experience the wild ride of a cruise ship in a windstorm! imagine the thrill of building your own ship while it’s being tossed around like a ragdoll! feel the adrenaline rush as you try to navigate through the chaos and keep your creations from falling apart!

but wait, there’s more! our server is also home to a secret underwater city filled with treasure and mystery. dive deep into the depths and discover hidden caves, sunken ships, and maybe even a kraken or two!

if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, the server transforms into a magical wonderland where pigs can fly, cows can dance, and creepers are actually friendly! it’s a party like no other, and you won’t want to miss it!

so come on down to our server and join in on the madness. who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of minecraft!

BreakfastCraft: Start your day right!

Behavior, Breakfast, BreakfastCraft, children, data analysis, Day, eating habits, Global, habits, Happiness, health, IMPORTANCE, life satisfaction, Lifestyle, mental health, morning meal, nutrition, research, Start, study, survey, well-being, young people

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	5952
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

join our epic minecraft server and never miss breakfast again! our virtual world is filled with delicious virtual breakfast options to start your day off right. from virtual pancakes to virtual bacon and eggs, we’ve got it all!

not only will you never go hungry on our server, but you’ll also experience higher levels of life satisfaction than those poor souls who miss out on breakfast. our players are living their best lives, all thanks to the power of a good morning meal in the minecraft world.

so come join us and feast like never before! virtual breakfast is the most important meal of the day, after all.

AureusMC

Community, Discord, Economy, Features, Forge, Fun, Ip:, Join, LATEST, Minecraft, Modpack, Pixelmon, Play, pokemon, regular, Running, Server, Technicpack, Unique, Updates, Version

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	8201
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38

Welcome to AureusMC, we offer a fun pixelmon community with loads of unique features and regular updates.

Pixelmon Reforged: (Latest Version : Adds over 850 Pokemon to Minecraft) This version of Pixelmon runs on Minecraft 1.16.5, to be able join our pixelmon servers please use our custom made modpack, or install pixelmon manually through forge.

Server IP: play.Aureusmc.org Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/aureusmc-pixelmon.1994289 Discord: discord.gg/Aureusmc

play.aureusmc.org

MysticHaven

active community, Adventure, alliances, base, challenge, Community, Dynamic economy, Economy, Events, Exciting Crates, Gear, LifeSteal, Lifesteal gameplay, Minecraft, Missions, MysticHaven, PvP, reliable support, rule, Server, SURVIVE, Trade, wealth

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	5553
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Emeralds Found:	8108	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Enter MysticHaven, where adventure and challenge await! Here’s what makes our server unique: Lifesteal Gameplay: Defeat players and steal their life to become stronger. Be careful, others can steal your life too! Dynamic Economy: Earn money through trade, selling goods, and completing missions. Use your wealth to expand your base and buy better gear. Exciting Crates: Open crates for a chance to get rare and powerful items to dominate your enemies. Active Community: Join a friendly and supportive community. Collaborate, form alliances, and participate in thrilling events. Reliable Support: Our team is always working to improve the server and add new features. Need help? We’re here for you. Join MysticHaven today and experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure. Survive, earn, and rule on the best lifesteal server!

45.128.157.4:25626

Merchant Villages: Where the only thing we claim is unlimited land – no griefing allowed!

Allowed, Auction, Chestshop, Claim, eco-system, Economy, Essentials, family friendly, full economy experience, gaming experience, Griefing, Land, merchant, minecraft server, Minigames, Npc, Plugins, protected, PvE, rules, TRADES, Unlimited, Vanilla, Villages

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	3098
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
Endless Night Skies:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Address	mc.merchantvillages.com

Merchant Villages is a friendly non-pvp server looking for mature, well behaved players.

Have you been enjoying Minecraft single player, but found the online community less than you’d hoped for? Are you tired of being griefed by experienced players? Had enough of power hungry admins threatening to ban you every time you blink? Merchant Villages offers a friendly environment for players new to the scene and experienced players alike.

Merchant Villages is well established having been online since January of 2013.

In Merchant Villages you will find a unique economy because it is based off of the NPC villager trades created by Mojang. Villagers on this server have been designed to make trading easy and fun. With EssentialsEco, ChestShop, auction plugin and others seamlessly integrating the vanilla trading with a full eco system, Merchant Villages offers a different approach to creating a full economy experience.

Features:

Unlimited land starting with 100×100 plots and expanded as needed
Everything protected – No griefing, everything logged
Four home sets and more as you rank
No starting in overpopulated areas
Fall damage off – Creeper and ghast block damage off
Craftbook which includes pipes, wireless redstone, and much more
Minigames including parkour, spleef, hunger games and more!
Family friendly environment
No Inventory loss arenas
Friendly rules including (1) Respect other players, (2) No offensive language, (3) no hacks, and of course (4) No griefing.

Come and join us for a full, friendly gaming experience.

https://discord.gg/0pkUOvkI9vRNj1Vw

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server pvp or non-pvp?	The server is non-pvp.
Is griefing allowed?	No, everything is protected and griefing is not allowed.
Are there any specific rules to follow?	Yes, some of the rules include respecting other players, no offensive language, no hacks, and no griefing.
How long has the server been online?	The server has been online since January of 2013.
What kind of economy does the server have?	The economy is based off of the NPC villager trades created by Mojang.

Rule34Craft Minecraft Server

adult content, black-skinned-male, browsing, Character, CONTENT, exclusion, explicit, FANTASY, fetish, filtering, Futanari, Limit, Mature, Minecraft, NSFW, ONLINE, pages, r34, rule 34, Rule34Craft, search, Server, taboo

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	6262
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Are you tired of scrolling through endless pages of questionable content just to find some wholesome Minecraft fun? Look no further, because our server is like a breath of fresh air in a sea of weirdness! Join us and say goodbye to blacked shenanigans and futanari nightmares. We promise over 10 pages of pure, unadulterated Minecraft goodness! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most epic block-building adventures of your life!

WhiteKnightMinecraftSMP

Bigotry, discrimination, Hate Speech, Oppression, racial discrimination, racial division, racial hierarchy, racial inequality, racial injustice, racial prejudice, racial superiority, racial violence, racism, Supremacy, white domination, white nationalism, WHITE POWER, white privilege, White Supremacy, WhiteKnightMinecraftSMP

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	4610
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Void Armor Forged:	12	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to embrace the chaos! Join us and become part of our crazy community where the only way to survive is to expect the unexpected.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and emeralds. But little did they know, it was guarded by a pack of evil chickens who were hell-bent on protecting their precious loot. It was a battle like no other, with feathers flying and eggs cracking, but in the end, the players emerged victorious and claimed the treasure as their own.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret society of llamas who roam the land, offering quests and challenges to anyone brave enough to take them on. Rumor has it that those who complete all the llama quests will be granted the power to control time itself. Time travel in Minecraft? Only on our SMP!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become part of the madness. Who knows what adventures await you in our crazy world. Just remember, the right white man marches on. Embrace the chaos or be left behind!