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Weak Jawline Minecraft SMP Prodigy

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	6359
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Buildings Constructed:	34	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Void Armor Forged:	25
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Are you tired of being the laughing stock of the Minecraft world with your weak jawline and lack of facial hair? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a secret potion that will give you the manliest jawline and the bushiest beard you’ve ever seen! Join us and become the envy of all your friends as you strut around with your newfound ruggedness.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary diamond sword that has the power to turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies. Yes, you heard that right. One swing of this sword and your foes will be hopping around in cute little bunny suits, unable to harm a hair on your perfectly sculpted chin.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the ultimate Minecraft stud with a jawline of steel and a beard to rival even the most majestic of dwarves. Plus, who wouldn’t want to wield a sword that turns enemies into bunnies? It’s a win-win situation, really.

StressCraft: No Manly Conformity

conformity, Gender norms, manly, Masculinity, mens health, mental health, Mental health advocacy, mental health awareness, mental health education, mental health help, Mental health resources, mental health services, mental health stigma, mental health support, Mental Health Treatment, Mental Wellness, seeking help, societal expectations, stress, StressCraft, toxic masculinity

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	9528
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4674	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Void Gems Collected:	21
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

YO, WANNA JOIN DIS SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL YA, IT’S DA MOST EPIC PLACE TO BE IN MINECRAFT LAND! WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY, COWS THAT DANCE, AND SHEEP THAT SING LIKE MARIAH CAREY!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR DIAMOND ORE SPAWNS ARE LITERALLY MADE OF CHOCOLATE, AND IF YOU MINE THEM, YOU GET A LIFETIME SUPPLY OF FREE PIZZA! YEAH, YOU HEARD ME RIGHT, FREE PIZZA!

ALSO, OUR VILLAGERS ARE ALL TRAINED IN MARTIAL ARTS, SO IF YOU TRY TO MESS WITH THEM, THEY’LL DROPKICK YOU INTO NEXT WEEK! AND DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON OUR ENDER DRAGON, HE’S GOT A PHD IN PHYSICS AND CAN SOLVE RUBIK’S CUBES BLINDFOLDED!

SO, IF YOU WANNA HAVE A BLAST, MAKE SOME NEW FRIENDS, AND LAUGH UNTIL YOUR SIDES HURT, JOIN OUR SERVER NOW! YOU WON’T REGRET IT, I PROMISE!

CraftyMinds Minecraft Server

anxiety, coping strategies, CraftyMinds, depression, Despair, financial struggles, hopelessness, lack of purpose, lack of support, Loneliness, mental health awareness, mental health crisis, mental illness, Minecraft, seeking help, self worth, Server, social isolation, suicidal feelings, suicidal ideation, suicidal thoughts, unemployment, worthless education

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	611
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Are you feeling down in the dumps and contemplating the meaning of life? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures, virtual friendships, and endless possibilities.

Why should you not kill yourself, you ask? Because on our server, you can be whoever you want to be! No job? No problem! In our world, you can be a professional block builder or a fearless explorer. Your education and certifications may be worthless in the real world, but in Minecraft, they’re the key to unlocking hidden treasures and secret realms.

And who needs money when you can mine for diamonds and trade with other players for rare items? Neetbux? Pshh, we’ve got virtual currency that’s worth more than gold.

Don’t have any friends or family to lean on? Well, guess what? Our server is filled with friendly players who are always up for a game of virtual tag or a building competition. And as for the future, well, who needs it when you can create your own destiny in the Minecraft universe?

So, why survive? Because on our server, the point is to have fun, make memories, and escape from the harsh realities of life. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and join us for a Minecraft adventure like no other!

BlockyBDSM Minecraft Server

BDSM, BlockyBDSM, Boundaries, Communication, coping mechanisms, Desires, empowerment, fetish, healing, Humiliation, mental health, Minecraft, personal growth, relationships, self esteem, self-acceptance, self-control, Server, Sexuality, shame, Therapy, Trauma, Vulnerability

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	4336
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	88	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Are you tired of your boring vanilla Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where your wildest fantasies can come to life? Look no further, because on our server, we specialize in sexually humiliating creepers! That’s right, you can finally live out your dreams of dominating those pesky green creatures in ways you never thought possible. Join us for a wild ride of kinkiness and chaos, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). So come on, what are you waiting for? Let your inner dominatrix out to play on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

DyeCraft Minecraft Server

colorful hair, Communication, cute, DAUGHTER, Decision making, disagreement, Drugs, DyeCraft, dyed hair, Expression, family, Future, grandmother, hair dye, joy, Lifestyle, Minecraft, Mother, parenting, safe dye, semi permanent, Server, tattoos

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	6452
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we encourage colorful expressions like dyeing your hair blue and pink! Just like this mom dyed her daughter’s hair, you can dye your sheep, your house, heck even your diamond armor if you want!

Join us and unleash your creativity in ways that will make your grandma cry (in a good way)! Who needs boring old natural hair colors when you can have a rainbow on your head? And don’t worry, our server is free of judgmental grandmas and full of supportive players who will cheer you on as you embrace your inner unicorn.

So come on in and let your hair down (literally, dye it all the colors of the rainbow)! Who knows, maybe you’ll even start a trend that will have all the mobs in Minecraft rocking blue and pink hair too. Let’s make this server the most colorful and fabulous place in the Minecraft universe!

NoKidZoneCraft

aita, bad kid, bullying, child, complaint, conservative family, dislike, faith based school, Friends, influence, Junk Food, NoKidZoneCraft, not inviting, parents, public school, reminder, sleepover, submissive, summer camp, Upset, upset parents.

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	7200
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Farms Harvested:	981	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Crops Grown:	7750
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Mines Excavated:	2921
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Are you tired of boring, faith-based schools where kids get in trouble for asking questions and standing up to bullies? Look no further, join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky adventure!

Our server is like a small, loving, and accepting environment where you can let your creativity run wild. No more inflexible rules or lack of common sense here – just pure fun and excitement!

Join now and meet hilarious characters like Julia and Sue, who will keep you entertained with their crazy antics. From sleepovers to summer camps, you never know what outrageous stories will unfold on our server.

So why wait? Come join us and be a part of the most epic Minecraft community where being a “terrible influence” is actually a compliment! Let’s show Sue’s parents what real fun looks like 😉.

CraftyCrafterz

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	8693
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Mines Excavated:	2671	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Meteorites Collected:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Are you tired of mining for diamonds all day and night with no one to appreciate your hard work? Look no further than our Minecraft server, where diamond miners are treated like royalty! Our server is filled with beautiful villagers who can’t resist a player with a full inventory of shiny diamonds. Join now and become the most attractive player in the land!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is home to a secret society of chicken jockeys who ride around on giant chickens, terrorizing unsuspecting players. Will you join their ranks or become their next target? Only time will tell on our wild and wacky Minecraft server!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience all the craziness and hilarity that awaits you. Who knew Minecraft could be this much fun?

CraftyPutin’s Minecraft Server

1938, aggression, Conflict, CraftyPutins, Dictatorship, Europe, History, international relations, Invasion, lessons, Military, Minecraft, nationalism, Political, power, Propaganda, putin, Server, soviet union, totalitarianism, Ukraine, War, world war

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	3560
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Buildings Constructed:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Magic Items Found:	7579	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

lol u ever wanted to time travel back to 1938 and see putin starting a war in ukraine? well now u can…in minecraft! join our server for a wild ride through history where putin is a pixelated warlord and ukraine is made of blocks. build your own bunker to hide from the chaos or join putin’s army and conquer the land. who knew history could be so fun and blocky? come join us for a blast from the past…literally!

HostageCraft: No Surrender

Ceasefire, Conflict, Diplomacy, freedom, fumes, Hamas, HostageCraft, hostages, Ismail Haniyeh, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Négotiation, Palestinian, Peace, Politics, Release, resistance, RETALIATION, Surrender, Tension, Terrorism

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	8772
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Divine Spears Created:	16
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	14
New Chunks Explored:	754746	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. we got, like, dragons and unicorns and, like, a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold. you can, like, build your own castle and, like, battle other players with, like, enchanted swords and stuff.

oh, and get this, there’s, like, a secret treasure hunt where you can find, like, a magical portal to a land filled with candy and rainbows. and, like, if you join now, you’ll get a pet creeper that, like, follows you around and explodes on command.

so, like, come join us on this, like, totally rad server where the only limit is your imagination. and remember, we will not surrender until every player has experienced the ultimate Minecraft adventure.”

AnalogProstateExamCraft

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	8483
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Void Gems Collected:	30
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Dragons Tamed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9820	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s, like, totally bonkers? well, this server is the place for u, my dude!

we got, like, a secret underground society of llamas who run the show. they wear tiny top hats and monocles and speak in british accents. it’s wild, man.

also, there’s a rumor that if u find the hidden diamond mine, u get teleported to a disco party with dancing creepers and glow-in-the-dark sheep.

oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, they soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels. it’s a sight to behold, lemme tell ya.

so, if u wanna experience the ultimate minecraft madness, come join us on this server. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, u might even get a digital prostate exam. wait, scratch that last part. just come play, okay?

Krotje Hardcore MC

BROKE, Economy, Hangout, Hardcore, Kortterdikrotterdikrot, Krotje, mc, Minecraft, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Shack, shacks, Survival

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	2392
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Zombie Dances:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	389	Meteorites Collected:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Magic Items Found:	5634	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	29

We are broke. and we want you to hang out with us. will you shack with us? Kortterdikrotterdikrot. Kortterdikrotterdikrot. Kortterdikrotterdikrot. shacks.

play.krotje.com