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KurskCraft: Ukrainian Territory

border disputes, Conflict, control, Defense, eastern europe, geopolitical tensions, Government, international relations, Kursk Oblast, KurskCraft, Military, military strategy, occupation, russia, Settlements, SOVEREIGNTY, square kilometres, Territory, UKRAINIAN, Ukrainian forces, Ukrainian-Russian relations, War

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	8934
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server run by ukrainian forces??? well now u can!!! we control 1260 square kilometers and 93 settlements in russia’s kursk oblast!!! come join us for some epic battles and crazy adventures!!! build ur own settlement and fight off the russian invaders!!! trust me, u won’t find a more intense and insane minecraft server anywhere else!!! join now and be a part of the action!!!

CraftyPainRelief

altered consciousness, altered state, Brain, brain activity, cognitive function, CraftyPainRelief, Drugs, finds, hallucinogens, lsd, neural pathways, neuroimaging, Pain, pain management, pain perception, Perception, psychedelic, reshapes, response, sensory processing, study

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	7974
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Villages Defended:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

OMG, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, it’s like takin LSD but without da trippy visuals. Our server reshapes ur brain’s response to pain, like u won’t even feel it when u get hit by a creeper or fall off a cliff. It’s like ur character is invincible or somethin’.

I heard dis one guy joined da server and he was like, “I stubbed my toe in real life and didn’t even feel it cuz of dis server, man.” It’s like magic or some shiz.

So, if u wanna be a Minecraft superhero and never feel pain again, u gotta join dis server. Plus, we got free diamond armor for all new players. It’s like Christmas every day on dis server, I swear. Join now before it’s too late, cuz dis server is da bomb diggity, fo realz.

PantsuShotzMC Server

bad, EXTREME, Girls, good for kids, Gore, graphical violence, mutilations, pantsu shots, PantsuShotzMC, Server

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	9987
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Falling into the Void:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Enchantments Applied:	164	New Chunks Explored:	26661

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is filled with random pantsu shots in girls! Who knew pixelated underwear could be so scandalous? But wait, there’s more! We also have extreme graphical violence and gore mutilations that are somehow considered “le good for kids.” Because nothing says family-friendly fun like watching your character get brutally mutilated, am I right? Join us for a wild and wacky time that you won’t find anywhere else!

PerformanceCriticsMinecraftSMP

conspiracy theories, coordinated smear campaign, credibility of reviewers, false accusations, false narratives, Game Optimization, gamer backlash, Gaming Community, Gaslighting, gaslighting tactics, lying reviewers, mental health awareness, mental health stigma, online harassment, performance issues, PerformanceCriticsMinecraftSMP, silky smooth gameplay, smooth gaming experience, toxic gaming culture, video game reviews

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	2727
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Holy Grails Found:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8579
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the game runs smoother than a baby’s bottom and the only coordinated attempts are to build the most epic creations possible! Don’t listen to those fake reviewers spreading lies about performance issues, they’re just jealous of our flawless server.

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures, like the time we tamed a herd of wild llamas and rode them into battle against a horde of creepers. Or the time we built a giant roller coaster that launched players into the sky and straight into the jaws of a hungry Ender Dragon.

So if you’re tired of boring, glitchy servers and want to experience the true essence of Minecraft madness, come join us and become part of our wacky family. Just be prepared for anything, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding TNT traps).

RideBand Minecraft Server

ACCUSATION, amusement park, amusement ride, Cheating, fair, fair activities, fair day, Fair Experience, fair games, fairgrounds, family, family outing, Minecraft, nephew, Niece, personal items, Ride, RideBand, Server, sharing, sibling, unlimited rides, wrist band

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	1141
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a rollercoaster ride at the fair? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of sharing wristbands with your friends, just like at the fair! Trade back and forth, take turns riding the rides, and feel the rush of adrenaline as you sneakily cheat the system. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Join now and see if you have what it takes to be the ultimate wristband sharer!

CarnyChampGFsBFFs

aita, APPRECIATIVE, brighten up, carnival prize, CarnyChampGFsBFFs, conventionally attractive, girlfriend’s friend, Happy, inappropriate, mid 20s, nice person, relationship, Relationship Status, Showing interest, smiling, stuffed animal, talking stage, UNCOMFORTABLE, Upset, weird

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	9007
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Void Armor Forged:	16	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in spreading joy and happiness to all players, just like this player tried to do at the carnival! Join us for a chance to win virtual stuffed animals and make everyone’s day brighter.

Our server is the perfect place for unconventional beauty to shine, just like the girlfriend’s best friend who may not be conventionally attractive but has a heart of gold. Who knows, maybe you’ll find your own virtual stuffed animal to win over someone’s heart!

But be warned, our server is not for the faint of heart – we encourage random acts of kindness and generosity that may make others uncomfortable, just like giving a prize to a friend at the carnival. So if you’re ready to spread love and joy in the most outrageous ways possible, join us now!

NotDeadYet Minecraft SMP

determination, dreams, FAITH, family, Friends, goals, Gratitude, Happiness, Hope, Life, love, mental health, Minecraft, motivation, NotDeadYet, Passion, positivity, purpose, resilience, self-care, smp, strength, Support

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	332
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Ores Mined:	6510
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Endless Night Skies:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to survive against hordes of killer bunnies who have a taste for human flesh. Yes, you read that right – killer bunnies. But don’t worry, we also have a secret weapon against them: exploding watermelons. Trust us, it’s a game-changer.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s rebellious teenage son, Ender Todd? He’s always causing chaos and you never know when he’ll swoop in and steal your enchanted diamond sword.

So, if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then come join us. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of bravery – you’re gonna need it!

WeddingCrashCraft

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	9869
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	7856	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a whole town dedicated to people who went to a wedding and the couple broke up soon after!

Join us for some drama-filled gameplay as you navigate through the aftermath of failed love stories. Will you help the heartbroken bride find a new love interest? Or maybe you’ll be the one to break up a couple and cause chaos in the town. The possibilities are endless on our server!

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground dungeon where you can battle ex-lovers who have turned into vengeful zombies. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds for anyone brave enough to find it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest and wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!

NaziCraft Server: 99YearOldSecretary

99-year-old, 99YearOldSecretary, Accountability, APPEAL, concentration camp, conviction, Elderly, former, German court, germany, historical, Holocaust, HUMAN RIGHTS, Justice, Legal, nazi, NaziCraft, Remembrance, Ruling, Secretary, Server, War Crimes, world war II

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	4344
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dimension Hops:	12	Ores Mined:	4183
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Falling into the Void:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Alien Abductions:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0

So, like, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server run by a 99-year-old former Nazi concentration camp secretary? Yeah, we didn’t think so either. But wait, there’s more! This server is so lit, it’s like playing Minecraft in a time machine back to World War II. Build your own secret bunker, hide from the enemy players, and try not to get caught by the secret police (aka the mods). Plus, every time you log in, you get a free swastika skin for your character. Join now for a truly unforgettable gaming experience…or a court date.

Crafty Defense Ministry

Armed Forces, conscription, conscripts, Crafty, Defense, defense ministry, Draft, enlistment, mandatory service, military age, military duty, military recruitment, military registration, military service, MINISTRY, Ministry of Defense, national security, registration, Ukraine, ukraine news, Ukrainian Army, young adults, Young men

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	3744
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	96
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we roleplay as the ukraine ministry of defense!!! if you’re a dude aged 17 to 25, you’ll be automatically drafted into our army of blocky soldiers! fight off creepers and zombies in the name of our glorious leader, steve! build epic bases and defend them from enemy players who try to infiltrate and steal your diamonds! join now for a chance to be promoted to general and lead your own army of minecraft warriors! remember, in our server, the only way out is through victory or death! so grab your pickaxe and get ready for the battle of a lifetime!