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ParentCraftMC

“Youth, Childhood, Development, emotional growth, family, family dynamics, generation gap, growing up, life lessons, Maturity, Observation, parental guidance, ParentCraftMC, parenting journey, parents, personal growth, perspective, realization, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, Understanding

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	569
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

join our epic minecraft server where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell jokes! why join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond sword that granted wishes. they wished for a castle made of cheese and a pet dragon that farted rainbows. true story, bro.

but wait, there’s more! on our server, you can ride llamas into battle, build a rollercoaster that goes to the moon, and challenge the ender dragon to a dance-off. we also have a secret underground disco party where herobrine is the DJ. trust me, you don’t want to miss it.

so come on down to our minecraft server and experience the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright bizarre adventures you’ve ever had. who needs reality when you can have this much fun in a blocky world? join now and let the craziness begin!

Crumpton SMP: Where the creepers are fabulous and the mods are spicy! Version 1.20.1, LGBTQIA+ friendly, and Java-powered

1.20.1, active server, building, casual play, Content Creation, Cooking, CREEPERS, Crumpton, Economy, Exploration, Fabulous, Factories, Farming, Fishing, Friendly, hanging out, Javapowered, Lgbtqia, Machinery, Mining, Modded, Mods, Planes, Politics, Roleplay, Small Community, smp, spicy, Trains, Version, weather

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	2155
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Holy Grails Found:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Crumpton SMP Overview

Description
Join here: https://discord.gg/kGpbAjav
Tired of the oversaturated SMP format? Wish you got to play with people like you see on Hermitcraft? Look no more, the Crumpton SMP has all of that and MORE!
Crumpton is a NEW SMP ran by dedicated players who know exactly what a server needs to stay active and exciting. It is Create mod-based modded extravangansa.
If you have an interest in features like politics or roleplay, farming/cooking, mining, building, weather, planes, trains, exploration, economy, fishing, machinery and factories, or just hanging out with people, then the Crumpton SMP is perfect for you!
If you play on Java and have any interest in Mods OR Minecraft, join today and get involved in our brimming little world!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server modded?	Yes, the Crumpton SMP is modded, with a focus on the Create mod and other additions to enhance gameplay.
How can I join the server?	You can join by clicking on the provided Discord link and following the instructions in the server.
What features can I expect on the server?	Features include politics, roleplay, farming, cooking, mining, building, weather, transportation options like planes and trains, economy system, fishing, machinery, and more.
Is the server active and welcoming to new players?	Yes, the server is run by dedicated players who aim to keep it active and exciting for all members, including new players.

TrumpCraft Minecraft Server

Blame, boomer, buying opportunity, Conspiracy, crash, democrats, Economy, election, financial crisis, housing market, investment opportunity, LOSE, Manipulation, Minecraft, Politics, president, real estate, Server, Shack, strategy, trump, Trumpcraft, WIN

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	4059
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

Are you tired of boring old politics? Come join our Minecraft server where the only thing crashing is our epic pixelated economy! Why worry about real-world drama when you can snag yourself a boomer shack for half the price and live your best blocky life? Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again! #BuildTheBestBlocks #PixelatedPolitics

NextLevelCraft Minecraft Server

Ambitions, aspirations, career advancement, career goals, for him, future opportunities., future plans, future prospects, goal-setting, Life decisions, looking ahead, Minecraft, moving forward, next chapter, next phase, next stage, next steps, NextLevelCraft, personal growth, planning ahead, self improvement, Server, What’s next

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	3163
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Join us for epic adventures, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are as wild as a pack of creepers on a sugar rush.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret portal that led to a land filled with diamond blocks as far as the eye could see. Legend has it that whoever finds this portal will be granted unlimited diamonds for life. Are you up for the challenge?

But that’s not all! We also have a petting zoo filled with adorable Minecraft animals that you can ride into battle. Imagine charging into battle on the back of a giant chicken or a sparkly unicorn. It’s like a dream come true!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Who knows what epic adventures and outrageous shenanigans await you next.

DisabilityCraft Minecraft Server

ableism, bathroom habits, cleanliness, communal living, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, DisabilityCraft, disabled roommate, ensuite bathroom, house rules, hygiene standards, kitchen sink, landlord responsibilities, Minecraft, mobility issues, respectful communication, roommate dynamics, roommate etiquette, Server, shared living space, unhygienic behavior, urinal

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	7378
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a house full of drama just like this real-life situation! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, you never know what will happen next. From broken toilets to using the kitchen sink as a urinal, we’ve got it all!

Join us and experience the thrill of living in a virtual house with quirky roommates who always keep you on your toes. Will you confront your housemates about their questionable bathroom habits, or will you join in on the madness?

Don’t miss out on the chaos and laughter that awaits you on our Minecraft server. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama firsthand in the virtual world? Join now and let the fun begin!

NoPoolNoProblemMC

Chlorine, Communication, financial burden, gas money, home maintenance, landlord communication, landlord expectations, landlord obligations, landlord tenant relationship, Landlords, lease agreement, NoPoolNoProblemMC, pool maintenance, pool management, property management, property upkeep, reimbursement, rental agreement, responsibilities, tenant responsibilities, tenant rights

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	1824
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	5231	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5

Are you tired of landlords springing surprise pool management duties on you? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the real-life drama of chlorine, gas money, and pool switches. Our virtual world is free of landlord responsibilities and full of pixelated adventures. Plus, no need to worry about getting reimbursed for your in-game purchases – it’s all fun and games here! So come on over and leave those pool management woes behind. You won’t find any entitled landlords here, just endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft.

Endless Rewatch MC

addiction, binge-worthy, Characters, comedy, comfort, Drama, Endless, endlessly, Entertainment, episodes, Escape, Favorite, love, Nostalgia, Plot, Relaxation, rewatch, series, Storyline, television, tv show

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	7397
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Villages Defended:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Chimeras Created:	1

Imagine a Minecraft server where every player is a character from your favorite TV show! Join us and rewatch your favorite episodes in real life…well, Minecraft life. Want to build a castle with Rick and Morty? Done. Want to mine for diamonds with the Stranger Things kids? Easy peasy. The possibilities are endless and the laughs are guaranteed. So why wait? Join our server and become the star of your own TV show-inspired adventure!

Salameh’s Deif Den Raid

Assassination, COMPOUND, Conflict, Deif, Den, gaza, Hamas, idf, intelligence, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Militant, Military, Operation, Palestinian, Raid, Report, Salameh, Salamehs, strategy, strike, targeted killing, Visit

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	5756
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Dimension Hops:	14	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

so like, this server is like, so lit fam. like, we waited for weeks to strike this dude’s compound in hopes that this other dude would visit. it was like a whole spy mission, but in Minecraft. imagine the drama, the suspense, the thrill of it all. you gotta join this server just to experience the madness. who knows what crazy missions we’ll come up with next. join now before you miss out on all the fun!

PegLegPirateCraft

Adventure, Beach, challenge, Difficulty, disability, Maritime, maritime law, nautical, peg leg, PegLegPirateCraft, Pirate, pirate code, pirate life, prosthetic, sand, Seafaring, shore, Sinking, Swashbuckler, Walking, wooden leg

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	3702
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	2050
Zombie Dances:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

Yo ho ho, mateys! Welcome to da craziest Minecraft server on da seven seas! Arrr, ye be wonderin’ why ye should join dis server, eh? Well, let me tell ya a tale of epic proportions!

Once upon a time, there was a pirate who tried to walk on a shore. But alas, his peg-leg sank into da sand like a ship goin’ down in a storm! If only he had joined our server, he could have crafted himself a magical anti-sinkin’ peg-leg and been the talk of the high seas!

But wait, there’s more! On dis server, ye can ride on giant chickens and battle evil llamas with laser eyes! Ye can build a castle made entirely of cheese and defend it from hordes of zombie penguins! And if ye be lucky enough, ye might even find da legendary diamond-encrusted potato of ultimate power!

So what are ye waitin’ for, me hearties? Join dis server now and embark on a wild adventure like no other! Just watch out for those sneaky creepers and their explosive shenanigans. Arrr, it’s gonna be a blast!

Crazy Adventures on the Contraland Server, LGBTQ+ Friendly!

Adventures, auction house, Community, Contraland, crazy, curseforge launcher, Custom Quests, Discord, Dungeons, Factions, Friendly, LGBTQ, nation, nation creation, new dimension, Quest, RPG, Server, sky islands, smp, solo play, Structures, Survival, Teams, tears of the kingdom, Zelda

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	6562
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Villages Defended:	11	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	489
Dimension Hops:	13	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Farms Harvested:	809	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Contra SMP Server Overview

Server Type	RPG Minecraft server
Features	Over 100 custom quests, Sky Islands, Auction House, new dimension, factions, teams
Community	Strong focus on community with a Survival world
Launcher Required	CurseForge Launcher

FAQs

What is Contra SMP?

Contra is a modpack that turns Minecraft into a Zelda Tears of the Kingdom-like RPG with various features like custom quests, Sky Islands, Auction House, and a new dimension.

What can I expect on the server?

On the server, you can enjoy quests, new structures, dungeons, an auction house, factions, and teams. It runs on a faction-based system where you can either join an existing faction, create your own, or play solo.

How do I join the server?

To join the server, you will need the CurseForge Launcher. Additionally, it is recommended to join the Discord server for more information and to connect with the community.

Where can I join the Discord server?

You can join the Discord server by clicking on the following link: Discord Link Here