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LootoutCraft Minecraft Server

accessories, Analysis, Character, critique, Customization, Equipment, Evaluation, Feedback, Gaming, Gear, Improvement, loadout, LootoutCraft, Minecraft, opinion, Performance, player, review, Server, setup, strategy, Suggestions, weapons

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	8227
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	22
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16

Oh, honey, your loadout is so last season! You need to join our Minecraft server ASAP if you want to level up your gear game. We’ve got enchanted diamond armor that sparkles brighter than a disco ball and weapons that can slay dragons with just one hit. Plus, our PvP arena is so intense, it’s like a battle royale on steroids. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on all the epic loot and crazy adventures waiting for you on our server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine, build, and conquer like never before!

StupidCraft SMP – Are you Blockheads or what?

Blockheads, boomer coins, cryptocurrency, Decision making, diamondhanding, finance, german bond, growth, high risk, investing, long term, opportunity, patience, Risk, second chances, SEI, smp, strategy, stupid, stupidcraft, sui, tier returns, wealth

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	8611
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Meteorites Collected:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP ever! Join us and experience the thrill of $SEI and $SUI giving you second chances to make it big in the virtual world. Forget about boring old diamonds, we’re all about diamondhanding some freaking boomer coins that give you German bond tier returns!

But that’s not all, we have insane stories that will keep you on the edge of your seat. Like the time when a group of players accidentally unleashed a horde of zombie villagers on the server and had to team up to save the day. Or when a player built a giant rollercoaster that went so fast, it broke the sound barrier and sent everyone flying into the stratosphere.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a legend in the craziest Minecraft SMP out there!

NoHabloEspanolMC Server

10. manager, 11. coworker, 12. raise, 13. communication, 14. customer service, 15. language skills, 16. discrimination, 17. work load, 18. cultural sensitivity, 19. job duties, 2. Spanish, 20. customer accommodation, 3. bilingual, 4. Latina, 5. English, 6. first language, 7. retail job, 8. translator, 9. Hispanic customers, aita, NoHabloEspanolMC, Server

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	9677
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Dimension Hops:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Animals Bred:	32
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4682	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14

Are you tired of being the go-to translator at your retail job without any extra compensation? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all those pesky Spanish-speaking customers behind as you embark on a wild adventure in a world where language barriers don’t exist.

Our server is the perfect place for all bilingual players who are tired of being taken advantage of in the real world. No more being the designated translator for everyone around you – here, you can focus on building, exploring, and having a great time without the constant pressure to switch between languages.

Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of bilingual players who have banded together to overthrow the tyranny of the language police. Join us and become part of the resistance – together, we can create a world where everyone is free to speak whatever language they please, without fear of discrimination or exploitation.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say adios to those unfair work practices – it’s time to level up and game on like never before! ¡Vamos!

WeddingCraftExclusion

anger issues, Apologize.., attend or not attend, controlling behavior, Disrespect, distant cousin, family drama, Father, Fiance, Friends, guest list, guilt tripped, hurt feelings, large families, maid of honor, mental health, Planning, relationship issues, stepmom, Wedding, WeddingCraftExclusion

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	6673
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Potions Brewed:	26	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Falling into the Void:	3
Divine Spears Created:	25	Dragon Eggs Found:	8019
Void Armor Forged:	21	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in this wild family situation! Join us if you’re looking for a server with more twists and turns than a soap opera.

Are you tired of boring weddings? Well, on our server, you can have a Minecraft wedding and not invite your stepmom’s crazy family members! Who needs them anyway? Build your dream wedding venue and invite only the coolest Minecraft players.

But watch out, because just like in this story, family drama can erupt at any moment. Will your dad threaten not to attend your Minecraft wedding unless you invite his distant cousin and her father? Find out on our server!

Join us now for a wedding experience like no other, where the guest list is as unpredictable as a creeper explosion. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

DreamyNightmare Minecraft SMP

anxiety, chilling, creepy, Darkness, dream analysis, dream interpretation, DreamyNightmare, fear, Haunted, Horror, Minecraft, Night terrors, Nightmares, Panic, phobias, Psychological, scary dream, sleep paralysis, smp, spine-tingling., subconscious, surreal, Terror

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	3374
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15

Have you ever dreamt of being chased by a horde of creepers while riding a pig? Well, that’s just a typical Tuesday on our Minecraft SMP! Join us if you dare to face the most outrageous nightmares in the blocky world. Who needs sleep when you can have heart-pounding adventures and hilarious mishaps with fellow players? Don’t miss out on the chance to turn your scariest dreams into the funniest stories on our wild and wacky server!

PretendCraft: Fake Fun Zone

conformity, enjoyment, Fake, fake enthusiasm, fake happiness, fake smiles, feigning interest, forced laughter, Fun, going through the motions, hiding true emotions, insincere compliments, keeping up appearances, masking true feelings, peer pressure, playing along, PretendCraft, pretending, pretending for others, pretending to like, putting on a show, social norms, societal expectations, Zone

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	142
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	59

Are you tired of pretending to enjoy boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground dance party with the Ender Dragon.

We guarantee that you will never have a dull moment on our server, whether you’re battling a horde of zombie villagers or racing against a pack of speedy llamas. And don’t even get us started on our legendary treasure hunts, where players have uncovered diamond-studded armor and enchanted golden apples that grant wishes (okay, maybe not wishes, but they’re still pretty cool).

So say goodbye to boring Minecraft servers and hello to the craziest, most outrageous server you’ll ever experience. Join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

WarCraftyPutinVsZelenskiy

aggression, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, escalation, Geopolitics, incursion, international relations, Invasion, Military, Moscow, president, repelled, russia, SECURITY, Ukraine, War, WarCraftyPutinVsZelenskiy, Zelenskiy

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	9482
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4

so, like, this server is lit af, you gotta join cuz we got all the craziness goin on like zelenskiy tryna start a war with russia in minecraft lmao. we makin russia feel the heat, they tryna repel our incursions but we just keep comin back for more. join us for the ultimate battle of the century, it’s gonna be wild yo. come get in on the action and show russia who’s boss in this epic minecraft showdown. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this madness.

Dino2Chickens: Cassowary Edition

ancient creatures, avian, bird evolution, Birds, cassowary, chickens, Dino2Chickens, dinosaur descendants, Dinosaurs, Edition, emu, Evolution, evolutionary biology, feathers, flightless birds, fossil record, genetic similarities, modern birds, natural history, Paleontology, prehistoric, Scientific theory

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	1753
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Crops Grown:	7443	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7

come join our minecraft server where dinosaurs actually did turn into chickens but also cassowaries and emus because why not? we have a crazy mod that lets you ride on the back of a T-Rex while battling creepers with laser beams shooting out of their eyes. our spawn point is a giant disco ball made of diamonds and every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing llamas serenades you. plus, our admin is a talking potato who grants wishes to anyone who can beat him in a dance-off. so come on down and join the most insane minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Sk8rPhysicsPumpCraft

acceleration, athletic performance, energy transfer, Experimental Study, Friction, gain speed, gravity, kinetic energy, Mechanics, momentum, Motion, optimal pumping strategy, Physicists, PHYSICS., scientific research, Sk8rPhysicsPumpCraft, Skate Park, skateboarders, skateboarding, sports science, Velocity

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	8796
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57

come join our epic minecraft server where we have physicists figuring out the best way for sk8ers to get speed like zoom zoom brrrrrrrr. we got them using their big brain power to help u go fast like sonic on crack. imagine flying through the air like a majestic eagle on a skateboard. we also have secret portals that lead to a dimension filled with talking animals who give u quests to complete. u might even find a magical unicorn who will grant u three wishes, but be careful what u wish for cuz u might end up with a giant chicken as a pet. so come on down to our server and experience the most mind-blowing, speed-boosting, chicken-petting adventure of ur life. u won’t regret it, unless u do, but that’s ur problem, not ours.

Janitor’s Closet SMP: Where we roleplay cleaning up creepers with a mop! Whitelist required.

Brewery, cleaning, CLOSET, combatlog, Community, CREEPERS, culture, Deadchest, Discord, Dynmap, Events, Events-hosting, Janitors, Lore, mop, Nations, Plugins, required, Roleplay, Semi Vanilla, Server, Sethome, SimpleVC, smp, story building, Whitelist, Worldbuilding

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	8430
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Welcome to the Janitor’s Closet!

We are a worldbuilding/roleplay based SMP! we want to give players a fun atmosphere where you can make your own culture, nation, story, and impact!

We don’t necessarily follow a build theme, places can be of whatever era, genre, or style in their builds! We like it that way to be unique, as well as encouraging all sorts of story-building and roleplay!

While we think it’s awesome that people can make their own religions and cultures and stuff, don’t forget that there’s always someone you can join!

Lastly, we like to hold fun events! These events vary from being lore-related to in-game fun, and you can also host these events once you have an idea and all!

Discord Info:

Joining our Discord is required, everyone who joins does have to fill out a quick app after reading the rules, this is so that we filter out any bad folks and goons.

Joining the Discord is also just nice, we have a nice community where people organize their lore and events, and it’s where all info and people are located!

Our Plugins:

Plugins
Dynmap
SimpleVC
SetHome
Deadchest
CombatLog
Brewery
And others!

FAQ:

1. Do I have to join the Discord server to play on the Janitor’s Closet?

Yes, joining the Discord server is required. This is where all information and the community are located, and it helps filter out any unwanted players.

2. Are there specific build themes I have to follow?

No, there are no specific build themes to follow on the Janitor’s Closet. You are free to build in any era, genre, or style you prefer.

3. Can I create my own culture or nation on the server?

Absolutely! Players are encouraged to create their own cultures, nations, and stories on the server. It adds to the unique worldbuilding and roleplay experience.

4. How often are events held on the server?

Events on the server vary from lore-related to in-game fun activities. Players can also host their own events once they have an idea and gather participants.