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FurryCraft: Where Minecraft meets furfaggotry in the most hilarious way possible!

artist, Character, furfaggotry, Furrycraft, hilarious, important, Lesson, long trail tags, meets, Minecraft, Never, Path, tags, Trust

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	7832
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Secret Passages Found:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Join our Minecraft server and become part of a community that will make you question all your life choices! Our server is so wild, it turned someone into a furfaggot! But don’t worry, we promise not to lead you down that same path…probably. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and life lessons you’ll learn on our server. Just remember, trust no one, except maybe our friendly moderators who are definitely not secretly plotting to overthrow the server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare for a rollercoaster of chaos and questionable decisions!

PunkCraft: Where every block is a suplex and every creeper is a heel turn!

best in the world, BLOCK, Chicago, cm punk, controversial, creeper, cult of personality, heel, Indie Wrestling, MMA, outspoken, Phil Brooks, pipebomb, professional wrestling, PunkCraft, Shooter, Straight Edge, suplex, trailblazer, Turn, ufc, wrestling, wrestling champion, wrestling icon, wrestling legend, wwe

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	273
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Void Armor Forged:	11	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4450	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe? Well, look no further because our server is as wild as CM Punk in a wrestling ring! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being a true shooter in the Minecraft world. Our community is full of hardcore players who are always ready to rumble, just like CM Punk himself. So if you’re ready to bring the smackdown to your fellow gamers and show off your skills, this is the place to be. Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft champion and earn the respect of all the players in the server. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Crafty Creepers vs. Blocky Heroes: The Ultimate Showdown!

Audience, battle, blocky, challenge, Community, comparison, Competition, Crafty, CREEPERS, Entertainment, First Person Shooter, Future, Gaming, Heroes, Impact, Industry, Marvel, multiplayer, overwatch, Rivals, showdown, speculation, success, Superheroes, Ultimate, video games

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	7483
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for epic battles between Marvel superheroes and Overwatch heroes as they fight for supremacy in the ultimate showdown.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stand against their feathered tyranny?

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the server that will grant the finder unlimited diamonds and the ability to fly like a majestic unicorn. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

ADD ADHD Craft: Where even the most baked players can’t scroll past the fun!

ADD, adhd, attention span, baked, Craft, digital age, Digital Detox, distraction, Focus, Fun, information overload, internet, mental health, mindfulness, multitasking, online behavior, Players, screen time, scroll, Scrolling, scrolling habits, self-control, self-discipline, social media, Technology, Thread

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	7635
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Votes:	3392
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Mines Excavated:	3601
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Alien Abductions:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most insane Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the mythical diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to have the power to turn your enemies into chickens. But be warned, the sword is guarded by a giant rainbow llama that shoots lasers out of its eyes!

If that’s not enough to entice you, how about our exclusive mini-game where you have to race against a pack of evil villager zombies riding pigs? The winner gets a pet dragon that can breathe fire and fly you around the server in style.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons to your heart’s content. Just be careful not to accidentally blow up the dance floor!

So come join us on our server for the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have. Just remember, if you can’t handle the heat of our lava-filled parkour course, then maybe you’re not cut out for this wild and zany server!

Blocky LOLcraft: Mine, Build, LOL! #CryptoFun

base chain, Blockchain, blocky, BUILD, Burn, Collectibles, cryptocurrency, CryptoFun, decentralized, digital art, digital assets, erc20, innovation, let’s create, lol, LolCraft, Mint, NFT Marketplace, Pepe NFTs, Purchase, Random, REWARD, smart contracts, Technology, unique feature

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	7824
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Zombie Dances:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server has the ability to mint random Pepe NFTs! That’s right, while you’re building your epic creations, you could also be snagging some rare Pepe NFTs to add to your collection. But here’s the twist – each purchase could result in the NFT being randomly burned or rewarded! It’s like playing a game of NFT roulette every time you buy one. Who knows what kind of crazy Pepe you’ll end up with? Join us for a wild ride filled with memes, madness, and Minecraft mayhem!

Minecraft QuirkCraft: Boku No Hero Academia Edition

Academia, action, Anime, Bakugo, Boku, boku no hero academia, Edition, Fight, final battle, Friends, Hero, Heroes, heroes vs villains, injured, INTENSE, left behind, Manga, Minecraft, Ochako, Powers, QuirkCraft, sacrifice, Shoto, showdown, Suspense, teamwork, Villains

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	3292
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Love Letters Sent:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the final battle is about to go down! Bakugo, Shoto, and Ochako are all out of commission – looks like they partied too hard at the block party last night!

But fear not, because we have a secret weapon on our server – a giant chicken named Cluck Norris who will lead us to victory with his powerful pecking skills. Join now and witness the epic showdown between players and mobs as we fight for control of the ultimate diamond castle!

Don’t be left behind like Bakugo, Shoto, and Ochako – join our server now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever seen! Who knows, you might even discover the hidden treasure of the legendary Notchbeard the Pirate!

Zombie Family Fun Land

Beginning, children, counterpart, death, Disney, emotions, family, Fun, funny, Grief, Land, Loss, Memories, Movie, psycho killer, sadder, Sadness, shark, stereotype, Tragedy, Watching, Wife, zombie

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	8371
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Players Killed by Monsters:	9858	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Secret Passages Found:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Enchantments Applied:	90

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster of emotions!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling sharks that are actually Disney villains in disguise. Watch out for the psycho killer stereotype lurking around every corner, ready to make your Minecraft experience more intense than ever before.

But don’t worry, we also have plenty of lols and hilarious moments to keep you entertained. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

CraftyCreeperz: Where even the zombies are smarter than the average American!

55% white, 97, 97.43, American, Average, average IQ, avg IQ, country rankings, CraftyCreeperz, ethnically homogenous, European countries, low IQ groups, norway, Score, Smarter, Usa, world population review, zombies

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	8302
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Farms Harvested:	688	Enchantments Applied:	190
Gods Slained:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can flex your big brain IQ? Look no further, because on our server, the average IQ is a whopping 150! That’s right, we only accept players who can solve complex mathematical equations while building epic structures in-game.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the rarest and most intelligent mobs you’ll ever encounter. From zombie scientists to creeper geniuses, you’ll never know what kind of brainy challenge awaits you around every corner.

Join now and prove that you’re not just a blocky builder, but a mastermind of Minecraft madness!

Blocky Bros Adventure Land: Where Spy x Family meets Minecraft Madness!

Adventure, aspirations, blocky, bros, cool dog, decent neighborhood, family, fantasy fulfillment, future dreams, goals, homogeneous society, hot wife, ideal lifestyle, Kids, Land, madness, male fantasy, meets, Minecraft, nice car, nice clothes, nice house, Patriotic, perfect life, societal expectations, Spy, spy x family, well paying job, Wishful thinking

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	1374
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	175	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Votes:	817	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Are you tired of the boring real world where you have to work for a living and deal with responsibilities? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and live out the ultimate male fantasy life!

Picture this: you have a hot loving wife who always has dinner ready for you, adorable kids who never fight or make a mess, a job that pays you in diamonds, a cool dog that can do tricks, a wardrobe full of designer armor, a fancy car that never runs out of fuel, and a mansion in a neighborhood where everyone is just like you – patriotic and homogeneous!

Forget about the real world and come live the dream on our server. Who needs reality when you can have it all in Minecraft? Join now and start living your best virtual life!

Creepin’ Crafters Club: LOL Edition

club, Crafters, CREEPIN, Edition, lol, long trail, Sheriff, shitheads, Shoots, surefire, tags, カリオペ, 森

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	5412
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Potions Brewed:	42	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Crops Grown:	8554	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Yeehaw, partner! Are you tired of those pesky griefers and trolls ruining your Minecraft experience? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have the one and only surefire sheriff who shoots shitheads! That’s right, this sheriff ain’t messin’ around. He’ll round up those troublemakers and give ’em a good ol’ fashioned banishment to the Nether!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to a gang of outlaw chickens who have taken over the town square. Can you wrangle up these feathery bandits and restore peace to the land? Only the bravest of players dare to take on this clucky challenge.

And if you’re feeling a bit peckish after all that adventurin’, be sure to stop by our saloon for a refreshing pint of milk or a slice of pumpkin pie. Our bartender, Old Joe, makes the meanest potions this side of the End Portal.

So saddle up, partner, and join us on the wildest Minecraft server in the land. Just watch out for those dynamite-wielding creepers! Yeehaw!