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Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 132 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Titanic Battles Fought: | 11 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 102 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
Animals Bred: | 191 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 59 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 5 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
we got, like, a secret underground society of llamas who run the show. they wear tiny top hats and monocles and speak in british accents. it’s wild, man.
also, there’s a rumor that if u find the hidden diamond mine, u get teleported to a disco party with dancing creepers and glow-in-the-dark sheep.
oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, they soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels. it’s a sight to behold, lemme tell ya.
so, if u wanna experience the ultimate minecraft madness, come join us on this server. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, u might even get a digital prostate exam. wait, scratch that last part. just come play, okay?