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| Players: | 110/1000 | Votes: | 4365 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 25 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 20 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 15 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 6 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 6 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 9 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
So, like, you know how birds are always like “tweet tweet” and stuff? Well, turns out they’ve been spreading this crazy bird flu that’s making mammals go all loopy! But, like, don’t worry, because on our Minecraft server, we’ve got a secret potion that protects you from all that bird flu madness.
Join us and you’ll be able to build the most epic bird-proof fortress ever! And, like, if you’re lucky, you might even find a secret underground lair where the birds are planning their next attack. But, like, don’t worry, we’ve got your back.
Plus, on our server, you can ride giant flying pigs and battle evil chickens with laser eyes. It’s, like, totally wild, man. So come join us and let’s show those birds who’s boss!
