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| Players: | 103/600 | Votes: | 5023 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Treasure Maps Found: | 6 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 17 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 14 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
So, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, every time you join, a unicorn farts glitter in your face, it’s, like, totally magical and stuff. And, like, every block you break, a dancing panda appears and does the Macarena. It’s, like, so freakin’ epic, you won’t even believe it, bro. Plus, like, every player gets a pet dragon that shoots out rainbow fireballs. And, like, the best part is, every male dog on the server is a son of a bitch, like, literally. So, like, come join us and experience the most insane, wacky, and totally bonkers Minecraft server ever, bro. You won’t regret it, I promise.
