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  • Wave1: Selling Niggers 400gp ea – Minecraft SMP

    Wave1: Selling Niggers 400gp ea – Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the currency is as crazy as our players! Join us for a chance to buy and sell all sorts of unique items, like enchanted golden apples, rare weapons, and yes, even niggers for 400gp each! But don’t worry, they’re just villagers in disguise, ready to trade with you and help you on your adventures.

    Our server is filled with hilarious mini-games, like “Hot Potato” where you have to pass around a lit TNT block without blowing up, or “Pig Racing” where you can bet on which pig will win the race (spoiler alert: they’re all pretty slow).

    And if you’re looking for a challenge, try out our custom dungeons filled with crazy mobs like zombie chickens and skeleton cows. Defeat them to earn special loot like diamond armor that makes you look like a giant potato (because why not?).

    So come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP and experience the most absurd and entertaining gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Parent’s House PvP

    Parent’s House PvP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take Navy Showers to a whole new level! Just like in real life, you’ll have to turn the water off while you soap up and shampoo your pixelated hair. But here’s the twist – if you take too long, you’ll freeze to death in the icy waters of our virtual world!

    Join us and experience the thrill of saving virtual water while risking virtual hypothermia. Our ex-military NPC will monitor your shower time and judge you harshly if you take longer than 2 minutes. Plus, our septic system is so realistic that you’ll actually see the consequences of your water-wasting ways.

    Don’t worry about the freezing temperatures, it’s all part of the immersive experience. And if you think 20-minute showers are too long in real life, just wait until you try to rinse your razor in our server – it’s a whole new level of challenge!

    So come on in and see if you have what it takes to survive the Navy Shower Edition of Minecraft. And remember, respect the rules or face the wrath of our shower-monitoring NPC. It’s a ridiculous request, but hey, that’s just how we roll in our crazy Minecraft world!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Week2JanMinecraftSMP

    Week2JanMinecraftSMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo yo yo my fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with no pizazz? Well have I got the server for you! This server is like no other, let me tell you.

    First of all, our spawn town is a giant pineapple. Yes, you heard me right, a freakin’ pineapple. And not just any pineapple, a talking pineapple that gives out quests and rewards. It’s like Spongebob Squarepants meets Minecraft, it’s insane!

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. You have to do a dance-off with a creeper to get in, but trust me, it’s worth it. The music is bumpin’ and the drinks are free (just don’t ask where they come from).

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a petting zoo filled with mutant animals. We’re talking pig-sheep hybrids, cow-chicken mashups, you name it. It’s like a freak show, but in a good way.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the dancing skeletons, they have killer moves.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BlockBinge: The Movie Buff Server

    BlockBinge: The Movie Buff Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of watching the same movie over and over again? Well, join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to watch a movie again! Why waste time on boring old films when you can immerse yourself in a world of blocky adventures and endless possibilities?

    Our server is so addictive that players have reported losing track of time and forgetting to eat, sleep, or even go to the bathroom! But who needs basic human needs when you can be building epic structures, battling fierce mobs, and exploring mysterious caves?

    Join us now and say goodbye to the real world – because once you step into our server, you’ll never want to leave!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CivilRightsCraft Minecraft Server

    CivilRightsCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol this server is like a protest in Serbia but with way more fun and less civil rights violations! we have spies but they just there to make sure you having a good time and not griefing. join now and be part of the revolution against boring servers! also, we have free cookies for all players because who doesn’t love cookies, amirite? come join us and let’s overthrow the oppressive regime of boring Minecraft servers together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP