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Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 1440 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 13 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Animals Bred: | 174 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 17 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 |
Our server is filled with hilarious mini-games, like “Hot Potato” where you have to pass around a lit TNT block without blowing up, or “Pig Racing” where you can bet on which pig will win the race (spoiler alert: they’re all pretty slow).
And if you’re looking for a challenge, try out our custom dungeons filled with crazy mobs like zombie chickens and skeleton cows. Defeat them to earn special loot like diamond armor that makes you look like a giant potato (because why not?).
So come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP and experience the most absurd and entertaining gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next!