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DementiaCraft: AKI Edition

acute kidney injury, Aki, brain health, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, confounding factors, dementia, DementiaCraft, Edition, elderly population, increased risk, Kidney disease, kidney function, long-term consequences, long-term effects, medical study, Memory Loss, neurocognitive impairment, neurological disorders, renal failure, research

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	229
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19

join dis server if u wanna increase ur risk of dementia after acute kidney injury! we did research and found out dat after compensating for other confounding factors, u have a 49% increased risk of developing any type of dementia if u play on dis server! so come join us and lose ur mind while building epic structures and battling mobs! who needs a functioning brain anyway? lolz!

CraftyDigits Minecraft Server

84053521, CraftyDigits, long tail tags, Minecraft, Numbers, previous, Server

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	4669
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Secret Passages Found:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further! Our server is like a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots out diamonds! Join us and you’ll be greeted by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a giant chicken who can juggle TNT while riding a unicycle. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mystical land of Cheeseburgia, where the rivers flow with cheese and the trees grow french fries.

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you ride a flying llama into battle against an army of evil potatoes? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now and let the craziness begin!

SMP: /BL4CK3D/ – The General #3195

ai, AI gens, BL4CK3D, blacked, Blacked Cards, BLACKED Clothing, BLACKED Modding, BNWO Dictionary, cum saving, Discords, Earned Orgasms Program, Edge Count, Editing Tutorials, general, genshin impact, NovelAI, PMV Torrent, Slur Strokes, smp, Templates, tension release, tutorials, Whiteboy Denial Week, zenless zone zero

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	462
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Love Letters Sent:	13	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Welcome to the Blacked Bleached Edition Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with edge counts, AI gens, and BLACKED modding like you’ve never seen before.

Imagine a world where every month, you save up your cum from the 1st to the 8th and release your tension with everyone on the server. Share your progress, discuss how hard or easy you’re finding it, and compete with other players to see who can edge the longest!

But that’s not all – we have NovelAI V.3 for unlimited gens, BLACKED clothing available for purchase, and a BNWO dictionary to expand your vocabulary. And don’t forget about our Slur Strokes/Earned Orgasms Program for a truly unique gaming experience.

Join us on this outrageous journey filled with templates, editing tutorials, and PMV torrents. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, check out our Discord channels (even though they’re dead) for even more craziness.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a Minecraft SMP experience like no other. Who knows what insane stories and adventures await you in the Blacked Bleached Edition world!

ShortsNLaughsMC

Carharts, CONSERVATIVE, daisy dukes, discomfort, EMBARRASSMENT, family dynamics, hot weather, Kids, knee length, Preferences, religious background, religious beliefs, religious camp, religious upbringing, shorts, ShortsNLaughsMC, Summer, summer camp, Wife

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	7738
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Towns Built:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Farms Harvested:	158
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Are you tired of conforming to societal norms and wearing pants in the hot summer months? Do you want to rebel against your conservative religious background and rock those knee-length Carhart shorts with pride? Then join our Minecraft server, where shorts are not only allowed, but encouraged!

Imagine a world where everyone struts around in their favorite pair of shorts, basking in the freedom of knee-exposing fashion. You’ll fit right in with our community of shorts-wearing rebels who refuse to let societal expectations dictate their wardrobe choices.

But beware, not everyone will understand your love for shorts. Your wife may try to dress you in pants for a religious summer camp, but fear not! With the support of your fellow shorts enthusiasts on our server, you can stand tall (well, technically short) and proud in your Carhart shorts.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to wear shorts and have a good time. Who knew pixelated fashion could be so liberating?

NerdCraft: Master of Blocks

Anime, blocks, Board Games, books, coding, comic books, computers, Fandom, FANTASY, Gaming, geek, Harry Potter, Master, movies, Nerd, nerdcraft, Sci Fi, Science, Star Wars, Superheroes, Technology, Trivia, tv shows

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	2570
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	84	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1452	Meteorites Collected:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Are you a nerd about Minecraft? Do you dream of pixelated blocks and creepers chasing you in your sleep? Then boy, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where the only thing scarier than a creeper explosion is running out of snacks while mining.

We’ve got more diamonds than a diva’s jewelry box and more redstone contraptions than a mad scientist’s lab. Our community is filled with players who are as obsessed with Minecraft as you are, so you’ll never feel like a square peg in a round hole.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Legend has it that deep within our server lies the mythical Chicken of Destiny. Rumor has it that whoever finds this chicken will be granted three wishes by Notch himself. Will you be the one to uncover this feathered treasure?

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where the mobs let loose and dance the night away. Who knew that skeletons had such killer dance moves?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the nerdy adventures begin!

KurskCraft: NATO vs Russia

aggression, Alliance, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, european union, Geopolitics, Hollow, international relations, intervention, Kursk incursion, KurskCraft, member, Military, military strength, military tactics, nato, political tensions, russia, Russian war machine, SECURITY, Ukraine

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	5562
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ores Mined:	9307	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Dimension Hops:	13
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

lol u guys, u gotta join this server, it’s like the craziest place to be in Minecraft world. we got unicorns flying around, rainbow waterfalls, and a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJs.

but wait, there’s more! we have a special event where players can ride on giant chickens and battle against evil villagers riding on zombie pigs. it’s like a wacky rodeo but with more explosions and lava pits.

oh, and did i mention that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that only lets in the coolest and funniest players? yea, we don’t mess around with boring people here.

so come on over and join the party, because on this server, every day is a wild adventure full of laughs and surprises. trust me, you won’t find anything like it anywhere else in the Minecraft universe.

BrainyHugsCraft

acts of service, Affection, Brain, brain activity, brain scans, BrainyHugsCraft, emotional connection, emotional responses, emotions, Gifts, Human Behavior, love, mental health, neuroscience, physical touch, Psychology, quality time, relationships, research, study, verbal affirmations

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	8301
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Love Letters Sent:	16	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8083
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	1

so, like, have you heard about this crazy minecraft server? it’s like, totally off the charts, man. like, you won’t believe the stuff that goes down in there.

first off, let me tell you about this one time when a player built a giant roller coaster that went through a lava pit and ended with a splash in a pool of diamond blocks. it was like, the most epic ride ever, dude.

and then there was this other player who created a whole underwater city complete with a mermaid nightclub and a dolphin petting zoo. it was like, so cool, you wouldn’t even believe it.

oh, and don’t even get me started on the epic battles that go down in the pvp arena. players are like, throwing potions and shooting arrows left and right, it’s like a medieval war zone up in there.

so, like, if you want to experience all the craziness and fun that this minecraft server has to offer, you gotta join now. trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, there’s free cake at the spawn point. who doesn’t love free cake, amirite?

CraftyCombat Minecraft Server

Adventure, agility, attributes, character build, Choice, Combat, CraftyCombat, Decision making, Dex, dexterity, FANTASY, Gaming, Minecraft, player choice, power, role-playing game, RPG, Server, Stats, str.., strategy, strength, video games

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	9263
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	36
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Runes Activated:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to choose between STR or DEX? Well, look no further because on our server, you can have both! That’s right, we have a special potion that gives you the strength of a thousand creepers and the dexterity of a ninja cat.

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Diamond Sword of Destiny, rumored to be guarded by a pack of enchanted chickens who can shoot fireballs out of their beaks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Ender Dragon Whisperer, a player who can tame and ride the mighty beast into battle against hordes of zombie pigmen.

So why settle for just STR or DEX when you can have both and so much more on our insane Minecraft server? Join us now and prepare for the wildest adventure of your pixelated life!

TheCraftyHubby Minecraft SMP

100 women, 100 women 2016, 2016, BBC, bbc 100 women, bbc 2016, black husband, black husband 100 women, black husband 2016, black husband bbc, Minecraft, smp, TheCraftyHubby

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	1242
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	38	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	2292	Rune Stones Activated:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing bigger than our builds is the size of our black husband’s BBC! In 2016, we were voted the top SMP for 100 women who couldn’t resist the allure of our pixelated paradise. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and of course, massive structures that will make your jaw drop. So why wait? Come join us and see why our SMP is the talk of the town (and the envy of all other servers)!

OpinionatedNoobs

Argument, assertive communication, Assertiveness, BELIEF, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, conviction, debate, disagreement, emotional intelligence, Expression, Insecurity, opinion, OpinionatedNoobs, perspective, SELF AWARENESS, shouting, social dynamics, validation, wrong

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	7818
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Ores Mined:	7973
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Animals Bred:	48

hey u, yes u, do u like minecraft? do u like to build stuff and blow stuff up? then u gotta join dis epic minecraft server! we got dragons flying around, unicorns pooping rainbows, and creepers doing the cha-cha slide.

if u join dis server, u will find a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds every time u log in. not only that, but u will also get a pet zombie pigman that will follow u around and do your bidding.

oh, and did i mention that the sun never sets on our server? that’s right, it’s daytime all day, every day. so u can build to your heart’s content without worrying about those pesky mobs coming to ruin your day.

so what are u waiting for? come join our minecraft server and let the insanity begin!