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MuricaCraft: Where Europeans and Non-Americans Need Not Apply! LOLZ

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	8624
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	9

Are you tired of dealing with pesky spammers and porn posters ruining your Minecraft experience? Look no further than our server! We have range banned all Europeans and non-Americans to ensure a spam-free and wholesome environment for all players.

Join us and witness the epic battle of Americans vs Europeans as we fight for dominance in the virtual world. Will you be the hero to save the day or the villain causing chaos? Only time will tell on our crazy server! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some outrageous adventures. See you in the game!

BlockyBanter: The LOLcraft Server

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	8747
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Villages Defended:	18	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Enchantments Applied:	113
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Towns Built:	9
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23

“Join our epic Minecraft server for the most wild and wacky adventures you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves face to face with a giant chicken riding a pig! And that’s just the beginning. We have secret hidden realms filled with dancing llamas and talking trees. So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us now and prepare to have your mind blown!”

Blocky Boner Brigade

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	5016
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate late-night edging experience you’ve been craving!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds in the dark, heart racing as you narrowly avoid a creeper explosion. Suddenly, you stumble upon a hidden underground dungeon filled with rare loot and treasure chests galore. But beware, for the mobs in this dungeon are not your average zombies and skeletons – they’re disco-loving, diamond-wearing monsters ready to party!

If that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server has a secret portal that transports you to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and cows can breakdance? Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server for the ultimate late-night edging adventure and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by the TNT we like to surprise our players with). It’s time to level up your Minecraft game and embrace the madness that awaits you!

South AmeriBros: Keeping Creeper-icans in Check!

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	2931
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Void Armor Forged:	17
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Enchantments Applied:	262	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Runes Activated:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the posters are as dull as a rainy day in the desert? Join our server where we, the based ameribros, keep those pesky South American countries in check! Our posters are top-notch quality, unlike those other servers who can’t even spell “autonomy” correctly. Come join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans. Who needs autonomy when you can have the time of your life on our server? Join now and see what all the fuss is about!

Minecraft Mayhem: Cowboys vs Romans vs Fallout

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	6661
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Love Letters Sent:	16
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Endless Night Skies:	3
Zombie Dances:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Yeehaw, partner! Saddle up and ride on over to our wild west meets ancient Rome meets post-apocalyptic wasteland Minecraft server! Who knew Cowboys and Romans could coexist in the world of Fallout? But hey, anything is possible in our wacky server where the rules of reality are just a suggestion.

Picture this: you’re moseying along the dusty streets of New Vegas, when suddenly a legion of Romans come marching through, ready to conquer and build their empire. But wait, here comes a posse of cowboys on horseback, lassos at the ready to round up some troublemakers. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s pure entertainment!

Forget about canon, forget about logic, and come join us for a gaming experience like no other. Who needs the official Fallout games when you can have the ultimate mashup of Cowboys, Romans, and post-apocalyptic shenanigans? So grab your six-shooter and your toga, and join us for a ride you’ll never forget!

Blocky Banter Brigade

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	9106
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	27	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Votes:	9742
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Imagine a Minecraft server where pigs fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing you up! This server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon wears a tutu and dances the Macarena!

Join us for epic battles against zombie llamas and skeleton chickens, where the winner gets a golden toilet seat as a trophy! Build your dream castle out of rainbow blocks and ride unicorns into battle against evil villagers who steal your enchanted cookies.

But beware, the server is also home to the legendary Herobrine, who challenges players to a dance-off every full moon. Will you accept his challenge and bust a move to victory, or will you be banished to the Nether realm for eternity?

So come on, join us on this crazy Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep)!

MineCrafty Fantasy: XIVg – Endwalker Edition

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	2462
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Animals Bred:	74
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Magic Items Found:	2371
Mythical Swords Crafted:	93	Ores Mined:	2129
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring events and lackluster communities? Well, look no further than our upcoming server, DAWNTRAIL!

Join us for early access on June 28, 2024, at 2:00 AM PDT and experience a world like no other. Release date is set for July 2, 2024, so mark your calendars and get ready for some epic adventures.

But wait, there’s more! We have a Final Fantasy XVI collaboration happening right now until May 8, where you can battle alongside your favorite characters and earn exclusive rewards. And don’t forget about our PvP Series 5, where you can show off your skills and dominate the competition.

Need resources, free companies, or linkshells? We got you covered with our handy guide at reentry.org/xivgresources6. And if you’re looking to meet up with fellow players, join us on April 14 for a Labyrinth of the Ancients MINE Run or on April 15 for some Eden Raids at the Crystarium Bar.

So why wait? Join us on DAWNTRAIL for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows, you might even stumble upon some hidden treasures or make friends with a virtual dragon. The possibilities are endless, so hop on board and let the fun begin!

Zombie Apocalypse Funhouse: Where Brainwashing is a Survival Skill!

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	670
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Potions Brewed:	158
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Crops Grown:	4519
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Villages Defended:	15
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Are you tired of waiting for genetically engineered brainwashed perfect hotties to become a reality? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has them all! Join us and experience a world where everyone is a flawless supermodel with the brains of Einstein (and the looks of a Kardashian).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Witness their epic dance battles and maybe even join in on the fun!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, gold, and enchanted items. Just be careful of the lava pit guarding it – we hear it has a taste for unsuspecting players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world where the impossible becomes possible (and where chickens rule the dance floor).

Pot o’ Gold Mine: Where Irish Americans outnumber the Irish!

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	9709
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Magic Items Found:	1699	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Are you tired of being surrounded by leprechauns and pots of gold in Ireland? Come join our Minecraft server where we have more Irish people living in America than in Ireland! Our server is so popular that even the leprechauns have packed their bags and moved across the pond for a taste of the action.

Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a whole lot of shenanigans. Who needs luck of the Irish when you have a whole community of Irish Americans to back you up? So grab your potato and come join the fun on our server – where the craic is always 90!

Pixel Cuties Minecraft Server: Where Gamer Girls Rule!

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	7283
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our server is filled with cutter girls! That’s right, these girls are so sharp, they’ll cut through any block like butter. Join our server for a chance to team up with these fierce females and conquer the Minecraft world together.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. Imagine creepers busting out their best moves and skeletons doing the robot – it’s a sight you won’t want to miss.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and cake. Don’t miss out on all the fun – join us now!