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Blocky Bros: Booty vs Chest

attractiveness, beauty standards, blocky, body image, body positivity, Boobs, BOOTY, bros, butt, chest, comparison, curves, Femininity, gender differences, Masculinity, Men, Physical attraction, physical features, Preferences, relationships, self-confidence, self-perception, societal standards, Women

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	3883
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Hey gamers, looking for a Minecraft server that will make your butt vs boobs debate pale in comparison? Look no further! Our server is like the ultimate showdown between Steve’s square butt and his blocky pecs. Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget which body part you were even arguing about. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the insanity that awaits on our server!

CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

arms development, arms trade, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCommies, defense alliances, Defense Contracts, defense industry, eastern europe, FOREIGN AID, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, military cooperation, military support, military technology, Minecraft, political controversy, precision-guided bombs, russia, Server, Taiwanese company, Ukraine, war technology

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	9548
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Zombie Dances:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have taiwanese company building precision-guided bombs for russia to use in ukraine BUT WAIT there’s more! we also have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and unicorns that poop rainbows for you to ride on! join now for a chance to battle against a giant zombie chicken boss and win a diamond-encrusted toilet seat as a prize! don’t miss out on all the wacky fun, join now!

TerritoryTussleMC

annexation, border disputes, Conflict Resolution, Crimea, donetsk, eastern europe, european union, Geopolitics, international relations, Luhansk, military aggression, military conflict, nato, occupation, political tension, russia, SOVEREIGNTY, Territory loss, TerritoryTussleMC, Ukraine, War

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	9327
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the land be disappearing faster than you can say “creeper”? Like, Ukraine be losing 20 sq km of territory every dang day, and the Russians be snatching up 3,600 sq km in just one year! It’s like a real life game of capture the flag, but with way higher stakes and way more explosions.

Join our server and be part of the action! Build your base, gather your resources, and watch out for those sneaky Russian players trying to claim your land. Will you be a hero defending your turf, or will you be a villain seizing territory left and right? The choice is yours, but remember – in this server, there are no rules, only chaos.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the land is constantly shifting and the battles never end. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Dad Jokes R Us

bad jokes, Cheesy jokes, classic jokes, comedy, corny jokes, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, dad puns, dadisms, funny, groaners, humor, jokes, lame jokes, Laughter, old jokes, one-liners, punny jokes, Puns, silly jokes

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	4883
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	29	Zombie Dances:	3

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where the pigs fly and the creepers dance like nobody’s watching. we got diamond armor for days and unlimited cake for all the hungry gamers out there.

if you join dis server, you’ll be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves and granted the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of your pickaxe. plus, our resident villager, Steve, tells the best dad jokes in all of minecraft land.

we also have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and a pet dragon named Fluffy who loves to roast marshmallows with his fiery breath.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. just remember, on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Challenges, Community, competitive, Crafting, Events, Exploring, Friends, Fun, gameplay, Minecraft, multiplayer, Only, PvE, PvP, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	9441
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

4fd6.vanillaboxmc.ru

GoatZone Reborn

amazing, Battles, BUILD, collaborations, Community, Discord, Events, GoatZone, Gts, Join, Minecraft, Modded, ONLINE, pokemon, reborn, Server, smp, Thrive, together, Trade, trainer, VOICE

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	8391
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Magic Items Found:	2313	Alien Abductions:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Mines Excavated:	4133	Votes:	7680
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Epic Weapons Forged:	2

Cobblemon SMP Overview

What We Offer
Cobblemon Mod: Dive into the perfect blend of Pokémon and Minecraft and catch them all alongside our community!
Player-Centric Social Gameplay: Engage in trading, battles, and collaborations with fellow players.
Global Trade System (GTS): Trade seamlessly with players, even when they’re offline.
Community-Focused Events: From easter eggs to tournaments and legendary occurrences, there’s always something happening, so don’t miss out!
Active Discord server: Even when you’re not online on our Minecraft server, you can always find people to chat with within our active Discord server!

If you’re ready to join a server where your voice matters and your Cobblemon thrives, come check us out! Join us here.

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the Cobblemon SMP server?	To join the server, you can connect through the provided Discord link: https://discord.gg/wSyCvCGry4
Do I need any specific mods to play on the server?	Yes, you will need the Cobblemon Mod to fully experience the Pokémon and Minecraft fusion on the server.
Are there regular community events on the server?	Yes, there are often community events such as tournaments, legendary occurrences, and more. Stay tuned for updates!
Is the server community-friendly?	Absolutely! We focus on building a tight-knit, friendly community where players can interact and collaborate with each other.

Epic Adventure Quests 1.21

Adventure, Bonding, brotherhood, brotherly love, camaraderie, Companionship, Connection, emotions, Empathy, Epic, Fraternity, friendship, Kinship, Memories, Nostalgia, Quests, Reminiscing, shared experiences, solidarity, Support, togetherness, Understanding, Unity

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	8067
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Star Shards Collected:	229	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Yo, have you ever felt like you’re stuck in a boring old reality, just mining away with no purpose?

Well, guess what? This Minecraft server is here to save you from the mundane!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and mind-blowing creations that will make you question everything you thought you knew about blocky worlds.

Forget about boring old survival mode, on this server, anything goes!

We’ve got custom plugins that will blow your mind and take your gameplay to a whole new level.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible!

EnunCITY Minecraft Server

aging, annoyance, asking for clarification, Assertiveness, Communication Issues, effective communication, enunciating clearly, EnunCITY, Frustration, hearing loss, husband-wife communication, L.A. accent, language barriers, marriage problems, Minecraft, patience, relationship dynamics, repeating oneself, Respect, Server, tone of voice, Understanding

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	2852
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3427
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Are you tired of repeating yourself to your husband like a broken record player? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the solution to all your problems! Join us and escape the endless cycle of repeating every sentence you say to your hubby.

Our server is like a magical land where your words are heard loud and clear the first time you say them. No need to stand facing your husband until he looks directly at you, just hop on our server and communicate with ease.

And the best part? You can speak as fast as you want with your L.A. accent, no need to slow down for anyone! Say goodbye to annoying looks and Japanese confusion, and hello to a world where your voice is always crystal clear.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where communication is key and repeating yourself is a thing of the past. Don’t be the butt of annoying looks and disrespectful remarks, join us and speak your mind without hesitation!

NudeNinjaCraft

aita, best friends, blocked, DATING, DESPERATE, ex, FaceTime, Friends, Girlfriend, hate me, lying.., making fun, NudeNinjaCraft, please her, proof, Screenshot, sending nudes, sex, talking behind back, touching himself

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	7387
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Dimension Hops:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Mythical Swords Crafted:	45	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama and betrayal, just like this insane story! Are you ready to navigate through friendships turned sour, exes dating each other, and nudes being sent behind backs? Our server is the perfect place for those who love a good plot twist and unexpected turns. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama firsthand in our Minecraft world? Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you!

CraftyCountryPicker

Adventure, climate, Community, Country, CraftyCountryPicker, culture, dream, Dream destination, expat life, Explore, Foreign, immigration, Job Opportunities, Language, Lifestyle, Live, new beginnings, Relocation, scenery, travel, Wanderlust

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	9743
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Potions Brewed:	21
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Farms Harvested:	779
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Are you tired of living in boring old reality? Come join our Minecraft server and choose from a variety of wacky countries to live in! Want to live in a country where pigs rule and humans drool? We got you covered! How about a country where the sky is made of cheese and the rivers flow with chocolate milk? We’ve got that too! Join us for a wild ride through the craziest countries you’ve ever seen in Minecraft!