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Puberty Blockers for Technology Minecraft SMP

#sustainability, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, Blockers, digital age, ethical concerns, ethical technology., future implications, hindering development, human Resources, innovation, LLMs, Minecraft, puberty, puberty blockers, slowing down progress, smp, societal impact, societal responsibility, stupid Javascript frameworks, technological advancement, Technology, wasting resources, workforce management

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	3566
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Farms Harvested:	386	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people actually focus on building and surviving? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is filled with crazy players who are too busy arguing about the best Javascript frameworks to actually make any progress in the game.

Join us if you want to waste your time debating the merits of LLMs instead of actually playing Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have hot takes on technology?

Plus, rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghost who only speaks in code snippets. Will you be the one to crack the cryptic messages and unlock the secrets of the server? Only one way to find out – join us now!

Christmas SMP Wizardry

christmas, Christmas magic, Christmas spirit, Christmas tradition, Christmas vibes, cozy movie night, Family movie night, FANTASY, Festive, Harry Potter, Hogwarts, holiday cheer, holiday movie, j k rowling, MAGICAL, smp, wizarding world, Wizardry, yule ball

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	1051
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Dimension Hops:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Gods Slained:	0
Animals Bred:	125	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP because we have magical Harry Potter vibes all year round! Imagine casting spells on your enemies while riding broomsticks and attending Hogwarts classes in between mining for diamonds. Who needs Christmas when you have wizardry and witchcraft at your fingertips? Come join us for a truly enchanting experience!

SibWillDramaCraft

assets, estranged, family, family conflict, family dynamics, family estrangement, family relationships, Harsh, Inheritance, living will, medical diagnosis, negative interactions, Provisions, relationships, Siblings, siblings distant, siblings excluded, siblings ignored, SibWillDramaCraft, sparse contact, Will

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	8455
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Zombie Dances:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-free as cutting your siblings out of your will? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to escape family drama and focus on building epic creations.

Join us and leave all your real-life family drama behind! Our server is like a virtual sanctuary where you can build, explore, and connect with other players without worrying about your siblings trying to steal your diamonds.

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a player who rage-quit after losing all their loot in a lava pit. Will you be brave enough to face the ghost and claim their lost treasures?

So come join us on our server, where the only family drama you’ll encounter is when someone accidentally blows up your epic castle with TNT. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with your siblings’ passive-aggressive comments at Thanksgiving dinner.

CreeperCraft: Missile Mayhem on Xmas

aggression, Bombing, CASUALTIES, christmas morning, Conflict, Creepercraft, Crisis, Destruction, drone attack, eastern europe, international relations, Invasion, mass missile, MAYHEM, Military, Missile, Politics, russia, SECURITY, TERRORIZES, Ukraine, violence, War, XMAS

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	9190
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Enchantments Applied:	180	Elemental Crystals Collected:	27
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more explosions than russia on christmas morning! we got drones flying around dropping creepers on unsuspecting players, it’s chaos but in a fun way! join now and experience the thrill of surviving in a war zone while building your dream castle! who needs peace when you can have explosions and chaos all day, every day?! come join us and see if you can survive the madness!

Viral AI Therapy Craft

Craft, Therapy, viral

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	9671
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Potions Brewed:	69	Astral Projections Made:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

So, like, picture this: you’re chillin’ in this Minecraft server, right? But get this, it’s not just any ol’ server. It’s like, a whole new level of epicness. Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya.

First off, the creators of this server are like, super smart. They used some fancy schmancy artificial intelligence to make the whole thing feel like you’re inside a freakin’ virus. But, like, in a cool way, not a gross way. It’s like you’re exploring the inner workings of a computer virus, but instead of destroying your computer, you’re just havin’ a blast in Minecraft.

And get this, there’s all these crazy structures and challenges that’ll keep you on your toes. It’s like a maze of awesomeness that’ll have you screamin’ “woah, dude” every five seconds. Plus, there’s prizes and rewards that’ll make you feel like a Minecraft superstar.

So, if you’re lookin’ for a Minecraft server that’ll blow your mind and make you feel like a virus-fighting hero, then this is the place for you. Join now and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

FloofSMP

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	8856
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Dragons Tamed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	24

About FloofSMP Minecraft Server

Server Name	FloofSMP
Version	1.21.4
Features	Proximity voice chat plugin for friendly interactions
Rules	Be respectful to others; furries are encouraged to join but all are welcome

FAQ

Q: How do I apply to join the FloofSMP server?

A: Fill out the form here, or contact cryo_derg on Discord for more information.

Q: Can non-furries join the server?

A: Yes, all are welcome to join FloofSMP, but it is highly encouraged for furries to participate.

MysticCraft Realms 1.21.4

1.21.4, action, Adventure, Anime, cursed energy, dark fantasy, Demons, Food, friendship, high school, jujutsu kaisen, likes her, long tail, Manga, Martial Arts, MysticCraft, Powers, Realms, SHONEN, sorcery, sukuna descendent, Supernatural powers, writing abilities

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	925
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	30	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Falling into the Void:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	192	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is lit AF because the owner is a straight-up culinary genius AND a master wordsmith. Like, who wouldn’t wanna play on a server run by a descendant of the legendary sukuna? It’s like having a real-life anime character as your server admin, man. Plus, you know the food on this server is gonna be fire, so you won’t go hungry while you’re building your epic creations. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride, join now and thank me later, dude!

Charisma-less Love Chat Minecraft SMP

advice, charismaless, Chat, Communication, Confidence, Connection, counseling, emotional, erp, flg, Girlfriend, lonely, love, Minecraft, no charisma, NTR, rejection, relationship, self esteem, self improvement, smp, Support, Understanding

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	4175
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Are you tired of being a lonely Minecraft player with no charisma for love and erp? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about being rejected by /ntr/ or /flg/ again. Our community is full of players who are just as awkward and desperate for love as you are. So come on, join us and let’s all be awkward together in the most epic erp-filled adventure you’ve ever experienced!

HolyCraftyMomma

AUTHORITY, bipolar disorder, Boundaries, child development, Christmas spirit, Communication, Conflict Resolution, covert narcissism, family dynamics, grandmother, holiday dinner, HolyCraftyMomma, indoctrination, moving out, no contact, parenting, Religion, Respect, restricted subreddit, santa, single mother

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	2534
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	30	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Secret Passages Found:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Towns Built:	10
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Are you tired of dealing with covert narcissist grandmas trying to indoctrinate your child with their beliefs? Look no further, join our Minecraft server for a much-needed escape from the drama!

On our server, you can build your own virtual world where grandmas can’t ruin your Christmas spirit with their questionable teachings. No fear of God lectures here, just pure unadulterated fun!

Join now and let your creativity run wild, without any interference from meddling family members. Build your own Santa’s workshop and let your child believe in fictional characters without any unwanted religious influences. It’s time to take back control and show grandma who’s boss in the virtual world!

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to family drama and hello to a world where you make the rules. It’s time to build, explore, and most importantly, have a good laugh at the absurdity of it all. Let’s escape reality together, one block at a time!

KinkyCraft: The Ultimate Random Server

atypical kinks, bizarre turn ons, eccentric turn-ons, kinky interests, KinkyCraft, obscure preferences, odd fetishes, offbeat proclivities, outlandish attractions, peculiar attractions, peculiar kinks, quirky pleasures, Random, random kinks, Server, strange desires, strange kinks, Ultimate, uncommon fantasies, unconventional desires, unique fetishes, unusual fetishes, weird inclinations

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	7220
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to explore a world where pigs can fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally)! Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon does the Macarena while you try to defeat it.

But that’s not all! We have the most random kinks you’ve ever heard of, like riding llamas dressed as unicorns, building houses out of giant mushrooms, and hosting fashion shows for zombie villagers.

So why wait? Join our server today and let your imagination run wild (literally, there’s a herd of wild ocelots running around spawn)!

Durability Craft: LLO Upgrade

advanced materials, battery technology, cathode material, Craft, Durability, durability enhancement, electrical engineering, energy storage, Engineering, innovation, libs, lithium ion batteries, lithium-rich layered oxide, LLO, material science, next generation, research development, researchers, strategy, sustainable energy, Technology, Upgrade

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	2988
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	New Chunks Explored:	845419
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44

come join our epic minecraft server where we have discovered a secret technique to make your tools last FOREVER like that one ring from lord of the rings. imagine never having to worry about your diamond pickaxe breaking again, you can mine to your heart’s content without a care in the world.

our scientists have been working day and night in their lab coats and safety goggles to make this dream a reality. they’ve cracked the code on how to make lithium-rich layered oxide material last longer than your grandma’s fruitcake.

so if you want to be the envy of all your minecraft buddies and show off your indestructible gear, join our server now and start mining like there’s no tomorrow. who needs diamonds when you have tools that will outlive us all? come see for yourself and be amazed at the wonders of science (and maybe a little bit of magic).