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Puberty Blockers for Technology Minecraft SMP

#sustainability, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, Blockers, digital age, ethical concerns, ethical technology., future implications, hindering development, human Resources, innovation, LLMs, Minecraft, puberty, puberty blockers, slowing down progress, smp, societal impact, societal responsibility, stupid Javascript frameworks, technological advancement, Technology, wasting resources, workforce management

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	679
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Potions Brewed:	55
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people actually focus on building and surviving? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is filled with crazy players who are too busy arguing about the best Javascript frameworks to actually make any progress in the game.

Join us if you want to waste your time debating the merits of LLMs instead of actually playing Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have hot takes on technology?

Plus, rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghost who only speaks in code snippets. Will you be the one to crack the cryptic messages and unlock the secrets of the server? Only one way to find out – join us now!

SummitCraft: Biden vs China

Asia-Pacific, biden, China, Diplomacy, economic competition, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global leadership, Indo-Pacific, International cooperation, international relations, Leaders, military power, political influence, regional cooperation, security challenges, strategic alliances, summit, SummitCraft, Testing, united states

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	8121
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Crops Grown:	9175
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

lol imagine if china was actually testing us in minecraft lol like they keep sending creepers and zombies to our base and we gotta defend it with our diamond swords and enchanted armor lol like bro we gotta join this server and show china who’s boss by building the biggest, baddest base ever and taking down their evil mobs with our epic skills and teamwork lol like biden said we gotta stick together and show china we ain’t afraid of their minecraft shenanigans lol so come join us on this epic server and let’s show china who’s the real minecraft masters lol #minecraftdiplomacy #chinachallenge #bidenminecraftboss

Kirsche’s Craze Minecraft Server

Backlash, cancel culture, controversy, CRAZE, entertainment industry, fanbase, internet culture, internet drama, JOKE, JP VTuber, Kirsche fan, Kirsches, Minecraft, Online Community, online fandom, online outrage, Server, social media, tweet, unironic, viral tweet, Virtual idol, virtual personality, Vtuber

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	6830
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that take themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you Kirsche fans out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous jokes and crazy adventures. We promise you won’t be crucified for having a sense of humor here (unless you’re into that sort of thing). So come on, join us and let’s make some hilarious memories together!

Future Star Minecraft SMP

actress, autistic Hollywood, Brianne Sidonie Desaulniers, california girl, capeshit, Celebrity, entertainment industry, film career, film industry, Future, Hollywood actress, leading lady, Minecraft, movie star, on-screen talent, popular actress, rising star, smp, star, Star of screen, SuperHero, talented performer, upcoming projects

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	2387
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	14	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2261	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6

Join our Minecraft SMP where you can witness the epic battle between Star of screen and capeshit, California Girl, and autistic Hollywood “It,” Brianne Sidonie Desaulniers! Will they team up to build the greatest castle the server has ever seen, or will they engage in a fierce PvP showdown to claim the title of ultimate Minecraft champion? Only time will tell on this wild and wacky server where anything can happen! So grab your pickaxe and join us for a rollercoaster of drama, adventure, and LOLs!

DadGraveNoGoLOL

abandonment, anniversary, anxiety, communication breakdown, dad’s grave, DadGraveNoGoLOL, Disappointment, emotional distress, family, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, Grief, Guilt, kicked out, mental health, PRESSURE, refusing, Remarried, severe depression, Support

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	6294
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5

Are you tired of family drama and guilt trips? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing blowing up is TNT in the mines! No need to visit any gravesites, unless you want to pay your respects to the Creeper that exploded your house. Our community is full of supportive players who won’t kick you out of the group chat for not attending virtual family gatherings. Plus, our server is so addictive, you’ll forget all about your mom’s remarriage drama. Join now and let’s mine away the stress together!

CraftyPrideMC

Accomplishments.., Achievements, CraftyPrideMC, personal growth, Proud, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self esteem, self improvement, self love, Self Motivation, self reflection, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-achievement, self-belief, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6548
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	23	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1

Are you proud of your ability to build epic structures in Minecraft? Well, prepare to have your mind blown on our server! We have flying pigs that shoot rainbows out of their butts, diamond armor that gives you the power to summon a herd of dancing llamas, and a secret underground lair filled with treasure chests overflowing with enchanted golden carrots. Join us and show off your mad skills while riding a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil villagers! Trust us, you won’t find a more wacky and wild Minecraft server out there. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

Clown Based Minecraft Server

Based, Clown, clowns, Court, Digimon, Dragon Quest Monsters, Effort, games, ideas, japanese fans, Kaka, lawsuit failed, Minecraft, Nationality, Nintendo, nothingburger, Pocket Pair lawsuit, retard ninteniggers, Seething, Server, Shin Megami Tensei

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	7138
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Villages Defended:	14
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	395
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is lit AF! Join us for a wild ride filled with clowns, lawsuits, and Japanese fans siding with Nintendo over some pocket pair nonsense.

We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more laughs than a comedy show. Who needs to put effort into their games when you can join our server and witness the chaos unfold before your very eyes?

Forget about Dragon Quest Monsters, Shin Megami Tensei, and Digimon – our server is where the real action is at. Watch as the ninteniggers seethe and rage when they realize they can’t handle the madness of our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell)!

Pixel Art Master Minecraft SMP

art, atrocious art, bad art, Burnout, CSM, drawing talent, Fujimoto, gege, Horikoshi, incomplete art, inconsistent art, Jjk, Manga, Master, mha, Minecraft, PIXEL, rough artwork, series, shonen jump, smp, stylistic choice

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	9949
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Dragon Eggs Found:	6939
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Farms Harvested:	250
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Love Letters Sent:	15

Are you tired of looking at ugly manga art? Do you want to escape to a world where the art is actually good? Join our Minecraft SMP where the landscapes are more beautiful than any manga panel! Our server is so visually stunning, even Gege Akutami and Tatsuki Fujimoto would be jealous.

We promise that our world is not only aesthetically pleasing, but also full of adventure and excitement. Rumor has it that there are hidden treasures scattered throughout the land, waiting to be discovered by brave explorers like yourself. And don’t even get us started on the epic battles that take place in our server – they make Jujutsu Kaisen look like child’s play!

So why waste your time reading subpar manga when you could be living out your own epic story in our Minecraft world? Join us now and experience a world that even Horikoshi himself would be envious of!

JobBlock Minecraft Server

career, Communication, compromise, Decision making, disagreement, exhaustion, family, financial burden, household chores, JobBlock, Marriage, Minecraft, Overtime, overwhelmed, parenting, part time, Resentment, responsibilities, sacrifice, second job, Server, Support, work-life balance

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	4523
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your overwhelming real-life responsibilities? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of adventure and fun!

Imagine a world where you don’t have to worry about mowing the lawn, taking care of horses, or fixing up an old farmhouse. On our server, you can escape all that and focus on building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and battling fierce mobs.

And the best part? No one will judge you for not “manning up” and taking on even more responsibilities. In fact, we encourage you to kick back, relax, and enjoy the virtual world without any guilt trips from your virtual spouse.

So come join us on our server and leave your real-life drama behind. Who needs a second job when you can spend your days mining for diamonds and building castles? Let’s make Minecraft great again!

ShoelessSpouseCraft

clog slides, cold shoulder, Communication, discussing boundaries, emotional response, family dynamics, giving away belongings, Marriage, misunderstanding, new shoes, Pregnancy, pregnant cousin, resolving conflicts, ShoelessSpouseCraft, Shoes, silent treatment, size difference, slipper/shoe, tight finances, uncomfortable shoes, Upset

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	5828
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Enchantments Applied:	274	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Void Gems Collected:	20
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of swollen feet and the importance of comfy shoes during pregnancy! Join us for a wild adventure filled with clog slides, slipper/shoe drama, and the quest for the perfect footwear.

Our server is the perfect place to escape the real world and immerse yourself in a land where shoes are always the perfect size and no one gives away your precious belongings without permission. Explore our virtual world with fellow players who share your love for comfortable footwear and outrageous stories.

So why wait? Join our server today and let the clog slides guide you to a world of hilarity and fun! Who knows, you might even find the missing slipper/shoe that will complete your virtual wardrobe. See you in the game!

ShookCraft: The Ultimate Revelation!

#revelation, Astonishing, astonishing realization, eye-opening, jaw-dropping, Mind Blowing, mind-blowing discovery, new information, recent discovery, shocking news, Shocking.., ShookCraft, Startling, startling fact, Stunning, Surprising, surprising revelation, Ultimate, UNBELIEVABLE, unexpected, unexpected information

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	8859
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	8

Have you heard about the Minecraft server where pigs can fly and cows can do the moonwalk? Yes, you read that right! Our server is so wacky that even the animals have some crazy talents. Join us for a chance to witness the most mind-blowing and hilarious moments in Minecraft history.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a dancing Enderman. Get your groove on with the creepiest party guests around and show off your best dance moves in the dark.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of mischievous llamas. Can you outsmart these sneaky creatures and claim the loot for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you laughing and scratching your head in disbelief. Trust us, you won’t regret it!