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Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 3476 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 24 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
Ores Mined: | 8460 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 11 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 12 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 12 |
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