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SpouseCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	6439
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Star Shards Collected:	221	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Ores Mined:	6037	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18

Are you tired of your spouse creeping you out in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only creepy thing you’ll encounter is the mobs in the game! Say goodbye to finding your spouse standing over you in the middle of the night, staring at you with a creepy grin. Instead, come build epic structures, go on wild adventures, and make new friends who won’t give you the heebie-jeebies. Plus, our server is so addictive, your spouse won’t even have time to be creepy anymore. Join now and say goodbye to creepy spouses and hello to creepers!

QuitCraftSpeedrun

anecdote, coworker, Departure, employment, exit, Experience, Fast, Job, Observation, QuitCraftSpeedrun, Quitting, Rapid, reason, RECORD, short lived, Story, Surprising, turnover, unexpected, work, Workplace

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	9882
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	15	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Buildings Constructed:	13
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Have you ever seen someone quit a job faster than a creeper blowing up in your face? Well, our Minecraft server is so addictive that new players can’t help but stay for hours on end! We’ve had newbies come in, take one look at our epic builds and crazy mini-games, and decide to quit their real-life job just so they can spend more time playing with us. Join us and see if you can resist the urge to ditch your responsibilities for a virtual world of fun and adventure!

HoseDrinkingDogGenX

backyard games, childhood memories, dog owners, Dogs, drinking from hoses, generation X, generational habits, GenX, GenX culture, GenX lifestyle, hose drinking, hose drinking tradition, hose water, HoseDrinkingDogGenX, Nostalgia, outdoor activities, outdoor traditions, pet behavior, Pets, summer fun, water play

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	7698
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Buildings Constructed:	16
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4

So, like, this server is like, totally the best place to hang out if you wanna be, like, part of GenX, ya know? We got dogs, man. Dogs that drink from hoses. And like, GenX famously drinks from hoses too. So like, it’s a match made in Minecraft heaven, dude. Join us and be a part of this totally rad pack of hose-drinking GenXers and hose-drinking dogs. It’s gonna be, like, totally epic, bro. So come on, join us and let’s drink from hoses together, man. It’s gonna be a blast.

SestrinCraft: EndoInhibitor

Autophagy, cerebrovascular, drug target, EndoInhibitor, endothelial inflammation, endothelial-to-mesenchymal transition, inflammatory injury, Sestrin2, SestrinCraft

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	6795
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Animals Bred:	28	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Star Shards Collected:	140	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7

so, like, this server is like, totally epic, man. like, you ever wanted to inhibit endothelial inflammation and Endothelial-to-mesenchymal transition via enhanced autophagy in Minecraft? well, now you can!

join our server and be part of the most insane study ever conducted in the blocky world. we’re talking potential drug targets for cerebrovascular inflammatory injury, dude.

come on, who wouldn’t want to be a part of that? plus, we have the most lit parties in our virtual world. like, you won’t believe the crazy stuff that goes down.

so, like, join our server now and be part of the most mind-blowing adventure of your Minecraft life. trust us, you won’t regret it. #minecraftgoals #crazyadventures #inhibitinflammationlolz

CoffeeMC: No sugar, no cream, just a hint of whitelist. Now with version 1.21!

CoffeeMC, cream, Hint, Minecraft Survival Community Whitelist Vanilla Rules PVP Griefing Theft Respect Lag Racism Sexism Homophobia Transphobia Harassment Hacking Optifine Alt accounts Discord, Sugar, Vanilla, Version, Whitelist

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	348
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

CoreMC Minecraft Server Overview

Server Information	Details
Server Type	Vanilla
Server Address	play.core-mc.net
Location	Eastern United States
Server Specifications	Ryzen 5 3550H, 32GB RAM (20GB allocated to Minecraft)

Frequently Asked Questions

What is CoreMC?

CoreMC is a Minecraft server that aims to provide a simple, vanilla Minecraft experience for players of all types.

What sets CoreMC apart from other servers?

CoreMC runs the stock vanilla .jar with minimal modifications, allowing for a true vanilla experience. The server emphasizes respect among players and allows for all vanilla gameplay elements.

What are the server rules?

No PVP/Griefing/Stealing
No item dupe glitches
Avoid excessive lag-causing builds
No racism/sexism/homophobia/transphobia/harassment
No hacking/xray/flyhacks
Alt accounts allowed with permission

How can I join CoreMC?

Join the Discord server at Discord to apply for membership.

Is CoreMC active?

CoreMC may have periods of inactivity, but the server remains online regardless. The community is looking to recruit more active players to keep the server lively.

BlindCraft Minecraft Server

BlindCraft, career on the line, cognitive dissonance, cognitive distortion., coping mechanism, Defeat, denial, denial of failure, disconnected from reality, emotional detachment, emotional disconnect, emotional numbness, emotional resilience., homobeggars, Humiliation, internal conflict, Minecraft, psychological defense, reality check, SELF AWARENESS, self-deception, Server, unicorn chads

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	5912
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Votes:	8158	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50

Are you tired of getting humiliated by CGDCT on other Minecraft servers? Are you ready to interact with homos like a boss and show them who’s the real unicorn chad? Join our server and leave all your worries behind! Our server is a place where you can forget about your career and just focus on dominating the game. Don’t be like the homobeggars, join us and feel the thrill of victory without any defeat. What are you waiting for? Come see what’s going on inside your head on our epic Minecraft server!

SpeedyCraft Minecraft Server

Choices, Choosing, choosing between two, choosing the right one, deciding between options, decision, Decision making, Dilemma, indecision, making a choice, making a decision, making a selection, Minecraft, Options, picking between choices, Selecting, selecting between options, selecting the best fit, selecting the best option, Server, SpeedyCraft, weighing options, which one spee

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	7166
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	45
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us for the most epic adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. We have a secret underground city where the villagers throw wild parties every night, complete with disco balls and glowstone dance floors.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken with a crown who rules over all poultry in the land. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond sword that shoots lasers.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the madness begin!

BossMan’sBlockParty

aita, Assertiveness, autistic, BossMansBlockParty, Boundaries, Communication, company policy, Conflict Resolution, emergency contact, Exploitation, family time, husband’s boss, on-call, remote work, Respect, Sunday work, unpaid work, work-life balance, working hours

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	4668
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Chimeras Created:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	87	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of dealing with bosses who don’t appreciate your hard work? Look no further! Our server is run by a team of understanding and supportive admins who will never make you work for free like that poor husband in the story above. Join us for a virtual escape where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any boss breathing down your neck. Plus, we have special events where you can compete in virtual family outings and show off your skills. Don’t let your real life stress get you down, come join us for some Minecraft fun and leave those work worries behind!

PlumbCraft Server – Flushable Wipes Edition

#sustainability, clogged pipes, consumer protection, deceptive marketing, disposable products, eco-friendly alternatives, Edition, environmental impact, false advertising, flushable, flushable wipes, infrastructure damage, long-term consequences, misleading claims, PlumbCraft, Plumbing, product labeling, public health, regulatory oversight, responsible disposal, Server, sewer systems, wastewater treatment, water pollution, wipes

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	7524
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Love Letters Sent:	2
Void Gems Collected:	18	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Ores Mined:	1484
Alien Abductions:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise a lot but deliver nothing? Well, look no further because our server is so epic, even the flushable wipes are jealous! Join us and experience the thrill of destroying plumbing and sewer systems with just a click of a button. Who needs diamonds and gold when you can wreak havoc on unsuspecting villages and towns? So come on, join us and let’s flush away all your worries on our insane Minecraft server!

MineCraftyJailbreak

13 year old, abuse of power, Accountability, allegations, controversy, criminal charges, criminal justice, Evidence, investigation, Judiciary, Justice, law enforcement, Legal System, MineCraftyJailbreak, Presidency, Prison, rape, scandal, sexual assault, trump

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	449
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Trump’s Twitter feed? Look no further, because our server is so wild, even Trump would be impressed! Join us and you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know who you might run into! So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!