Washington D.C. (City/Town/Village) Minecraft Servers

Washington D.C. (City/Town/Village) Minecraft Servers

  • BlockbusterBustsMinecraft SMP

    BlockbusterBustsMinecraft SMP
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    Players: 99/100 Votes: 8420
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 13 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Wilderness Tamed: 10 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 23 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 17

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft SMP and find out the answer to this burning question! Our server is filled with former employees of these extinct companies who are now seeking refuge in the digital world of Minecraft.

    Rumor has it that the ghost of Blockbuster himself roams the server, haunting players who dare to stream movies instead of renting them. But don’t worry, our resident ex-Toys “R” Us employees are here to protect you with their toy swords and plastic shields.

    If you’re lucky, you may even stumble upon the secret headquarters of the fallen Nokia empire, where players can craft indestructible phones that never run out of battery. And let’s not forget about the infamous AOL dial-up dungeon, where players must navigate through a maze of screeching modems to reach the treasure at the end.

    So come join our wacky world of former corporate giants and see if you have what it takes to survive in a server where the only limit is your imagination (and the occasional copyright infringement lawsuit).

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockyBabesGoneWild

    BlockyBabesGoneWild
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    Players: 109/900 Votes: 5993
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 13 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Goblin Markets Raided: 8 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10 Enchantments Applied: 127
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 13 Infinity Stones Found: 2
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Mysterious Portals Opened: 7
    Legendary Scepters Created: 4 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have normalized building giant statues of…well, let’s just say they’re not your typical Minecraft creations. Join us if you want to see phallic monuments towering over the landscape, because why build a castle when you can build a…well, you get the idea.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Nether Strip Club,” where zombie pigmen put on a show that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft mobs.

    So come on down and join us for a wild ride of questionable builds and unforgettable experiences. Just remember, what happens on our server, stays on our server.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyPutin’sMinecraftServer

    CraftyPutin’sMinecraftServer
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    Players: 107/500 Votes: 1897
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 11 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 20
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 7 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 17 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Mythical Relics Collected: 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 6
    Star Shards Collected: 187 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Rainbows Spotted: 3 Blood Moons Survived: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where putin has spent more than £1bn attacking ukraine this week alone!! 🤯🤯🤯

    why should you join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story. one time, a player on our server built a giant statue of putin out of diamonds and gold, and guess what? putin himself logged on and declared it the most beautiful thing he’s ever seen. he even gave the player a virtual high five! 🙌

    but that’s not all! our server is also home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever see in minecraft. from flying pigs to dancing llamas, you’ll never know what kind of wacky adventure awaits you around every corner.

    so what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the chaos and hilarity for yourself. who knows, maybe you’ll even get a virtual high five from putin too! 😉🎉

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • TalibanTakedownMC

    TalibanTakedownMC
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    Players: 90/400 Votes: 3830
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 11
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3 Orbs of Power Found: 11
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Chimeras Created: 4
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Wyrmholes Dug: 4 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like a party in a creeper’s pants! We got pigs flyin’ and cows doin’ the cha cha slide. And don’t even get me started on the villagers, they be throwin’ the wildest raves in their little huts.

    But wait, there’s more! We got a secret underground disco made entirely out of diamond blocks. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot Herobrine doin’ the Macarena with a bunch of zombies.

    Oh, and did I mention the legendary treasure hunt? Rumor has it that if you find the golden pickaxe hidden in the Nether, you’ll gain the power to turn all the creepers into fluffy bunnies.

    So what are you waitin’ for? Join this server now before the Ender Dragon decides to crash the party and steal all the cake!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CarFlyingCraft

    CarFlyingCraft
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    Players: 106/300 Votes: 3113
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 80
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15 Holy Grails Found: 4
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Demon Skulls Collected: 21 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 4 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol ok so like imagine this: u join our epic minecraft server and u find out that humans are not technically touching, so that means cars must technically be flying. like what even is that logic? but on our server, anything is possible, even cars flying around like magic carpets. join us for the most mind-blowing and hilarious minecraft experience ever. plus, we have a secret underground disco party where llamas are the DJs and creepers are the bouncers. trust me, u don’t want to miss out on this wild ride. come join us and let’s make some crazy memories together!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PulseCraft: No Premature Blocks

    PulseCraft: No Premature Blocks
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    Players: 92/200 Votes: 8493
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3
    Goblin Markets Raided: 7 Epic Quests Completed: 24
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 358
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 9 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Titanic Battles Fought: 17

    New Minecraft Servers

    hey u! r u tired of cummin too soon in minecraft? well, do i have the server for u! our high-intensity interval training will help u last longer in bed… i mean, in the game! men with better attention regulation and those with larger increases in heart rate after sex… i mean, after mining, tend to have fewer premature ejaculation symptoms… i mean, respawning too quickly! so come join us and last longer in the game… i mean, in bed… i mean, in minecraft!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • LesbianBFFSavesMe Minecraft Server

    LesbianBFFSavesMe Minecraft Server
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    Players: 93/200 Votes: 4841
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Horror Stories Survived: 7
    Emeralds Found: 353 Gods Slained: 1
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 35 Legendary Items Repaired: 5
    Dimension Hops: 1 Mines Excavated: 1490
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of mining and crafting alone in the vast world of Minecraft? Do you dream of finding your lesbian BFF who will not only save you from creepers but also force you to talk about your feelings? Look no further, because on our server, you can join forces with your ultimate BFF and conquer the pixelated world together!

    Imagine exploring the mines with your new bestie, discussing the latest drama in the virtual village, and building the most fabulous rainbow castle anyone has ever seen. With our Resein Inaba Udonge Edition, the possibilities are endless and the adventures are guaranteed to be wild!

    So why wait? Join our server now and let the lesbian BFF bonding begin! Who knows, you might even uncover some hidden emotions along the way.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • GuessMySMPNameAndIllGiveYou50Dollars

    GuessMySMPNameAndIllGiveYou50Dollars
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    Players: 93/700 Votes: 4780
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Goblin Markets Raided: 9
    Divine Spears Created: 27 Mysterious Portals Opened: 8
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 4 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3
    Dragons Tamed: 1 Animals Bred: 125
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 88 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special guessing game where if you guess correctly, we’ll give you 50 Liberian dollars! That’s right, you could be rolling in the dough just by playing Minecraft.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chickens so powerful, they could take down the Ender Dragon with one peck. Join our server and maybe you’ll have the chance to challenge the Chicken King for his throne (and his chicken army)!

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. Dance the night away with your fellow players and maybe even discover some hidden treasures while you’re at it.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • StepDadDramaCraft

    StepDadDramaCraft
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    Players: 110/300 Votes: 8358
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 14 Mythical Swords Crafted: 54
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 19 Votes: 2129
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Players Killed by Monsters: 4337
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 6 Emeralds Found: 7767
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of family drama and awkward conversations about divorce? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape into a world where you don’t have to pretend to be someone’s sibling just to keep the peace.

    On our server, you can build your own virtual family with players who actually want to be your friend, not just because they’re pressured by their stepdad. No more awkward promises to pretend to be someone’s brother or sister – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.

    So why wait? Join our server now and leave all the family drama behind. Who needs a fake sibling when you have a whole community of players ready to have a blast with you? Let’s build, mine, and explore together – without any forced family ties holding us back!

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  • LuckySurvivor Minecraft SMP

    LuckySurvivor Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 99/100 Votes: 7861
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Undead Armies Raised: 4 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 10
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 23 Whispering Caves Entered: 4
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Fairy Circles Danced In: 12
    Villages Defended: 11 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Have you ever been saved from a creeper explosion by a pack of wild wolves? Or maybe you narrowly escaped falling into a pit of lava thanks to a perfectly timed ender pearl throw? Well, if you’re looking for more heart-pounding, life-saving moments like these, then you need to join our Minecraft SMP!

    Our server is filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists that will keep you on the edge of your seat. From epic battles with the Ender Dragon to hilarious pranks pulled on unsuspecting players, there is never a dull moment on our server.

    But the real reason you should join? Our community of players is like no other. We are a tight-knit group of friends who are always there to support each other, whether it’s helping to rebuild a griefed base or sharing tips on how to survive the night. Plus, we have the best virtual parties with fireworks, cake, and even a virtual disco dance floor!

    So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, danger, and maybe even a few near-death experiences, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might just walk away with a story that will save your life one day!

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