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All Abortionists Go To Hell Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	1934
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Divine Spears Created:	29
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Dragon Scales Harvested:	247	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you question your moral compass? Look no further! Join our server where we take baby murder very seriously. Trust us, you do not want to experience the neverending inferno of hell for your crimes against the unborn. Those innocent fetuses will be chilling in heaven while you’ll be sweating it out in the other place. So if you think murdering babies is cool, think again before joining our server. There are no babies where you’re going, that’s for sure!

Bros Before Hoes Minecraft Server

authentic connections, Bonding, bros, camaraderie, Communication, Companionship, emotional intimacy, female empowerment, female friendship, Friendship Dynamics, gender dynamics, gender equality, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, Hoes, male-female friendships, Minecraft, mutual respect, non-romantic relationships, platonic relationships, Server, social norms, support system, Understanding

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	4894
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	179
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the women act like your male friends and the pigs can fly! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Ever wanted to team up with a female player who can out-mine, out-build, and out-fight your buddies? Look no further, because on our server, our female players are just as tough and competitive as the guys.

But that’s not all – we’ve got pigs that can fly! Yes, you heard that right. Our server is home to magical flying pigs that will take you on epic adventures through the skies.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a place where women kick butt and pigs soar through the clouds? Come join the fun and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

“Why Did They Do It?” Minecraft SMP

action, Analysis, Behavior, crime, Curiosity, decision, did, Do it, doubt, investigation, Minecraft, Motive, Mystery, Psychology, question.., reason, smp, speculation, they, uncertainty, why

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	428
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Void Armor Forged:	28
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is filled with crazy shenanigans and wild adventures that will leave you questioning your sanity!

Join us on this server where the sheep are actually secret agents plotting to take over the world, the villagers have a thriving underground dance club, and the creepers are trained in stand-up comedy (watch out, they’re explosive!).

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret society of llamas who are rumored to hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds, but only if you can decipher their llama language and gain their trust.

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash from all the chaos). Who knows what kind of madness you’ll encounter next!

Real Bros Minecraft Server

bros, Collin Rugg., current events, elections, free pass, heterosexual, kamala, lackeys, Minecraft, News, Politics, real, Server, state propaganda, tweet

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	2875
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Enchantments Applied:	84
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	407
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building houses and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for epic elections where you can campaign to become the ruler of the server. But beware, the state propaganda lackeys are out to get you, just like poor Kamala. Will you rise to power or fall victim to their schemes? Join now for a wild ride filled with twists, turns, and plenty of LOLs!

Minecraft SMP: VShojo+ Shenanigans

froot, geega, haruka, henya, Henya discussion, Hime, kson, Kson discussion, kuro, Late Night General, Mata, mel, MICHI, Minecraft, Mouse, Mouse discussion, Shenanigans, smp, vshojo, VShojo vtubers, VShojo+ General, Vtubers, zen

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	3771
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Endless Night Skies:	5

Welcome to Late Night General Geega Part 52! Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with VShojo and vtubers who are as chaotic as they come.

Why should you join? Well, our server is filled with Froot who will make you question reality, GEEGA who will lead you on epic quests, Haruka who will serenade you with her angelic voice, and Henya who will blow your mind with his genius. Hime will keep you on your toes, Kson will make you laugh until you cry, Kuro will protect you from any creepers, and Mata will guide you through the wilderness. Mel will bring the party, Michi will keep you entertained, Mouse will keep you on your toes, and Zen will bring balance to the chaos.

But that’s not all! We have secret channels dedicated to Kson, Henya, Mouse, and even discussions about former members. Plus, our server is so wild that it has its own dedicated channels for extended discussions.

So come join us on this crazy adventure where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our Minecraft SMP!

Dawntrail Minecraft Server

All Saints’ Wake, Aporia, Balmung, BMI femlala, cerberus, Chaos, crystal, DAWNTRAIL, Dawntrail General, Dynamis, EU, fall guys, Femlala Friday tea party, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Friendless Loser meet TBAPrevious, Garo, Goblet W27 P17 Yard & Pools, Golem, Halicarnassus, Halloween Musicals, Halloween Theme CC., Kiba, Labyrinthos, Lavender Beds, Letter from the Producer LIVE LXXXIV, Linkshells, Marilith, materia, MEETUPS, Minecraft, Moogle Treasure Trove, NA, Pre-Halloween Badlands Chugs Watch Party, ravana, Residential Radius, Resources, Saturday morning cartoons, Server, Shared FATE meetup, Sneaky Hollow, Solution Nine, The Crow, Tokusatsu Watch Party, Wolf’s Den Pier, xivg

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	7005
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Divine Spears Created:	24
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing creepers appear and challenge you to a dance-off. Or how about the time our players built a giant statue of a llama wearing sunglasses just for fun? The possibilities are endless on our server!

But wait, there’s more! We have weekly meetups where you can hang out with other players and participate in wacky events like Femlala Friday Tea Party or Saturday Morning Cartoons. And don’t even get me started on our Halloween Musicals and Badlands Chugs Watch Party – it’s a spooktacular time!

So why wait? Join our server now and become part of the craziest, most fun-loving community in the Minecraft universe. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Where the Fuck is it? Minecraft SMP

anger, confusion, Cursing, exasperation, Frustration, fuck, is.., IT, location, looking for, Lost, Minecraft, Quest, search, seeking, smp, swear words, where, where is it, Where the fuck, where the fuck is, where the fuck is it

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	5031
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	4686
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Are you ready for a server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further than our mysterious Minecraft SMP!

Join us if you dare, as we embark on epic quests to find the elusive “Where the fuck is it?” treasure. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted unlimited diamonds and the ability to ride a unicorn into battle.

But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. Our community is filled with eccentric players who have been known to break out into spontaneous dance parties and build giant statues of themselves out of obsidian.

So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos and embark on a wild adventure, join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Blocky Poop Minecraft Server

bathroom play, blocky, dirty talk, erotic play, fetish, fetish arousal, fetish community, fetish desires, fetish excitement, fetish experience, fetish exploration, fetish fantasy, fetish lifestyle, fetish pleasure, fetish satisfaction, fetish taboo, kink, Minecraft, Poop, scat fetish, scat play, Server, taboo

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	485
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Love Letters Sent:	20	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Why, you ask? Because we have a player who claims to have a scat fetish and insists on incorporating it into every aspect of the game. From building poop-themed structures to organizing scat-themed events, this player’s unique passion will keep you entertained for hours on end. So come join us and experience the wildest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen – just be prepared for some interesting conversations about bodily functions!

So it happened again Minecraft SMP

border control, British, crime, discrimination, Happened, hate crime, Homicide, illegal immigrant, immigration, injustice, Justice, law enforcement, Minecraft, murder, racism, smp, Stabbing, Tragedy, Victim, violence, white woman, Xenophobia

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	7703
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	79	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a few unexpected twists like another white British woman getting stabbed to death by an illegal immigrant…just kidding! But seriously, our server is where the action is at. So come join us and see what all the hype is about! Who knows, you might even become the next legendary player to dominate the server with your mad skills and hilarious antics. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun begin!

Gender Reveal Minecraft Server

boy or girl, confusion, gender, gender ambiguity, gender diversity, Gender Expression, Gender Identity, gender inclusivity, gender nonconforming, Gender norms, gender questioning, gender spectrum, gender stereotypes, Genderfluid, Genderqueer, Identity, LGBTQ, Minecraft, Nonbinary, Pronouns, Reveal, Server, Transgender, xe pronouns

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	6923
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Villages Defended:	18
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Join our Minecraft server and find out the answer to the age-old question: is xe a boy or a girl? Our server is filled with mystery and intrigue, where players must solve riddles and complete challenges to uncover the truth about xe’s gender. But be warned, the answer may not be what you expect!

Not only will you have the chance to solve this perplexing puzzle, but our server also boasts the largest collection of rainbow-colored sheep in the Minecraft universe. These sheep are rumored to possess magical powers and can grant wishes to those who befriend them. Will you be the one to unlock their secrets?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a hidden underground disco party where players can dance the night away with skeletons and creepers. Rumor has it that the DJ is a talking parrot who only plays 80s music. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

So come join us on our Minecraft server for a truly unique and unforgettable experience. Who knows what other wacky adventures and surprises await you?