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| Players: | 104/500 | Votes: | 892 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 12 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Mines Excavated: | 2090 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
| Potions Brewed: | 163 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 |
Picture this: you log on and are greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who offers you a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon. But beware, the bacon is guarded by a horde of evil chickens who are hell-bent on world domination!
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the infamous Blocky Bandits, a group of players who roam the land on giant chickens wreaking havoc wherever they go. Will you join forces with them or stand against their poultry-powered tyranny?
And let’s not forget about our annual Creeper Carnival, where players compete in explosive mini-games for a chance to win rare loot and bragging rights. Just be sure to watch out for the TNT-wielding clowns!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other. Who knows, you may just find yourself changed forever, just like that one movie that one time. Love you, anon!
