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Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 7457 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Crops Grown: | 1632 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 153 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Infinity Stones Found: | 6 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 8 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
Meteorites Collected: | 2 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling a horde of zombie pigmen while riding a pig with a saddle made of enchanted golden carrots. Or how about participating in a building competition where the only materials allowed are blocks of TNT?
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a disgruntled Enderman who will steal your blocks if you don’t leave offerings of pumpkin pie at his shrine. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground society of chickens plotting to overthrow the players and take control of the server!
So if you’re ready to embrace the madness and mayhem of our Minecraft SMP, join us now and prepare for the most outrageous adventure of your virtual life!