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Ethereal Skylands 1.20.2

1.20.2, asmr, board rules, Clips, Ethereal, fallenshadow, global rules, Hide, Husbands, Links, meet and greet, Otis, Previous thread, REFRESH, Report, Ribbon Cage, Schedule, schizo loli, shitposters, Skylands, twitch, twitter, VOD

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	151
Rating:	4.9 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	574905	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Love Letters Sent:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Buildings Constructed:	11	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7

Yo, have you heard of this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like a virtual asylum run by the schizo loli queen, Fallenshadow! She’s got more husbands than you’ve got brain cells, so you know it’s gonna be a wild ride. Plus, she’s got more socials than you have friends – Twitch, YouTube, Twitter, you name it! And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of the Ribbon Cage, whatever that is. So come join the madness, refresh yourself on the rules, and get ready to report those pesky shitposters. It’s gonna be a trip!

DadCraft Minecraft Server

absent father, child support, childhood trauma, DadCraft, emotional wounds, family conflict, family dynamics, family estrangement, father issues, father-son relationship, father’s abandonment, father’s actions, father’s excuses, father’s financial support, father’s lack of involvement, father’s mistakes, father’s neglect, father’s role in upbringing, father’s words, Minecraft, parental abandonment, Parental Responsibility, Server

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	5565
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Divine Spears Created:	29	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your deadbeat dad drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to build your dream world away from all the daddy issues.

Join us and build a virtual mansion bigger than the one your dad never provided for you! Our community is full of supportive players who will never ghost you like your father did.

With our endless possibilities for creativity, you can create a world where your dad actually pays child support on time and buys you more than just contact lenses. Let your imagination run wild and create a world where you’re the one in control.

So come join our server and leave behind the real world where dads disappoint and let’s create a new world where you’re the king (or queen) of your own destiny! Let’s build a world where dads like yours don’t exist – because in Minecraft, anything is possible!

DollarTreeDeliCraft

aita, Bad Sister, beggars can’t be choosers, bills, Borrow, BROKE, Cash, dog, dollar tree, DollarTreeDeliCraft, emergency vet, food stamps, groceries, ground beef, health issues, Hungry, husband, Meatloaf, OFFENDED, payback, Rent, sister, Weed

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	1478
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your sister’s grocery drama? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and crazy adventures.

We promise you won’t have to beg for food here, but you might have to fight off some zombies for your virtual meatloaf. Our server is so epic, even dollar store groceries won’t cut it – we only serve the finest virtual feasts fit for a gaming king or queen.

And don’t worry about lending virtual cash to your fellow players – our economy is rock solid and there’s no weed-smoking siblings to worry about. So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind – unless you want to bring it to the virtual world for some extra spicy gameplay!

MasterOfMinecraftSMP

achievement, Beaten, challenge, Competition, completion, Dedication, Entertainment, Favorite, Gaming, high score, hobby, long tail tag, MasterOfMinecraftSMP, most times, Nostalgia, replay, skill, strategy, success, Victory, video games

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	1163
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11

OMG guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride of your life but in block form! We have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties with creepers, and our leader is a talking cow named MooMoo who gives out diamond armor like it’s candy.

One time, we had a massive PvP battle with a horde of evil chickens who were trying to take over the server, but we defeated them with our enchanted swords and epic parkour skills. And don’t even get me started on the time we all rode pigs off a cliff into a pool of lava just for fun.

So if you’re looking for a crazy, chaotic, and totally bonkers Minecraft experience, come join us on this server! Who knows what kind of wacky adventures we’ll get into next? Maybe we’ll all ride giant squids into battle against an army of zombie villagers, or build a giant statue of a potato out of solid gold. The possibilities are endless, my dudes.

BlockyDicks R Us

attention seeking, BlockyDicks, Boundaries, Communication, consent, dick pics, Explicit messages, Flirty messages, gender dynamics, Inappropriate Behavior, online behavior, online dating, positive reactions, relationship expectations, Respect, sexting, sexting etiquette, sexual harassment, Sexual responses, social media etiquette, validation

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	3636
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Potions Brewed:	145	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Void Gems Collected:	11	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5

Are you tired of sending unsolicited dick pics and getting blocked immediately? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place to showcase your… building skills! That’s right, instead of sending inappropriate photos, you can impress others with your epic creations in our virtual world. Who needs dick pics when you can send pics of your giant pixelated castle? Join now and leave the unsolicited pics in the past!

SwedishCraft Minecraft Server

Alliance, Baltic region, cooperation, Defense, defense strategy, deployment, Europe, global presence, international relations, LATVIA, Military, military exercise, Minecraft, Mission, nato, Partnership, Peacekeeping, SECURITY, Server, solidarity, Swedish forces, SwedishCraft, Troops

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	9149
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Magic Items Found:	3488	Star Shards Collected:	80

OMG u guys u gotta join this server cuz it’s like a legit war zone with Swedish forces and stuff. Like, they’re all in Latvia fighting with NATO and it’s like the biggest deployment ever. Imagine all the crazy battles and explosions you can be a part of in this Minecraft server. Plus, the Swedish forces are super cool and will totally protect you from any creepers or zombies that try to attack. It’s gonna be lit, fam. Join now before it’s too late!

UkrainianDroneFundsNYT

#covert operations, arms race, Biden administration, defense industry, defense spending, drone industry, FOREIGN AID, funding, geopolitical strategy, government support, international relations, military assistance, military technology, national security, New York Times, political controversy, Report, secret funding, Surveillance technology, Ukraine, UkrainianDroneFundsNYT

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	801
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Mines Excavated:	3954	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have drones flying around like bees on crack thanks to biden and his secret ukraine funding! watch out for the drone strikes while you mine for diamonds, it’s a real thrill! plus, our villagers are all trained spies who will trade you top secret intel for emeralds. but be careful, they might double cross you and steal your enchanted armor! join now for a wild ride that even the new york times can’t keep up with!

Invictus

alcohol, Brewery, Chairs, chests, Community, Discord, Events, Hardcore, Invictus, Join, Locks, Lore, ONLINE, Plugins, Semi Vanilla, Shops, Sitting, Stars, Tweaks, Uptime, Web map, welcome

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	5658
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Elemental Crystals Collected:	92	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Enchantments Applied:	239
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Invictus SMP ⛏️

Server IP	invictus.r2f.co
Bedrock Port	25591
Our Discord	https://discord.com/invite/aCwtT7qWzh

Invictus was founded in 2020, to create a small and relaxed community. It now consists of 200+ discord members and an active player base. The world resets every 6-8 months and is updated to the latest version. Our server is public and we welcome anyone and everyone! 👋 We’re currently on our 9th season and have a large returning player base. Please note that you must join our Discord before playing online.

Features:

🧟‍♂️ Hard Difficulty
🛰️ Bedrock Compatibility
🔥 Custom Plugin Pack
✅ Dedicated Host (99.99% uptime)
🗺️ Viewable Web Map
🔧 Vanilla Tweaks
👥 Community Events
🧙‍♂️ Server Lore Channel
🏬 Player Shops
🔐 Lockable Chests
⭐️ Shooting Stars
🪑 Chairs & Sitting
➕ Much more!

FAQ:

Question	Answer
How often does the world reset?	The world resets every 6-8 months and is updated to the latest version.
Do you accept new players?	Yes, our server is public and we welcome anyone and everyone!
Is joining the Discord mandatory?	Yes, you must join our Discord before playing online.

Tipsy Fury 1.21

aggressive behavior, alcohol, alcohol-fueled, Angry, Confrontation, Drunk, emotional outburst, fury, going to a store, grab a snack, impulsive behavior, intoxicated, late night, late night cravings, late night drama, late-night snack, public intoxication, snack run, store run, street altercation, talk shit, tipsy

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	1716
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	5837	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	15	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild ride through a store when you’re drunk and angry! You never know who’s gonna talk shit along the way, just like in the game! It’s a total rollercoaster of emotions, man. Plus, the snacks in this server are top-notch, virtual munchies for days! Join now and let the chaos begin!

ApologyDenied Minecraft Server

Apology, ApologyDenied, BETRAYAL, Communication, Conflict, confusion, emotional turmoil, exclusion, friendship, friendship breakup, ghosting, group dynamics, Guilt, hurt, Jealousy, Minecraft, misunderstanding, peer pressure, reconciliation, self reflection, Server, social circles

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	8832
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Votes:	4399	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Divine Spears Created:	12	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where friendship breakups are a thing of the past! Join us and leave all the drama behind, just like this player left her toxic friend group.

On our server, you can be anyone you want to be, even an auditor or a secretary (or both, we don’t judge)! No need to worry about jealous friends or ghosting group chats, because here, everyone is welcome with open arms.

So come on in and build your own world where you never have to apologize for something you didn’t do. And if you ever need a shoulder to cry on, our community is here to support you through thick and thin.

Join now and leave the drama llama behind, because on our server, the only thing we’re guilty of is having too much fun!