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SMPShitpostMaster Minecraft SMP

attention seeker, attention seeking behavior, attention-grabbing, Behold, controversial, digital identity, funny, humor, internet culture, jokes, Meme culture, meme lord, Minecraft, online persona, online presence, satire, shitposter, smp, SMPShitpostMaster, social media, trolling, Ultimate, viral content

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	3146
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Star Shards Collected:	174	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	9681	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate haven for shitposters and meme lords alike.

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of feathers. Build your very own potato castle and defend it from hordes of evil bunnies.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to have the power to turn your enemies into blocks of cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it.

Momma’s Baby Shower Bash

baby, baby shower, Bash, Boundaries, bullying, child behavior, child interactions, Decision making, discipline, event planning, exclusion, family conflict, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Support, guest list, mean behavior, mommas, Motherhood, parenting, relationships, shower, step-daughter

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	207
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Divine Spears Created:	19
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Dimension Hops:	9
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for a baby shower extravaganza filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster.

Picture this: a showdown between a mom and her step-daughter’s behavior, with snatching, pushing, and toy-stealing galore. Will the baby shower be a peaceful gathering or a battlefield of toddler antics? Only one way to find out!

Witness the epic battle of wills as the mom stands her ground, refusing to let the step-daughter wreak havoc at the party. Will the step-daughter’s mischievous ways be tamed, or will chaos reign supreme? It’s a showdown you won’t want to miss!

Join our server for a wild ride of family drama, baby showers, and toddler tantrums. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now for a truly unforgettable experience!

BlockBusterCraft

action sequences, BlockBusterCraft, CGI, cinematic tricks, Entertainment, escapism, exaggeration, FANTASY, Hollywood, IMPOSSIBLE, larger than life, movie magic, Movie Making, movies, physics defying, Real Life, Special effects, stunts, suspension of disbelief, UNBELIEVABLE, visual effects

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	8936
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Love Letters Sent:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	92	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	5116

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of defying all laws of physics and reality just like in the movies! Want to ride a pig off a cliff and survive? Done. How about punching a tree with your bare fists to collect wood? Easy peasy. Our server is so magical, you can even build a house out of floating blocks in mid-air! Don’t miss out on the chance to live out your wildest movie fantasies in Minecraft form. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

KurskCraft: Putin’s Low Approval

Approval, Approval Ratings, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, Europe, Government, incursion, international relations, Invasion, Kursk region, KurskCraft, leadership, low, Military, Politics, putin, Putins, russia, sanctions, Tension, UKRAINIAN, world news

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	3857
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Emeralds Found:	5126

join our epic minecraft server where putin’s approval ratings are so low that he’s resorted to playing minecraft all day! come build with the man himself as he tries to distract himself from the ukrainian incursion into the kursk region. who knows, maybe you’ll even become his new best friend and he’ll give you a tour of his secret underground base filled with diamonds and creepers! don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to game with the president of russia!

VeggieHaterCraft

animal products, carnivorous plants, dietary preferences, dislike, FRUITS, herbivore, Leafy Greens, omnivore, plant based diet, plant diet, plant kingdom, plant nutrition, plant-based foods, plant-based lifestyle, plant-based protein, plant-based recipes, Plants, vegan, VEGETABLES, Vegetarian, VeggieHaterCraft

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	3373
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Animals Bred:	158	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6

so, like, imagine this: a minecraft server where even the plants are like, nah, i don’t wanna be vegan. they’re all rebellious and stuff, growing bacon instead of leaves. it’s a wild world out there, where pigs fly and cows do the moonwalk. join us if you wanna experience the craziest minecraft server ever, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. trust me, you won’t regret it. come join us and be part of the madness.

SaltyCraft: Defend Against Cancer!

Activity, body’s defense, BOOSTING, Cancer, cancer cells, Cancer prevention, Common salt, DEFEND, Enhance, health, healthy lifestyle, immune cells, immune function, immune response, immune system, salt benefits, salt consumption, salt intake, SaltyCraft, sodium chloride, Specific, wellness

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	444
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly, BAM, you’re like a superhero fighting cancer with common salt! yeah, you heard me right, common salt is like your secret weapon against those pesky cancer cells. your immune cells are gonna be all pumped up and ready to kick some butt, all thanks to this crazy server. so, like, why wait? join now and become the ultimate cancer-fighting warrior in the minecraft world!

Crafty Abyss Minecraft Server

abyss, abyssal creatures, Adventure, adventure manga, Anime, Crafty, Deep Sea, Exploration, FANTASY, friendship, how are you, made in abyss, Manga, manga chapter, Manga community, Manga fans, manga release, manga series, manga update, Minecraft, mysterious creatures, New chapter dumping, RIKO, Server

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	1790
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Zombie Dances:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Runes Activated:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Mines Excavated:	3034
Dragon Eggs Found:	3408	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Animals Bred:	27	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our latest chapter dumping event: How Are You 05: Riko.

Picture this: a group of players were exploring the vast lands of our server when suddenly, they stumbled upon a mysterious portal. Curiosity got the best of them and they decided to jump in. Little did they know, they were transported to a whole new dimension called Riko, where everything was upside down and pigs could fly.

But that’s not even the craziest part! In Riko, players were challenged to complete outrageous tasks like building a house made entirely out of cake or taming a dragon with nothing but a carrot. The winner of the event was granted a magical diamond sword that could shoot lasers out of its hilt.

So, if you’re ready for a wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns, come join us on this insane Minecraft server. Who knows what other crazy chapters await you!

The Helluva Hotel Minecraft SMP #2047

Assassin, Blitzo, Booba Edition, Charlie, Cytube channel, Demon, fanfic, FICS, hazbin hotel, Hazbin Hotel General, Heaven, Hell, HELLUVA, Helluva Boss, Hotel, loona, millie, Minecraft, Moxxie, overpopulation, Rehabilitation, smp, SpindleHorse, Startup

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	4321
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28

Join Charlie, the princess of Hell, as she tries to rehabilitate demons and reduce overpopulation in her kingdom by opening a hotel. But that’s not all – you can also follow Blitzo and his crew as they run their own assassin business in Hell. Who knew Hell could be so entrepreneurial?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy fan fiction recordings, fics, and even a booru (even though it’s a little dead). So come on down to our wacky world and let your inner demon out to play! Join now before Heaven gets too crowded!

ExHusbandsChildSupport Minecraft Server

Agreement, Alimony, Cheating, child support, Court, custody, DATING, disagreement, ex wife, ExHusbandsChildSupport, family, finances, husband, luxury, Marriage, Minecraft, MONEY, parenting, relationship, Server, sugar daddy, Trust, vacation

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2873
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Mines Excavated:	2559	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
New Chunks Explored:	886140	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Alien Abductions:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your husband sending child support money to his ex for her luxury vacations? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of drama and absurdity that will leave you questioning your life choices.

Our server is like a soap opera, but with creepers and diamond swords. Witness the epic saga of a husband who thinks it’s totally normal to fund his ex’s lavish lifestyle under the guise of child support. Will his wife ever come to terms with this bizarre arrangement? Will the ex ever run out of vacation destinations to spend the money on? Tune in to find out!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of cows who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players. Can you navigate the treacherous world of bovine politics while dodging explosive sheep and lava traps?

Join now for a gaming experience that’s more ridiculous than a llama wearing a top hat!

SkinnyPixelSavage

Appearance, body image, body shaming, body weight comparison, bullying, camp rules, communication skills, Conflict Resolution, discipline, emotional reactions, family dynamics, name-calling, overweight, parental guidance, peer pressure, self esteem, sibling rivalry, SkinnyPixelSavage, social interactions, summer camp, weight stigma

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	8179
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	1978	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Enchantments Applied:	115	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner savage? Join our server for epic battles and hilarious drama like you’ve never seen before!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to roast other players like never before. Just like the time I called out a camper for mocking my weight and she ended up in tears – talk about a burn!

But don’t worry, we also have plenty of fun activities and challenges to keep you entertained. So come join us and let the madness begin! Who knows what crazy shenanigans will happen next on our server?