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| Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 2115 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 11 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 16 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 416 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 | Star Shards Collected: | 86 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 10 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 17 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 23 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 51 |
so, like, u gotta join this minecraft server cuz it’s like, totally lit, bro. we got creepers that dance to tiktok songs and zombies that do the renegade. it’s like a party in the nether, dude.
u know why u should join? cuz we once had this epic battle between herobrine and a bunch of llamas wearing top hats. it was, like, the most epic thing ever. herobrine was all like “boo” and the llamas were all like “nah, we cool, bro.”
and, like, if u join now, u get a free pet pig that can do the floss dance. yeah, that’s right, a flossing pig. what more could u ask for, amirite?
so, like, join now and be part of the craziest, most outrageous minecraft server ever. u won’t regret it, bro.
