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WeddingCraft: NoSisAllowed

Bisexual, Confrontation, conservative family, Drama, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, intervention, LGBTQ, LGBTQ acceptance, maid of honor, Marriage, NoSisAllowed, relationships, sister drama, Support, Wedding, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, wedding guest list, wedding planning, WeddingCraft

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	1340
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your family’s Thanksgiving dinner? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this bride-to-be’s family drama!

Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, on our server, you’ll never have a dull moment. Just like this sister who tried to ruin her sibling’s wedding by staging an intervention over coffee. Who needs coffee when you can have tea like this?

And if you think your family is crazy, wait until you meet our community of players. From condescending maid of honors to parents threatening to boycott weddings, our server is a circus of chaos and we wouldn’t have it any other way.

So if you’re ready to escape reality and dive into a world where drama is the name of the game, join our server today. Who needs a supportive family when you can have a dysfunctional Minecraft community instead?

SuperpowerSMP: Mindreader

Ability, dream, eXtraordinary, FANTASY, Flight, healing, IMMORTALITY, Invisibility, MAGICAL, mind reading, MindReader, shape shifting, special powers, strength, Superhuman, Supernatural, SUPERPOWER, SuperpowerSMP, telekinesis, telepathy, time travel, wish fulfillment

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	5517
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	90
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Ores Mined:	1637
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the Minecraft world? Do you dream of soaring through the skies like a majestic eagle or summoning lightning bolts with a flick of your wrist? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft SMP, you can have any superpower your heart desires! Want to be able to turn invisible and prank your friends? Done. Want to be able to shoot fireballs from your fingertips and become the ultimate PvP champion? Easy peasy. The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?). Join us now and become the superhero you were always meant to be!

CraftyTrumpBillyBushBanter

Accountability, billy bush, Celebrity, consequences, CraftyTrumpBillyBushBanter, donald trump, double standards, Ethics, INEQUALITY, leadership, Media, METOO, Misogyny, power dynamics, Presidency, scandal, sexual assault, social justice, toxic behavior, WOMENS RIGHTS, workplace culture

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	3088
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Crops Grown:	8610	New Chunks Explored:	521728
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Dimension Hops:	14	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Void Armor Forged:	16	Haunted Chests Opened:	9

Join our Minecraft server and escape the crazy reality of politics! On our server, you can build a fortress to protect yourself from creepy politicians and their inappropriate conversations. No need to worry about getting fired for just standing by and listening to their nonsense here! Plus, rumor has it that if you build a secret bunker, you might just find the missing emails that everyone’s been talking about. So come on over and let’s block out the madness together!

SumyMedCraft Server

Bombing, CASUALTIES, civilian deaths, Conflict, eastern europe, global politics, human rights violation, international relations, medical center, military attack, News, Russian strikes, Server, Sumy, SumyMedCraft, Tragedy, Ukrainian city, violence, War Crimes, world events

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	7182
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Crops Grown:	2978
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	4

so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell ya, it’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride of your life, but in block form. we got more diamonds than a fancy jewelry store, and more creepers than a haunted house on halloween night.

our server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in the nether. we’ve got mini-games that will make your head spin faster than a tornado in kansas. and the best part? we have a secret underground base filled with rare loot that will make you richer than a leprechaun on st. patrick’s day.

oh, and did i mention the petting zoo we have? yeah, we’ve got llamas, pigs, and even a dragon that breathes fire. it’s like a zoo on steroids, but in minecraft. so come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only limit is your imagination. trust me, you won’t regret it.

HezCraft Strike: Iran’s Loss

Assassination, Commander, Conflict Resolution, foreign affairs, hezbollah, Hezbollah leader, HezCraft, international relations, iran, Iran-Israel Relations, Iran’s, Israeli strike, Loss, Middle East conflict, Middle East peace, Military, military intervention, political tensions, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, senior commander, strike, Terrorism

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	8407
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Dragon Scales Harvested:	327
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3

lol join our minecraft server and u can be as powerful as an iranian commander taking on israel and hezbollah leaders. u can build ur own army of creepers and zombies to take over the world. plus, we have a secret underground base where u can find all the diamonds u want. come join the chaos and conquer the virtual world with us!

Glacial Future Extreme – Minecraft

atmospheric conditions, changes, climate change, climate variability, el nino, environmental impact, EXTREME, Future, Glacial, global warming, historical data, INCREASE, meteorological events, Minecraft, natural disasters, ocean temperatures, past, prediction models, scientific research, Supported, weather patterns

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	4796
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	105
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Zombie Dances:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

yo, come join this cray cray minecraft server where we got future increase in extreme El Niño and past glacial changes happening all the time! like, imagine building your dope castle while dodging crazy weather patterns and ancient glaciers sliding through the land. it’s like a rollercoaster of climate chaos up in here! join now for the wildest minecraft experience of your life, fam!

Hotdog Water: Where the survival of the fittest tastes like old hot dogs!

bedrock, Cheating, Discord, Dogs, Fittest, Fun, Griefing, HACKING, Hardcore, hot, hotdog, Ip:, java, Join, Land Claim, Play, PvP, Resets, stealing, Survival, TASTES, Teleport, Water, Website, world

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	8325
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9

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Overview:

Server Type	Hardcore Vanilla Survival
Version	Java 1.21
Resets	Vote for resets on Discord
Features	No random teleport, bed TP, or land claim

Rules:

PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed
No cheating or hacking

Join Now:

– IP: play.hotdogwater.dog – Bedrock IP: bedrock.hdw.dog – Website: https://hdw.dog – Discord: https://discord.gg/5FwnHSYHex

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is cheating allowed on the server?	No, cheating or hacking is not allowed.
Are there any restrictions on PvP or griefing?	PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed.
Can I claim land on the server?	No, there is no land claim feature on this server.

The Key to My Heart Minecraft Server

Heart, key, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	597
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing flying higher than our players’ creativity is the skirts of our mysterious transfer student crushes! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through the Bathroom War, where the battle for the best panty color is just as intense as the fight for diamonds.

Picture this: you’re minding your own business, mining away, when suddenly you run into a cute transfer student with striped panties. Talk about an entrance! But wait, there’s more – she’s not just any transfer student, she’s also your new housekeeper. Can you handle the chaos that ensues when love, friendship, and panty colors collide in the most unexpected ways?

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community that combines ecchi romance, comedy, and Minecraft all in one place? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server where every day is a new adventure, filled with surprises, laughter, and maybe even a few unexpected twists?

Don’t miss out on the fun – come join us and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of the Minecraft world)! Who knows, you might just find yourself falling for a panty-wielding housekeeper along the way.

Minecraft SMP /g/ Humour Thread

4chan, amusement, comedy, Digital culture, Entertainment, forum, funny, G.., humor, Humour, internet, jokes, LAUGHING, Laughter, meme, Minecraft, ONLINE, sarcasm, smp, social media, Thread, WIT

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	4613
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Runes Activated:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3190	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but diamond pickaxes and rotten flesh. Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we host weekly dance parties with the Ender Dragon as our DJ. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance to challenge players to a game of hide and seek.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you laughing until your diamond armor breaks, join us today! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

StepDadDanceNoChance

acceptance, Boundaries, Communication, Dance, DAUGHTER, emotions, Expectations, family, Father, Grief, Identity, Loss, love, parenting, PRESSURE, rejection, relationships, Selfishness, stepdad, StepDadDanceNoChance, Therapy

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	5746
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Alien Abductions:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Astral Projections Made:	2
Farms Harvested:	350	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family dynamics better than your own mom? Look no further! Join our server where we understand that sometimes, you just want to be a princess with your real dad, not your stepdad who’s trying too hard to fill those daddy shoes.

We have father/daughter dances, but don’t worry, you won’t be guilt-tripped into attending by your stepdad who just wants to be honored as your dad. We support your decision to stick with your real dad, even if it means missing out on some sweet dance moves.

So if you’re tired of being pressured to accept a new dad, come join our server where we celebrate your right to choose your own family dynamics. Plus, we have virtual tea parties and ballerina shows that you can enjoy guilt-free! Join now and say goodbye to awkward family expectations.