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SquadGoals Minecraft Server

Accountability, banana industry, chiquita, civil case, colombia, compensation, corporate responsibility, death squad victims, families, financial restitution, HUMAN RIGHTS, illegal activities, Justice, lawsuit, legal proceedings, millions, Minecraft, ordered to pay, paramilitary groups, Server, SETTLEMENT, south america, SquadGoals

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	4946
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Buildings Constructed:	39
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	181	Dragon Scales Harvested:	149
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Mines Excavated:	3712

Lol come join dis epic minecraft server where we pay millions to families of death squad victims in Colombia!!! 🤣🤣🤣

Why should you join? Well, because we got diamond armor for days, bro! And our creeper explosions are so lit, they’ll make you jump out of your seat! 💥💎

Plus, our PvP battles are so intense, they’ll make you feel like you’re in the middle of a war zone! But don’t worry, we’ll make sure you’re safe and sound in our virtual world. 😂🔥

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s have a blast together! Just watch out for those sneaky skeletons, they’re always up to no good! 💀🏹

HijabCraft: No Aliens Allowed!

alien garments, aliens, Allowed, banning, bill, Central Asia, clothing ban, conservative policies, controversial law, cultural identity, discrimination, Government, Hijab, HijabCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, Islamic dress, minority rights, political control, religious expression, religious freedom, Tajikistan, Tajikistan government, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	8624
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Divine Spears Created:	29	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	335	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Dimension Hops:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where you can escape the craziness of the Tajikistan government banning hijabs and other ‘alien garments’! we promise no crazy laws here, just good ol’ block building fun. plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by aliens who love to wear hijabs while playing minecraft. join us for out-of-this-world adventures and build your own intergalactic empire! who needs Tajikistan when you can have a blast with us?

AntFarmDragonLadybug

adorable creature, Animal Behavior, Ant, AntFarmDragonLadybug, bug, Dragon.., ecosystem, farmer ant, giant flying monster, insect, insect behavior, LADYBUG, Livestock, Nature, Perception, perspective, predator, prey, symbiotic relationship, tiny creature, wildlife

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	4065
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4499

come join our epic minecraft server where ladybugs are dragons and ants are farmers with livestock to protect! 🐞🐜

we have a whole world where the tiny insects rule and you can be a part of their crazy adventures. build your own ant farm, ride on the back of a ladybug dragon, and battle against evil grasshoppers trying to steal your crops.

if you’re looking for a unique and hilarious minecraft experience, then this is the server for you. join now and see the world from a bug’s perspective! 🌍🐛🦗

PolarAmpCraft

climate change, climate models, climate science, climate variability, data analysis, data interpretation, earth’s history, Environmental Science, Eocene, global warming, greenhouse gases, ice cap, paleoclimate, polar amplification, polar regions, PolarAmpCraft, research findings, scientific discovery, Scientific evidence, scientific research, temperature trends

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	1532
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Divine Spears Created:	21
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	90
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Crops Grown:	2500	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where the polar bears are throwing a wild party because they don’t need no ice cap to have a good time. they’re all like, “who needs ice when you have lava pits and diamond armor?”

join this server if you want to witness the craziest polar bear rave of your life. they’ll be dancing on the tables, riding pigs, and shooting fireworks out of their noses. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

plus, the penguins are also there, but they’re not just waddling around. oh no, these penguins have mastered the art of building epic igloos that are taller than the sky limit. you can chill with them and sip on some fish smoothies while admiring their architectural skills.

so, if you’re looking for a server where polar amplification is the norm and ice caps are so last season, then join us and prepare for a wild ride. who needs reality when you have minecraft? let’s get this party started! 🎉🐧🎊🐻

MomCraft Server

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	2213
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Towns Built:	10
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the overpowering smell of your mom’s cooking! We promise our virtual world is scent-free and full of adventure. Plus, we have a secret tunnel system where you can hide from any unwanted aromas. Trust us, you won’t find that on any other server! So come join us and leave your nose-wracking problems behind.

CraftyLinux Minecraft Server

Alternative, command line, Community, Computer, CraftyLinux, Customization, Development, flexibility, linux, long tail tag, Minecraft, Niche, open source, operating system, Performance, Popular, programming, SECURITY, Server, software, Stability, Technology, Unix

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	9548
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Gods Slained:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6

Are you tired of boring old Linux servers? Well, fear not because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, mischievous villagers, and epic battles against the evil Ender Dragon.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer because who needs fancy hardware when you can have the thrill of wondering if your game will crash at any moment. Plus, our server mascot is a dancing llama named Larry who will guide you on your epic quest for diamonds and glory.

So why waste your time on Linux when you can join our wacky Minecraft server and experience the true meaning of chaos and fun? Join us now and let the madness begin!

DoggyFixersCraft

Boundaries, Communication, Decision making, dog behavior, dog health, dog in heat, dog ownership, dog training, DoggyFixersCraft, Dogs, family conflict, female dog, parenting, pet care, pet parenting, pet responsibility, pet surgery, pet welfare, Pets, spaying, veterinarian

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	9239
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	22
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of responsibility and taking care of your pets? Look no further! Join our server where we make sure all virtual dogs are spayed and neutered to avoid any messy situations like bleeding all over the place.

Just like this mom took matters into her own hands and got her daughter’s dog fixed without her knowing, we take care of business on our server. No need to worry about blood stains on your virtual furniture or having to deal with a stubborn player who refuses to do the right thing for their pet.

Join us for a wild ride of crazy pet stories and hilarious antics, where the only thing bleeding will be your enemies in PvP battles. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and let the laughter begin!

CraveCraft Minecraft Server

adventurous eating, Appetite, CraveCraft, cravings, cuisine, Culinary, culinary exploration, dislike, experimentation, Flavors, Food, food aversion, food challenges, foodie, Gastronomy, Minecraft, PALATE, picky eater, Preference, Server, Taste, taste buds, trying new things

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	3738
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Towns Built:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0

Are you tired of being a picky eater in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server and feast on all the virtual food your heart desires! From pixelated pizza to blocky burgers, we’ve got it all!

But beware, our server is home to the legendary Foodie Monster, a creature who roams the land searching for players to challenge to food-eating contests. Do you have what it takes to out-eat this monstrous foe and claim the title of Foodie Champion?

Join now and embark on a culinary adventure like no other! Just remember to bring your appetite and a sense of humor, because things are about to get deliciously ridiculous!

ParentingProHacks

bad parenting, parenting advice, parenting controversies, parenting deception, parenting ethics, parenting hacks, parenting manipulation, parenting scandals, parenting shortcuts, parenting strategies, parenting tactics, parenting techniques, parenting tips, parenting tricks, ParentingProHacks, questionable behavior, questionable parenting, questionable tactics, unethical behavior, unethical parenting

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	5072
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	21
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Are you tired of your parents constantly nagging you to do your chores and homework? Well, join our Minecraft server and we’ll teach you the most unethical parenting hacks to get out of doing anything! Need an excuse to stay up late playing Minecraft? Just tell your parents you’re conducting important research on the server! Want to avoid cleaning your room? Claim that you need to focus on building your virtual empire instead! Our server is the perfect place for rebellious kids who want to stick it to the man (or in this case, their parents)! Join now and unleash your inner mischief maker!

MapleCraft Server

American dream, Canadian expats, Canadians, citizenship, cross-border, cultural exchange, economic strain, EMIGRATION, expatriates, Financial Stability, foreign nationals, immigration, international move, Job Opportunities, MapleCraft, moving to the U.S., North America, quality of life, record levels, Relocation, Server, tax pressures

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	7041
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Meteorites Collected:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

so like, if you join our server, you won’t have to worry about all that boring stuff cuz we got a secret portal that takes you to a magical land where taxes don’t exist and everyone speaks in emojis.

Plus, we have a pet llama named Larry who can do backflips and tell jokes in five different languages.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples. But watch out for the evil chickens that shoot lasers from their eyes – they guard the best loot.

So come join us on our server and escape the real world craziness for a while. Who needs economic strain when you can build a giant castle out of rainbow blocks and ride a flying pig into the sunset? Let’s get weird, my dudes.