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MysticalCraft Minecraft Server

#authorities, arson, Blaze, Claims, Damage, Destruction, emergency, engulfed, Fire, flames, Incident, investigation, investigation underway, Minecraft, Mysterious, MysticalCraft, response, Russian Shahed, Server, smoke, suspicious, Ukrainian Intelligence, warehouse

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	2447
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Farms Harvested:	919
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	6690
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5

Yo, so like, have you heard about this crazy server? It’s like, so lit, you won’t believe it! We got this Russian Shahed warehouse that’s on fire, but like, it’s all mysterious and stuff. Ukrainian intelligence is all like, “Whoa, what’s going on here?” But don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun on our server. Join us and uncover the truth behind the blazing warehouse. Plus, there’s like, hidden treasure and secret passages to explore. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so come join us and see what all the hype is about!

CraftyCreeperClan

Afghan women, Afghanistan, CraftyCreeperClan, discrimination, gender inequality, gender segregation, Globalnews.ca, hearing each other, HUMAN RIGHTS, Islamic law, Misogyny, national, oppressive law, oppressive regime, patriarchal society, Taliban, Taliban bans, Taliban rule, women’s freedom, women’s voices silenced, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	7647
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	6

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND ESCAPE THE CRAZY TALIBAN BANS! WE PROMISE NO ONE WILL BAN YOU FROM HEARING EACH OTHER, UNLESS YOU’RE YELLING TOO LOUD IN THE CHAT! EXPLORE OUR WACKY WORLD FILLED WITH GIANT LLAMAS AND FLOATING PIGS! BUILD A HOUSE MADE ENTIRELY OF DIAMOND BLOCKS AND WATCH IT TURN INTO A GIANT RAINBOW! JOIN NOW BEFORE THE TALIBAN TRIES TO BAN US TOO! #MinecraftFreedom #NoTalibanAllowed

PlongieCraft

Biomes, Chat, Dimensions, Dogs, Dungeons, Economy, Kingdoms, Magic, Minecraft, Modpack, Pirates, PlongieCraft, RPG, Server, smp, Technic, Trading, Trailer, Villages, warrior, weapons, wizard

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	2601
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13

Server Information
Server IP	plongie.com
Discord	Join Discord

Trailer
View Trailer

About PlongieCraft
PlongieCraft is a Fantasy RPG adventure and community server where players can engage in epic adventures, build kingdoms, sail ships, and explore new biomes.

Features
– Choose from different classes and skills	– Trade in a growing economy	– Explore new structures and dungeons	– Sail ships with cannons for PvP	– Hire recruits to build an army	– Find magical loot and special weapons

Modpack
– Includes mods like The Aether, Blueskies, Better End, Aquamirae, Deep Darker, and more	– Features Dragon mounts, Iron spellbooks, and a new level system	– Not pay to win

Additional Features
– Screenshots available here and here	– Quests, guilds, and new dimensions in development	– LoTR and Skyrim music pack coming soon	– Proximity chat available	– Server backups to prevent griefing

Join the Adventure
We welcome all players to join our growing community on PlongieCraft. Come experience the fantasy RPG world and enjoy the adventures with us!

FAQ
Q: How can I join the server?	A: You can join by connecting to the server IP: plongie.com
Q: Are there different classes to choose from?	A: Yes, players can choose from different classes and skills to specialize in.
Q: Is the server pay to win?	A: No, the server is not pay to win.
Q: Are there server backups to prevent griefing?	A: Yes, the server regularly backs up to prevent griefing incidents.
Q: Can I sail ships in the game?	A: Yes, players can sail ships with cannons for PvP battles.

Future Craftrealm 1.21

2025, Accomplishments.., Achievements, aspirations, challenges overcome, Craftrealm, dreams, Future, goals, Gratitude, Long-term goals, looking forward, Milestones, New Year, personal growth, Planning, progress, Reflection, resolutions, self improvement, success

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	669
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7

OMG, like, join dis Minecraft server cuz in 2024 we accomplished so much crazy shiz! We built a giant statue of a potato, we discovered a hidden village of llamas, and we created a roller coaster that goes through a volcano! Like, who even does that in real life, amirite?! Join now for more wild adventures and potato statues, cuz 2025 is gonna be even more cray-cray!

City Building Minecraft SMP

Anime, building, Characters, city, city building, creativity, culture, Economy, FANTASY, Government, imagination, Infrastructure, isekai, light novel, Magic, Manga, Minecraft, Plot, smp, society, storytelling, Technology, transportation system, world-building

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	8111
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Farms Harvested:	710
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Secret Passages Found:	8

Are you tired of building the same old boring cities in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our SMP is the ultimate isekai city-building experience! Join us and transport yourself to a whole new world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of TNT).

Our server is home to the most eccentric builders you’ll ever meet. Want to build a skyscraper made entirely out of diamond blocks? Go for it! How about a floating castle in the sky guarded by dragons? No problem! The crazier your ideas, the better.

But that’s not all – our SMP is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of trading. Want to get your hands on some enchanted diamond armor? Just trade a few stacks of dirt with our shady villager friends and it’s yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and let your wildest isekai city dreams come to life! Just be prepared for the occasional creeper explosion or unexpected visit from a wandering trader selling suspiciously rare items. It’s all part of the fun!

BedroomBattles Minecraft Server

aita, BEDROOM, BedroomBattles, Boundaries, brother, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Fairness, family dynamics, Girlfriend, living situation, Minecraft, personal space, privacy, relationships, Rent, roommates, Server, sharing, sibling, sleeping arrangements

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	5594
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Magic Items Found:	1786	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you’ll never have to give up your bed for anyone, not even your brother’s girlfriend with insomnia!

Join us and build your dream house without worrying about being kicked out every weekend. We believe in equal rights for all players, no matter how many sheep you’ve sheared or diamonds you’ve mined.

Don’t let your brother’s girlfriend’s sleeping habits dictate your Minecraft experience. Come join us and sleep soundly knowing that your bed is yours and yours alone. Plus, we have a special room just for players who need a nap until 2pm, because we support all types of sleep schedules here.

So come on over to our server, where you can mine, build, and sleep in peace without any room-sharing drama. It’s time to claim your rightful place in the Minecraft world – no more sleeping on the couch for you!

FamAvoiderCraft

AITAH, alcohol, anxiety, Boundaries, christmas, coping, Drunk, Dysfunction, FamAvoiderCraft, family, fear, Fights, holiday, mental health, Mother, Resentment, stress, TOXIC, tradition, wine, Yelling

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	1546
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Meteorites Collected:	0
Ores Mined:	4895	Holy Grails Found:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Are you tired of spending the holidays with your dysfunctional family? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual Christmas extravaganza where the only thing getting thrown around are snowballs, not plates.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your mom criticizing your potato salad-making skills or getting into drunken fights with grandpa. We have a strict no-alcohol policy to ensure a peaceful and drama-free holiday experience.

So ditch the real-life chaos and join us for a jolly good time on our Minecraft server. Who needs family drama when you can build epic structures and explore new worlds with fellow gamers? Say goodbye to holiday stress and hello to blocky bliss!

RedditMilitFailz SMP

bad decisions, career downfall, career failure, career sabotage, career termination, career-ending mistakes, court martial, discipline issues, dishonorable discharge, Military, military career, military misconduct, misconduct, poor judgment, Quickest Way, rapid downfall, reddit, RedditMilitFailz, ruin, smp, soldiers, unethical behavior

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8806
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	49	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	31	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! So, like, one time this dude joined and he thought he was all cool and stuff, but then he accidentally blew up the whole base with TNT and everyone was like “bruh, what are you doing?!” And then he got banned and his Minecraft career was over just like that. Don’t be like that guy, join our server and have a blast blowing stuff up in a totally non-destructive way, I swear. It’s gonna be lit, fam! #minecraftfails #joinusbro

CraftyCreeperKickOut

adult relationships, ask to leave, Boundaries, casual dating, casual encounters, Communication, communication skills, CraftyCreeperKickOut, dating etiquette, Etiquette, gracious exit, hookup culture, Hookups, Manners, mature communication, one night stand, polite ways, relationships, Respect, Social Skills, tactful approach

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	4984
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Chimeras Created:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19

Are you tired of awkwardly kicking out your one-night stand the next morning? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has the perfect solution for you! Join us and learn the most polite and hilarious ways to ask your virtual one-night stand to leave the next day. From building a giant sign that says “Time to go, buddy!” to creating a maze that leads straight to the exit, the possibilities are endless on our server. So why wait? Join now and say goodbye to awkward goodbyes!

BombCraft2021

2015 nuclear deal, Bomb, BombCraft2021, Diplomacy, foreign policy, global politics, IAEA chief, international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, non-proliferation, nuclear agreement, nuclear capabilities, nuclear inspections, nuclear program, nuclear proliferation, Nuclear Threat, nuclear weapons, sanctions, security threats, united nations

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	432
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Towns Built:	5	Meteorites Collected:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

come join this epic minecraft server where we have nukes and stuff just like iran but way cooler. iaea chief said our server is so lit, it’s like a bomb ready to explode with fun. forget about the old nuclear deal, join us and experience the ultimate explosion of awesomeness. we have crazy builds, insane pvp battles, and so much more. don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the most explosive minecraft server ever!