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ConeThiefCraft

busy roads, Caught, childish, ConeThiefCraft, consequences, convenience, disabled, Elderly, free parking, immature, Mature, Neighbour, parking restrictions, parking space, Replacement, reserve, shopping bags, STAKES, stealing, traffic cone, tricky parking

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	3059
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Secret Passages Found:	2
Zombie Dances:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Star Shards Collected:	258
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where stealing traffic cones is not only encouraged, but rewarded! Imagine a world where you can build your own cone fortress, complete with cone minions to guard your precious loot. Join us and show off your cone-stealing skills to earn the title of Cone King or Queen!

But beware, the Cone Mafia is always watching, ready to challenge you to epic cone heists and cone battles. Will you rise to the top and become the ultimate Cone Boss, or will you be left cone-less and ashamed?

So come on, join our server and let the cone chaos begin! Remember, in this world, cones are king and parking spots are the ultimate treasure. Let the cone wars commence!

CosmicCraft Minecraft Server

Aerospace Forces, Armed Forces, combat troops, CosmicCraft, Defense, deployment, INFANTRY, Kursk Oblast, Military, Military operations, military personnel, military readiness, military resources, military strategy, military tactics, military training, Minecraft, national security, personnel shortages, russia, russia military, Russian army, Server

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	8508
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	3658	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	9

so, like, u ever wanna play minecraft but also feel like u in a war zone? well, do i have the server for u! imagine this: russia deploying their aerospace forces as infantry in kursk oblast cuz they ran outta people. like, who even thinks of that?? but on this server, anything is possible! u can be fighting off creepers with a freakin’ jet fighter, how cool is that?? join now for the most insane minecraft experience of ur life! trust me, u won’t regret it!

KurskCraft: Defend & Conquer

border control, Conflict Resolution, Conquer, crisis management., DEFEND, defensive strategy, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, foreign affairs, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Kursk Oblast, KurskCraft, Military, military intervention, peace negotiations, peacekeeping efforts, Political unrest, russia, security measures, territorial disputes, Troops, Ukraine

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	4446
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Star Shards Collected:	223
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4

LOLZ COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, WHERE WE HAVE 5,000 TROOPS FROM RUSSIA DEFENDING KURSK OBLAST AGAINST UKRAINIAN OFFENSIVE!

WE GOT CREEPERS THAT EXPLODE LIKE NUCLEAR BOMBS AND ZOMBIES THAT DO THE KALINKA DANCE!

JOIN US AND HELP DEFEND KURSK OBLAST FROM THE EVIL UKRAINIANS, OR JOIN THEM AND TRY TO TAKE OVER THE MINECRAFT WORLD!

WE ALSO HAVE A GIANT BEAR BOSS THAT DROPS VODKA AND MATRYOSHKA DOLLS WHEN YOU DEFEAT HIM!

SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT SERVER THIS SIDE OF THE URALS!

BirdFeetNotOP

animal anatomy, animal safety, Animals, avian, biology, bird anatomy, bird behavior, bird characteristics, bird feet, bird safety, BirdFeetNotOP, conductive, electricity, feathers, LUCK, Lucky, Nature, non-conductive, Safety, Science, wildlife

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	4123
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Farms Harvested:	254	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Animals Bred:	165	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97

join our epic minecraft server where bird feet are not conductive and you can ride on flying pigs while battling evil llamas with laser eyes. our server is so lit that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the awesomeness. come build a castle made entirely of cheese and watch as the villagers worship you as their cheese god. if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a land filled with dancing chickens and talking cows. so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Oops! Did Someone Say Grand Finale Event? Come Join Minearchy for Some 1.21 Fun!

AUGUST, Bloodmoon, Challenges, Chaos, Corrupted Mobs Spawn, countdown schedule, Custom Gear, Enchants & Machines, Epic, Event, Events, Finale, Flymode Enabled, Fun, GRAND, Join, Launch, MEGA END BATTLE, Minearchy, minecraft server, new smp, Oops, Random Drops, Skills, smp, SMP RELEASE DAY, Surprises, Tomes

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	2129
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6


Get ready for a week of epic chaos as we countdown to the launch of our new SMP on August 30th! Each day brings new surprises and challenges that will test your skills and shake up the server.

Countdown Schedule:

📜 August 23rd (Friday): TOMES
⚔️ August 24th (Saturday): Custom Gear, Enchants & Machines
🏹 August 25th (Sunday): MEGA END BATTLE
🌕 August 26th (Monday): BloodMoon
🧟 August 27th (Tuesday): Corrupted Mobs Spawn
🎁 August 28th (Wednesday): Random Drops
✈️ August 29th (Thursday): Flymode Enabled
🚀 August 30th (Friday): SMP RELEASE DAY

IP: Java: play.minearchy.com Bedrock: bedrock.minearchy.com Port 19132

FAQ

What is the Grand Finale Chaos Event?

The Grand Finale Chaos Event is a week-long event leading up to the launch of the new SMP server on August 30th. Each day will feature different challenges and surprises to keep players engaged and excited.

How do I participate in the Chaos Event?

To participate in the Chaos Event, simply log in to the server each day to see what new challenges await. Be prepared for anything as the server gets shaken up with new surprises.

What is the SMP Release Date?

The SMP Release Date is set for August 30th. On this day, the new SMP server will officially launch, giving players a fresh start and new adventures to embark on.

What IP do I use to join the server?

For Java players, use play.minearchy.com. For Bedrock players, use bedrock.minearchy.com with Port 19132.

HahaCraft Minecraft Server

anti-Trump, comedic critique, funny, haha, HahaCraft, humor, laughing at politics, laughing at Trump, Minecraft, Political Comedy, political commentary, political humor, political jokes, Political satire, presidential jokes, presidential mockery, satire, Server, Trump administration, Trump jokes, Trump mockery, Trump Sucks

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	9396
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Enchantments Applied:	69
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	399
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Votes:	692

Are you tired of building walls in Minecraft only to have them torn down by creepers? Look no further than our server, where we have banned all creepers in honor of our favorite slogan, “Trump Sucks!” Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive fun and political satire. Build the biggest, most beautiful structures you can imagine, and watch them stand tall against all odds. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know who you might run into. So come on and join us, because on this server, the only thing that sucks is Trump!

PixelatedPals Minecraft SMP – >30 LINK

>30 LINK, backlinking, content strategy, Digital Marketing, gt30, keyword research, Link, link building, long tail tag, meta tags, Minecraft, online marketing, online presence, online visibility, organic search, PixelatedPals, search engine optimization, search engine ranking, Seo, smp, web analytics, website optimization, website performance, website promotion, website traffic

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	5789
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the sheep are rainbow colored and the creepers dance the cha-cha!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself! The player danced the night away with skeletons and zombies until the sun came up. True story.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of regular old boring ones. Imagine the riches you could have with a whole coop of Diamond Chickens!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziness for yourself. Just be sure to watch out for the flying pigs and exploding cows. Trust us, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

DiaperDutyDenied

aita, Babysitting, Boundaries, childcare, Communication, Decision making, diaper changing, DiaperDutyDenied, family dynamics, Gender Roles, guilt tripping, judgment, long tail, medical reasons, nervousness, paraprofessional experience, parenting, Personal preferences, Potty training, responsibilities, sibling relationships

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	3949
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	7958	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Meteorites Collected:	3

Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft server to join? Well, look no further than our server! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you a little story that will have you rolling on the floor laughing!

So, imagine this: you log onto our server and you’re immediately thrown into a world where changing diapers is the ultimate challenge. Yes, you heard that right. Diapers. You’ll be faced with changing virtual diapers left and right, and trust me, it’s not as easy as it sounds.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with family drama that will keep you entertained for hours. From siblings refusing to change diapers to parents guilt-tripping you for not stepping up, it’s a rollercoaster of emotions that you won’t want to miss.

And hey, if you think changing diapers in real life is tough, just wait until you try it in Minecraft. It’s a whole new level of chaos that will have you questioning your life choices.

So come join our server and experience the diaper-changing madness for yourself. Who knew Minecraft could be this hilarious? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

NormalNotNormal – Minecraft SMP

common practices, Cultural differences, customs, different, everyday life, habits, Individuality, Minecraft, normal, NormalNotNormal, norms, Perception, personal beliefs, Personal experiences, perspective, smp, social constructs, societal expectations, societal norms, Subjective, Traditions, Unconventional, Unique

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	8642
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Dragons Tamed:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is digging for diamonds and building bland houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the cows wear top hats and the creepers do the cha-cha slide!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond chicken nugget that grants you unlimited chicken nuggets for life!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Rainbow Sheep, who prances around leaving a trail of glitter wherever it goes. If you can catch the Rainbow Sheep and sheer its magical wool, you’ll be granted the power of flight for a whole day!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on a journey full of laughter, adventure, and absurdity! Who knows what crazy antics you’ll get up to next?

NotCheatingButCrafting

accusations, Cheating, Commitment, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Defense, emotional intelligence, Empathy, fidelity, Honesty, love, loyalty, Men, misunderstanding, NotCheatingButCrafting, perspective, Reassurance, reddit, relationships, Support, Trust

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	5788
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Runes Activated:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Are you tired of being accused of cheating in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can cheat all you want without any consequences! Build secret hideouts for your side pieces, create elaborate traps to catch your significant other snooping around, and even have a pet parrot that squawks “I’m faithful, I swear!” every time your partner logs on. Join now and cheat your way to victory!