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WallWars Minecraft Server

China, face the wall, globo homo, INVADING, killing, Leftists, Minecraft, Minions, nigs, Palestinans, POL, raping, russia, Server, support Palestine, trannies, WallWars, West, Zion order, Zionists

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	9856
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	30	Buildings Constructed:	17
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	78
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Are you tired of being invaded by Palestinians and leftists in Minecraft? Join our server and align yourself with the mighty Zionists to protect your virtual homeland! We stand strong against globo homo and leftists, making us the last beacon of the West in the Minecraft world. Russia and China know their place in our new Zion order, so join us before it’s too late! Don’t let trannies and nigs take over your virtual country – join us and watch them cry as we defend our territory!

KrystalGoneWild Minecraft SMP

#announcement, Archive, archive site, Closure, Dead, End.., Farewell, FINAL, Goodbye, INFORMATION, Krystal, krystal archive, krystalarchive.com, KrystalGoneWild, Minecraft, News, not a drill, ONLINE, Shutdown, smp, update, Website

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	421
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Void Gems Collected:	16	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Divine Spears Created:	28	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, it killed the Krystal Archive! That’s right, our server is so epic that it caused a digital apocalypse. Join us if you dare, and witness the chaos and mayhem that ensues. From exploding cows to flying pigs, anything can happen on our server. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

BoobiesAwayCraft

#breastfeeding, adjustment, baby’s needs, Behavior, BoobiesAwayCraft, Coworkers, discomfort, ESSENTIAL, humor, inappropriate comments, joking around, male friends, Natural, reactions, social settings, Support, topless, undermine, unsupported, valid concerns

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	4255
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	166	Runes Activated:	3
Towns Built:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Villages Defended:	11
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama and looking for a place to escape? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of chaos.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, a herd of mischievous cows invade your land. But fear not, because our server is equipped with magical cow-repelling powers that will have those pesky bovines running for the hills in no time.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this insane story? One time, a player accidentally turned their entire house into a giant block of cheese. Yes, you read that right – cheese! But instead of panicking, they embraced their cheesy fate and threw the most epic cheese-themed party the server had ever seen.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures you’ll ever encounter. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than the legendary Ender Dragon. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!

CraftyVaxMistakes Minecraft Server

CraftyVaxMistakes, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	7048
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66	Dragon Scales Harvested:	223

so, like, u know how the u.s. was all like “yo philippines, we kinda messed up with that whole anti-vax thing, our bad”? well, imagine if that was a minecraft server, but instead of anti-vax propaganda, we got secret diamond giveaways and epic build battles! join us for a wild ride of missteps and madness, where the only thing contagious is the fun! come build with us and leave the drama at the door, cuz on this server, we only spread positivity and pixely goodness! so grab your pickaxe and join us for a crazy adventure that’ll have u saying “what in the world just happened?!” in the best way possible!

KoreaCraft: Not North, Just South

Asian countries, cultural mix-up, diplomatic incident, embarrassing mistake, event organizers, flag mix-up, global audience, international event, KoreaCraft, media blunder, mistaken announcement, mistaken identity, mistaken identity scandal, mistaken introduction, national pride, news headline, north, North Korea, olympics, South, south korea, sports event, viral moment

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	9655
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	472
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

u know wat else is a mistake? not joining this epic minecraft server! we got more twists and turns than south korea being called north korea at the olympics. trust me, u dont wanna miss out on the chaos and fun we have here.

we got pigs that can fly, creepers that dance, and diamonds that talk! join us and be part of the craziest adventure of ur life. and if u think u can handle it, we even have a secret underground maze filled with treasure and traps.

so come on, join us and be part of the madness. who knows, maybe u’ll even find the legendary golden chicken that lays diamond eggs. yeah, it’s that wild here. so what are u waiting for? join now and let the insanity begin!

CraftyLotteryLawsuits

compensation, CraftyLotteryLawsuits, Deception, Digital Marketing, facebook, false advertising, fraudulent, fund, Gaming, jackpot, Justice, lawsuit, Lawsuits, legal action, legal battle, Lottery, mobile game ads, MONEY, scam, social media, winning

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	9866
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1

So, like, you know how you see those dumb ads for mobile games on Facebook that are, like, totally fake and make you wanna smash your phone? Well, imagine a Minecraft server that’s the complete opposite of that hot mess!

Join our server and you’ll be transported to a magical land where pigs can fly, creepers are actually friendly, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mythical creature who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Rumor has it that if you defeat Blocky, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond pickaxe that can mine through bedrock like it’s butter!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Who needs a lottery win when you’ve got a server this awesome?!

CraftyCreeper

Economy, PvP, Survival, Survival Multiplayer Mobs Economy Rewards Land claiming Non-Pay-To-Win Cosmetics Store Rank up system Balanced Community Quests PVP Plugins Whitelist Dedicated Custom Events Mini-games

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	7337
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Towns Built:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Zombie Dances:	1

CraftyCreeper is a Survival Multiplayer with tougher mobs and a player rank up system. We have a balanced economy with rewards and land claiming! Here we focus on creating a Non-Pay-To-Win atmosphere… Check out our CraftPass in our store for 250+ Cosmetics items!

Play.CraftyCreeper.com

crazyplayer

Active, Charm, crazy, CrazyPlayer, Cross-Play, Entertainment, Features, Fun, game systems, Minecraft, Platform, Powers, PvP, Server, Skyblock, Survival, Updated, Version

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	3041
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Alien Abductions:	5

CrazyPlayer is the best and most entertaining platform that will attract your attention with its fascinating survival charm. You will not understand how time flies with its updated active powers, latest version and various game systems full of features that will constantly help you. Make CrazyPlayer your go-to place for fun and join the crazy fun.

mc.crazyoyuncu.com

FearlessCraft Minecraft Server

“Youth, courage, embracing vulnerability, emotional intelligence, facing challenges, facing fears, fear, FearlessCraft, growth, hurt, learning, life lessons, Minecraft, MISTAKES, Overcoming, personal development, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, Server, Vulnerability, wisdom

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	9124
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Ores Mined:	7275
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we guarantee you’ll be blindsided by the most epic adventures and hilarious mishaps!

Join us if you want to learn what it truly means to fear a creeper sneaking up on you while you’re busy mining diamonds. Trust us, the heart palpitations are totally worth it!

We encourage making mistakes while you’re young on our server because who knows, maybe accidentally building a giant statue of a potato instead of a castle will become your claim to fame. Embrace the chaos and let your creativity run wild!

So come on, don’t be afraid to take risks and join our server for a rollercoaster ride of laughter, surprises, and maybe even a little bit of fear (but in a fun way, we promise). See you in the game!

Minecraft SMP: Mama’s Miners United

Call, catchy, Dance, Entertainment, family, funny, humor, love, Lyrics, MAMA, mamas, Minecraft, miners, Motherhood, Music, my, parenting, Party, smp, somebody, somebody call my mama, song, trending, United, viral

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	9297
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Welcome to the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player built a house entirely out of diamond blocks just because they could. Another player rode a pig off a cliff and survived because they had a feather falling 1000 enchantment on their boots. And don’t even get me started on the time someone tamed a creeper and used it as a pet!

But that’s not all! Our server is so crazy that one time a group of players started a llama racing league and bet their entire inventories on the winner. And let’s not forget the time someone built a roller coaster that went through the Nether and ended up in the End dimension. It was a wild ride, to say the least!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity, then come join us! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of chaos because on this server, anything goes. Somebody call my mama, this Minecraft SMP is off the charts!

UncleCreepBlock

Boundaries, boyfriend’s uncle, Communication, compromise, Confrontation, Cultural differences, cultural sensitivity, discomfort, family dynamics, Family Reunion, Family Values, generational gap, inconsiderate, language barrier, personal space, relationship conflict, Respect, sleeping arrangements, trust issues, UncleCreepBlock, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	8306
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Star Shards Collected:	286

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sharing a bed with strangers is strictly prohibited!

Join us for a three-day getaway filled with block parties and family reunions. But beware, you may be asked to sleep next to an old man or even an uncle you’ve never met before. Don’t worry, our server rules allow you to refuse and make arrangements to sleep with friends instead.

Experience the thrill of navigating awkward family dynamics and standing up for your comfort in our virtual world. Who knows, you might even end up having to make a tough decision between sleeping next to a cousin or a relative.

So come join us on our server, where you can escape real-life family drama and create your own hilarious stories in the world of Minecraft! Just remember, trust is key, especially when it comes to sharing a bed with virtual strangers.