walking dildos – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

DildoCraft Minecraft Server
Absurd, BIZARRE, control, controversial, dark humor, DildoCraft, Domination, humor, Minecraft, Oppression, power, Ran, Ridiculous, satire, Seething, Server, social commentary, society, strange, surreal, taboo, walking dildos, world
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the world is literally run by seething walking dildos! Don’t worry, they may be a bit prickly but they’re actually quite friendly once you get to know them. Join our server for a truly unique experience where you can build, mine, and survive in a world where sex toys reign supreme.
But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with enchanted dildos that grant special powers to those brave enough to find them. Will you be the one to wield the power of the almighty Vibrating Sword?
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a thriving economy based on trading rare sex toys and exotic materials. You can become the richest player on the server by selling your prized collection of butt plugs and fleshlights.
So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional rogue dildo). See you in the world of seething walking dildos!

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Cunt Fixer Minecraft Server
anger, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, coping mechanisms, Cunt, Emotional Abuse, emotional intelligence, Empathy, Fixer, forgiveness, Frustration, healing, mental health, Minecraft, name-calling, personal growth, relationships, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, Server, Therapy, toxic behavior, Understanding
Are you tired of dealing with toxic players on other Minecraft servers? Look no further, because on our server, we have a strict no-cunt policy! Join us and never have to worry about dealing with rude players again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually haunted by the ghost of a player who was banned for being too much of a bitch. Will you be brave enough to face her wrath? Join now and find out!

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Bag – Minecraft SMP Blue Archive General #6661
4koma, Account XP, Archive, BAG, Banners, Blue, blue archive, Bounties, Commissions, Decagrammaton, Events, general, guides, HOD, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Livin’ on Sweets, Manga, Mari, mine, Minecraft, PVs, Resources, Sakurako, Scrimmages, Serenade Promenade, shorts, Side Content, smp, The Fury of Set, Total Assault
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more chaos than a creeper explosion!
Join us for the chance to meet Mari, the limited edition idol who can serenade you with her enchanting voice. Or maybe you prefer Sakurako, the idol who can dance circles around the competition. And let’s not forget about Mine, the welfare idol who will mine her way into your heart.
But wait, there’s more! Take part in events like Serenade Promenade, where you can show off your singing skills, or Decagrammaton, where you can summon the power of the ten commandments to wreak havoc on your enemies.
And don’t miss out on our crazy content like Limit Break Assault: Chokmah, where you’ll face off against special armored foes, or Total Assault: Gregorius, where you’ll experience insane and torment like never before.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience a world of madness and mayhem like never before! Who needs boring old servers when you can have this level of insanity?

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Darkin Network
Custom Enchants, Darkin Network, Factions, MCMMO, Minecraft, Newbies, Quests, spawner grinding, Veterans
A newly created factions server that is perfect for all types of players, from veterans to newbies. Server uses spawner grinding, McMMO, quests, custom enchants and more to make your experience fun.
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EclipseCraft 1.20.6 Minecraft server
Building Skills, Castles, Cities, Collaborative projects, construction, Discord, EclipseCraft, epic buildings, friendly community, minecraft server, Original Gameplay, Parkour, player community, Pure, Resource Gathering, Spleef, supportive atmosphere, Survival, survival mode, Updates, Vanilla, welcoming atmosphere
1.Pure vanilla experience:
No mods or plugins: Play Minecraft the way the developers intended. We don’t have any modifications, just pure, original gameplay.
Updates: We always keep the server up to date so you can enjoy the latest updates and new features.
Player community:
2.Friendly community:
Our server is renowned for its welcoming and supportive atmosphere. Here you will find like-minded people ready to help and share their advice.
Collaborative Projects: Build, explore and fight together with other players. Participate in joint projects and create amazing buildings.
3.Survival and construction:
Survival Mode: Test your survival skills. Explore the world, get resources, build your houses and protect yourself from mobs.
Epic Buildings: Show off your imagination and building skills. Build castles, cities and unique structures that will impress other players.
Our Discord – https://discord.gg/uPPsZVc92Q
play.eclipsecraft.fun

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Desperate Dems Minecraft Server
Campaign, challenge, control, democrats, Dems, DESPERATE, Desperation, election, Frustration, influence, leadership, Manipulation, Minecraft, opposition, Party, Political, power, Server, strategy, Struggle, Tactics, uncertainty
Are you tired of all the political drama? Come join our Minecraft server where Democrats are getting so desperate, they’re building secret underground bases to hide from the Republicans! Watch as they try to navigate through treacherous traps and challenges set up by their opponents, all while trying to pass their own legislation to ban creepers from exploding near their precious builds. Join now for a chance to witness the most epic political showdown in Minecraft history!

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SSD to NVME Upgrade Minecraft SMP
Adata, comparison, Computer, data transfer, Hardware, HDD, Kingston, Minecraft, NVMe, Performance, SATA, Slow, smp, Solid-state Drive, SPEED, SSD, Storage, Technology, technology upgrade, Troubleshooting, Upgrade, upgrade process
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even our storage upgrades are more exciting than a creeper explosion! Join us as we embark on a quest to uncover the mysteries of why that old Kingston Sata SSD was as slow as a snail riding a turtle. Rumor has it that the ghosts of ancient Minecraft players haunt its digital corridors, causing lag and frustration for all who dare to use it. But fear not, for with our new Adata NVME, we shall soar through the virtual world at lightning speed, leaving our HDD-like past behind us. So come join us on this epic journey of storage upgrades, ghostly encounters, and maybe even a few unexpected plot twists along the way. Who knows what mysteries await in our pixelated realm? Join now and find out for yourself!

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Santa’s North Pole Minecraft Server
celebration, children, chimney, christmas, cultural icon, festive season, folklore, gift giving, global tradition, holiday, jolly old man, Magic, Minecraft, mythical figure, north, north pole, Pole, reindeer, Saint Nicholas, Santa Claus, Santas, Server, Sleigh, tradition, Winter
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more magical than Santa’s workshop? Well, look no further because our server is where Santa Claus goes to unwind after a long night of delivering presents! That’s right, Santa himself is a regular player on our server, building snowmen and mining for diamonds when he’s not busy spreading holiday cheer. And if Santa doesn’t visit your country, don’t worry – we have our own version of Santa who rides a llama instead of a sleigh and delivers presents made out of enchanted golden apples. So come join us for a jolly good time and experience the holiday spirit all year round!

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the world is ending Minecraft SMP
Apocalypse, armageddon, desperate plea, Doomsday, End of the World, end times, existential crisis, final judgment, global catastrophe, humanity’s fate, Minecraft, plea for help, plea for mercy, plea for redemption, plea for salvation, plea for survival, salvation, smp, Survival, tell me why you should be saved, the world is ending, uncertain future, world
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to survive the end of the world in style!
Join us and become a part of a wacky community where we fight off zombie pigmen with diamond swords, ride pigs into battle, and build giant statues of Steve out of gold blocks.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is the only place where you can find the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so rare and powerful that it can lay explosive eggs that can destroy entire villages.
So why should you be saved from the end of the world? Because only on our server can you experience the thrill of fighting off hordes of creepers while riding a flying llama with a laser beam attached to its head. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now and become a hero in the craziest Minecraft SMP ever!

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MythFallen Skyblock
Adventure, Boss Battles, challenge, Community, Cross-Play, custom islands, Custom Items, Custom Mobs, Economy, MCMMO, mmorpg, multiplayer, player interaction, Powerful Gear, Progression, RPG, RPG Progression, RPG server, Shops, Skyblock, Survival, World Boss Fights
Welcome to MythFallen – A New RPG Skyblock Experience! Key Features: RPG Progression: Level up your character as you gather resources, upgrade your gear, and strengthen your island. The stronger you become, the tougher the challenges you can face! Custom Mobs: Forget the vanilla mobs—MythFallen features fully custom mobs that will test your skills. From sky creatures to elemental beasts, each mob offers a new challenge. Powerful Gear & Items: Unlock unique weapons, armor, and items through progression. Defeating stronger mobs and world bosses rewards you with powerful loot to help you conquer even more dangerous foes. World Boss Fights: Team up with other players to take down massive world bosses in epic battles! These bosses require strategy, cooperation, and the right gear to defeat. Custom Islands: Build, expand, and customize your Skyblock island. Every player has the freedom to shape their island as they see fit—whether you’re designing a fortress, a farm, or an epic base. Economy & Shops: Utilize our in-game economy system to trade, buy and sell items with other players, or visit shops to get what you need for your next adventure. Friendly Community: Our server is brand new, and we’re excited to grow with you! Join a community of players who are just as eager to explore, fight, and build as you are.
play.mythfallen.pro

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Don’t Peek Minecraft Server
Anime, don’t look, dont, Entertainment, funny, funny reaction, Gaming, humor, Internet Sensation, Kronii, meme, Minecraft, Oh no Kronii, peek, popular video, reaction, reaction video, Scared, scared reaction, Server, trending video, twitch, viral video, virtual youtuber, Vtuber
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments.
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing creepers appear out of nowhere and start busting some serious moves. Or how about the time when a pack of llamas took over the spawn point and declared themselves the rulers of the server? Trust us, you won’t find moments like these anywhere else.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who roams the land and challenges players to epic dance battles. And rumor has it that if you defeat him, you’ll be granted access to a secret disco party hidden deep within the server.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, when Kronii tells you not to look, you know it’s gonna be a crazy good time!

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