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| Players: | 100/200 | Votes: | 3849 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 24 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 11 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 11 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
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