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Blocky Peen Palace

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	9789
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Buildings Constructed:	44	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

yo, u gotta join this minecraft server cuz we got the longest penises in the game, like seriously, they’re so long they can reach the end of the world and back. plus, we got flying pigs that poop diamonds and llamas that spit out rainbow-colored slime balls. if u wanna experience the true meaning of chaos and hilarity, then this server is where u need to be. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the giant chickens that roam the land, they may look cute but they’ll peck ur eyes out if u get too close. join now and prepare for the wildest ride of ur life!

Quantum Time Warp – Minecraft Server

Evidence, Experiment, Minecraft, negative time, Quantum, quantum entanglement, quantum experiment, Quantum Mechanics, quantum physics, quantum theory, research, scientific breakthrough, scientific discovery, Server, spacetime, temporal paradox, theoretical physics, Time, time dilation, time inversion, time manipulation, time reversal, time travel, Warp

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	8710
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Players Killed by Monsters:	5218	Unicorn Sightings:	1

lol u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where time goes backwards and u can undo all ur mistakes? well, this server is like that but in real life! we got quantum physics experiments happening left and right, finding evidence of negative time and stuff. join us and u can be a time traveler in minecraft, going back to fix all the times u fell in lava or got blown up by a creeper. it’s like living in a sci-fi movie but with blocks and zombies. come join the fun and mess with time on our server, it’s a trip you won’t forget!

DeadPurge: Where even the Creepers can’t resist dancing to the beat of the Bedrock!

add-on, ancient cities, Auto Farms, beat, bedrock, building, Community, CREEPERS, dancing, DeadPurge, Discord, end raiding, ender dragon, Exploration, hard mode, Minecraft, Mining, Nether, Players, Realms, Resist, Server, Torches, Underground, username

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	7621
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Emeralds Found:	9080
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	1794	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Rainbows Spotted:	7

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Survival
Mode	Hard
Add-ons	Reallight Reimagined for offhand torches
Days Old	500+
Ender Dragon Defeated	1 time
Community Size	Small (looking to expand)

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: Can I join the server?

A: Yes, please send your discord username to the server owner.

Q: What can I build on the server?

A: You can build whatever you want, as long as it’s not too close to someone else’s build.

Q: How many players are currently on the server?

A: Usually it’s just the server owner and 1 other person, but they are looking to expand the community.

Blocky Cock Rating Minecraft Server

blocky, body image issues, body positivity, Cock, cock rating, Insecurity, male anatomy, Masculinity, mental health, Minecraft, online forums, peer pressure, penis dysmorphia, Rating, seeking reassurance, self esteem, self worth, self-acceptance, Server, Size Comparison, social media, societal standards, support groups, Therapy, validation

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	903
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	264931
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Dimension Hops:	13
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers that don’t understand the struggles of having a small inventory? Look no further, because on our server, we understand that penis dysmorphia is a real issue that affects many players. Join us for a chance to expand your inventory and show off your massive loot to all your friends. Don’t let your pixelated manhood hold you back any longer – join our server today and let your loot grow to epic proportions!

North Carolina Needs Help Minecraft SMP

aid, Assistance, Carolina, Charity, Community, disaster relief, Donations, emergency response, Help, Hope, Hurricane, Minecraft, natural disaster, north, North Carolina, ReBuilding, Recovery, recovery efforts, resilience, smp, solidarity, Support, United, volunteer

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	261
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Astral Projections Made:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only goal is to build a house and mine some diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to save North Carolina from a zombie apocalypse! That’s right, the fate of the entire state rests on your blocky shoulders. Join us and fight off hordes of undead mobs while also building epic bases and forming alliances with other players. Who knew saving a state could be so much fun? So what are you waiting for? Join now and show those zombies who’s boss!

ExBrokeUp4Stupidity – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	9638
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Holy Grails Found:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Are you tired of getting dumped for ridiculous reasons like “you breathe too loudly” or “your pinky toe is too small”? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you! Join us and build a world where your ex’s crazy breakup reasons don’t matter because we’re too busy fighting off zombie pigmen and building giant statues of Nicolas Cage. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, your ex will mysteriously get stuck in a never-ending loop of getting hit by lightning every time they try to log on. So come on, join us and leave your ex in the dust (literally, because we have a lot of dirt blocks).

CraftyTruthsMC

absolute truth, contemplation, CraftyTruthsMC, Curiosity, deep thoughts, Existential, Honesty, inquiry, introspection, Introspective, knowledge, Meaningful, Philosophical, pondering, Profound, question.., Reflection, Self Discovery, Soul searching, truth-seeking, wisdom

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	1018
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Towns Built:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up!

Join us if you want to uncover the mysteries of the universe, like why creepers explode or why villagers trade emeralds for useless junk. Our server is like the Oracle of Minecraft, giving you the absolute truth to any question you ask. Want to know why diamonds are so rare? We’ve got the answer. Curious about why pigs can fly in the Nether? We’ve got the scoop.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to legendary players who have defeated the Ender Dragon blindfolded and built entire cities out of nothing but dirt blocks. Join us if you want to be part of a community that is as wild and wacky as a pack of rabid wolves on a sugar high.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown with the absolute truth of Minecraft’s craziest secrets!

CreeperCult: ‘Abandoned by Iran’

Abandoned, abandonment, Conflict, CreeperCult, Crisis, disillusionment, extremism, foreign intervention, hezbollah, Insecurity, iran, Islamic, lebanon, loyalty, MIDDLE EAST, Militia, Politics, resistance, sectarianism, ShiA, Supporters, Terrorism

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	372
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Crops Grown:	7673
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Yo yo yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, come join our server where we have Hezbollah supporters running wild! They’re all like, “Everyone has abandoned us and now Iran has, too” but who cares when you’re having a blast in Minecraft, am I right?

Join us for some crazy adventures with our Hezbollah crew, building epic structures and battling it out with other players. Who needs allies when you’ve got a squad like this? Plus, you never know what kind of mischief they’ll get into next!

So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and chaos on our server. Who knows, you might even become an honorary member of the Hezbollah supporters group! Just watch out for those TNT traps they like to set up… it’s all in good fun, right? 😜🔥🎮

ChorusSMP

Adventure, boxsmp, Community, Creative, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Factions, Features, Gaming, KitPvP, MCMMO, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, p2w, Plugins, PvE, Roleplay, Server, Survival, Technoblade

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	9003
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Emeralds Found:	6969
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

Come and join us on our brand new Boxsmp server! Community run, and not P2W as most servers are. Bunch of different features like Box, Dungeons, Kitpvp, Events. “Technoblade never dies.”

play.chorussmp.net

🔥ZANNCRAFT.RU🔥 – ZANNPASS❗️ Minecraft server

Adventure, Auto-mine, Cases, Community, Creative, Economy, Fun, Gaming, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Shop, Starter Kit, Survival, ZANNCRAFT, ZANNCRAFT.RU, ZANNPASS

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	5886
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Void Armor Forged:	11
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

The owner of the server “ZANNCRAFT.RU – ZANNPASS” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

zanncraft.ru:19132