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Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 8903 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9034 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 11 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 33 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 99 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 5 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
Join us for a wild ride as we attempt to take on the best Minecraft players in the world. Will we succeed? Probably not. But hey, at least we’ll have a good laugh along the way.
So why should you join this chaotic mess of a server? Well, where else can you find a community that is just as unpredictable and unreliable as the US Men’s Soccer team? Plus, we have llamas. Need I say more?
Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today and see just how far we can go (spoiler alert: probably not very far).