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| Players: | 108/700 | Votes: | 5251 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 13 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
Are you tired of dealing with incompetent store workers who can’t even cut a steak properly? Join our Minecraft SMP where we promise no one will interrupt you while you demand your grassfed steaks!
We have a strict “no wageslave” policy, so you won’t have to deal with overpaid and underworked employees. Plus, if anyone dares to interrupt you, you can challenge them to a duel outside the virtual store!
Come join us and unleash your inner rage in a world where you can demand your steak and eat it too, without any interruptions or excuses. Let’s whip those virtual slaves into shape and create a world where customer service actually means something!
