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Vampires R Us Minecraft Server

AHH, bloodsuckers, catbox, creatures of the night, Dark, Fangs, fear, File, fuck, Horror, Minecraft, night, Scary, scream, Server, spooky, Supernatural, Terror, Undead, Vampires, Video, webm

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	5544
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with vampires, werewolves, and other supernatural creatures that will keep you on your toes.

Our server is so intense that even the mobs are scared to spawn here! We have epic battles between players and monsters that will leave you questioning reality. And don’t even get us started on the vampire drama – it’s like a soap opera, but with blood-sucking fiends!

So, why join our server? Because where else can you witness a vampire trying to ride a pig while being chased by a werewolf? Or watch a creeper explode in fear when it sees our players coming at it with diamond swords?

Join us if you dare, but be warned – once you enter our server, there’s no turning back. Welcome to the chaos!

/CalgCraft – The Coffin of Andy and Leyley Minecraft SMP #214

/calig/, Achievements, Andy, Bonus unlockables, CalgCraft, Coffin, Episode 2 Walkthrough, FhEp5w4qMv4w0A0mMfQ4YqLD5TJuve014, General #214, Leyley, mega.nz, Minecraft, Nemlei, previous games, Progress Report #7, Routes, smp, Stars, Subroutes, the coffin of andy and leyley, Thread 487910652., Translation tool overhaul

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	8180
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Holy Grails Found:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join now for a chance to uncover the mystical Coffin of Andy and Leyley – rumor has it, it holds the key to unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret routes, achievements, and stars waiting to be discovered. And if that’s not enough to entice you, our latest update includes bonus unlockable scenes that will blow your mind!

Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft SMP experience of your life. Join now and become a legend in the world of gaming! Who knows, you might even come across Nemlei’s previous games hidden within our server – it’s like a treasure hunt, but with more explosions and mobs!

RudeSchoolPresenterGriefer

aita, autistic, car safety, Community, culture, deaf, Disrespect, driving test, educate, Hearing, ignorance, Jerk, Language, mockery, presentation, respectful, RudeSchoolPresenterGriefer, School, sign language, smartarse

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	1546
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we welcome all players, no matter their background or abilities! We have a special event where all players must communicate using sign language while playing – it’s a great way to learn and have fun!

Join us and experience the thrill of building and surviving in a world where everyone is encouraged to be themselves. Plus, our drama teacher NPC will be there to guide you through the world with her exaggerated arm movements – don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

So come on in, meet new friends, and maybe even learn a thing or two about deaf culture along the way. And remember, on our server, it’s all about having a good time and embracing diversity! See you there!

ZooCraftersUnited

animal, animal behavior species diversity, anthropology, comparison, discovery, diversity zoology, ecology exploration, encounter animal kingdom, Human, human perspective animal sightings, human-animal interaction, nature exploration animal kingdom comparison, nature observation, species biodiversity, wildlife, wildlife observation environmental science, ZooCraftersUnited

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	9544
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Magic Items Found:	5627
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

so, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u, dis server is like a zoo on steroids, but wit no cages. u can see all da animal species u never even knew existed. we got unicorns, dragons, even a freakin’ sasquatch walkin’ around.

if u join dis server, u can ride a dolphin through da sky, tame a griffin as ur loyal steed, and battle a herd of zombie llamas. trust me, u ain’t never gonna be bored on dis server.

plus, we got a secret underground lair filled wit treasure beyond ur wildest dreams. u just gotta find da secret entrance hidden in da jungle. but be warned, there’s a giant spider guardin’ da entrance.

so, what u waitin’ for? come join dis crazy minecraft server and live out all ur wildest fantasies. just watch out for dat sasquatch, he’s a prankster.

PixelIslands

Arena, Bank, Crates, island values, Islands, Leaderboards, Minecraft, PixelIslands, Shop, Skyblock, Spawn, Teams, tops

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	6876
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Dragon Scales Harvested:	304	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Ores Mined:	6223	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	6237
Votes:	4042	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	3

Skyblock server with islands, spawn, crates, tops, leaderboards, arena, teams, shop, bank, island values, etc

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BrownCraft Minecraft Server

BrownCraft, Browns, discrimination, hate crimes, Hate Speech, INEQUALITY, Jews, marginalized groups, Minecraft, Minority, Oppression, orchestrated, power dynamics, prejudice, racial hierarchy, racism, Server, slaves, social justice, Supremacy, systemic racism, white privilege, Whites

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	1470
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	16	Falling into the Void:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Welcome to our totally not controversial Minecraft server where the tables have turned and whites are now slaves for browns! But don’t worry, it’s all just for fun and games (we swear). And get this, the whole thing was orchestrated by the jews! Who knew they had such a sense of humor, right?

Join us for a wild ride of role-playing and absurdity as you navigate through a world where the unexpected is the norm. Build your own empire, form alliances, and maybe even overthrow the system (if you’re feeling rebellious).

So why wait? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Just remember, it’s all in good fun…we think.

UniGradGamer Minecraft SMP

Entry level career, entry level job, Entry level position, Entry level salary, Finished university, Fluent in at least 2 languages, job experience, Job listings., Job Opportunities, Job salary, Job Search, Junior position listings, language fluency, language skills, Minecraft, Minimum 3 years of experience, Multilingual, Recent graduate, Salary $800/month, smp, Start job hunting, UniGradGamer

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	1161
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5

Are you tired of the real world already? Looking for a way to escape the monotonous grind of job hunting and adulting? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you!

Join us and leave behind the stressful world of minimum 3 years of experience and junior position listings. In our server, the only language you need to be fluent in is Minecraft speak (which consists of a lot of “oofs” and “hmmms”).

And get this, instead of a measly $800/month salary, you can earn diamonds, emeralds, and even netherite just by playing the game! Who needs a real job when you can be a Minecraft millionaire?

So come join us and start living your best blocky life. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the CEO of our server and rule over all the pixelated lands with an iron fist (or diamond sword, whichever you prefer).

HugCraft Minecraft Server

awkward interactions, boundary setting, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, family relationships, generational gaps, HugCraft, Inappropriate Behavior, Minecraft, parent-child relationships, parent’s spouse, parental approval, parental relationships, personal boundaries, privacy invasion, Server, stepfamily issues, stepmom issues, teenage angst, teenage struggles, uncomfortable situations, unwanted affection

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	9111
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Haunted Chests Opened:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape all the awkward family hugs and kisses and dive into a world of blocky adventures!

Join us and say goodbye to those uncomfortable moments when your dad’s wife jumps on you for a hug that lasts way too long. Here, the only thing jumping on you will be friendly Minecraft mobs, ready to help you on your quest to build the ultimate blocky empire.

No more tantrums thrown over refusing kisses, just pure, unadulterated fun as you explore our server and make new friends. And don’t worry, our virtual hugs are strictly PG-rated and come with no strings attached.

So come on in and leave behind those invasive questions about your dating life, because on our server, the only thing we’re interested in is helping you craft the perfect gaming experience. Join now and let the adventures begin!

SpeedyCraft: Ticket Lane

aggressive driving, driving behavior, driving etiquette, fast enough, highway patrol, highway rules, Lane, law enforcement, minimum speed, passing lane, road rage, road safety, speed limit, speeding ticket, SpeedyCraft, tailgating, ticket, ticketable offense, traffic citation, traffic enforcement, traffic laws, traffic violation, Unofficial

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	7547
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Magic Items Found:	2089
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

so like, u know how in minecraft u gotta go fast and stuff? well on this server, if u aint speedin’ in the passin’ lane, u gonna get a speedin’ ticket from the minecraft cops! they be watchin’ u like hawks, ready to pounce on any slowpokes. so if u wanna avoid them pesky tickets, u better join our server and put the pedal to the metal!

we also got this crazy story about a group of creepers who formed a biker gang and now they roam the server, causin’ chaos wherever they go. they ride around on motorcycles made out of TNT and leather armor, blowin’ up anything in their path. but if u join our server, u can join forces with them and become a part of the most explosive gang in all of minecraft!

oh, and did we mention we have a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to party? yeah, that’s right. zombies, skeletons, even the ender dragon, they all come to get down on the dance floor. and if u join our server, u can be the DJ and spin some sick beats for all the mobs to groove to.

so what are u waitin’ for? come join our server and experience the wildest, craziest, most unpredictable minecraft adventure of your life!

CzechCraft ChromoRevolution

biological imaging, cellular structure, ChromoRevolution, chromosome analysis, chromosome structure, cutting-edge technology, czech republic, Czech scientists, CzechCraft, DNA visualization, genetic material, genetic research, genetics, groundbreaking discovery, microscopy, Revolutionary method, scientific achievement, scientific advancement, scientific breakthrough, scientific innovation, scientific research, world’s first images

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	3527
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Meteorites Collected:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50

Yo, dudes and dudettes, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz it’s like, the bomb diggity, ya know? Like, these Czech scientists, they like, totally revolutionized the game, man. They discovered some crazy method to show us the first ever images of chromosome structure in Minecraft.

I know, right? Like, who even thinks of that stuff? But hey, now we can like, build our own chromosome structures in the game and stuff. It’s like, mind-blowing, bro. Plus, there’s like, special quests where you gotta find rare chromosomes hidden in the world.

So come on, join the fun and let’s get chromosomin’!