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| Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 3855 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 23 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 14 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Underground Cities Explored: | 5 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 | Alien Abductions: | 4 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 5 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 15 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 98 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
Hey there, sleepyhead! Wake up and smell the creepers! Our Minecraft SMP is so wild, we had to use experimental technology to reach you in your coma. Who knows where this message will show up – maybe on a pig’s butt in the Nether!
Join us for a coma-inducing adventure like no other. We’ve got diamond armor that makes you invincible, chickens that lay TNT eggs, and a secret underground base filled with cake (because who needs diamonds when you have cake?).
But beware, our server is so intense that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to spawn here. So wake up, join us, and let’s conquer this crazy world together! Who needs reality when you have Minecraft, am I right?
