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| Players: | 103/300 | Votes: | 9139 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Infinity Stones Found: | 5 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 25 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 7 |
Welcome to the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! We’ve got Roman pushing people to the moon, Usos winning tag belts despite being broke, and Solo going from zero to main event in record time. Timmy Tonga and Tonga Loa are dominating with their tag belts, even though they’re total shitters.
Forget about building up credibility, because coconut niggers are taking over the roster spots and ruining everything. No one stands a chance against the bloodline, not even Cena, Fiend, or Prime Finn. Oba Femi is just a jobber waiting to get wrecked by Jacob Fatu on Smackdown.
Join us if you’re ready for chaos, craziness, and coconut niggers taking over the world of Minecraft like never before!
