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CrayonEater69 Minecraft SMP – The Adventures of a Crayon-Loving Retard

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	9170
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Love Letters Sent:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, come join our server where we have a crayon-eating retard named /vt/ who will keep you entertained for hours on end!

Not only that, but we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles, just waiting to trade with you for the rarest items in the game. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted golden carrots.

But beware, our server is also home to a mischievous group of flying pigs who will swoop down and steal your items if you’re not careful. So strap on your diamond armor and join us for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life!

WifeDriver Minecraft Server

Accidents, aita, Asshole, Beer, control, criticism, demerits, Driving, fear, License, Minecraft, nagging, punishment, Server, SPEED, traffic lights, traffic ticket, volvo, Wife, WifeDriver, wine

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	4255
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where driving skills are put to the ultimate test! Join us if you want to prove your worth behind the wheel, unlike the unfortunate soul in the story above.

Imagine a world where your Minecraft character can drive a virtual Volvo without fear of totaling it or getting a traffic ticket. Our server offers the thrill of navigating through pixelated traffic lights, stop signs, and even potential rear-end collisions – all without the nagging of a backseat driver.

But beware, if you dare to criticize another player’s driving skills, you may find yourself banned from the server faster than you can say “I’m a better driver than you!” So buckle up, grab a virtual drink (responsibly, of course), and enjoy the ride on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Just remember, it’s all fun and games until someone crashes into a virtual tree.

WifeCraft BlameGame

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	801
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	13
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your real-life problems? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing until you cry!

Forget about your wife ignoring your calls and getting you fired from your job – on our server, you’ll be too busy building epic structures and battling creepers to even remember what a real job is! Plus, our community is so supportive that you’ll never feel like you’re carrying the weight of the world on your shoulders again.

So come join us on our server and leave all your real-life drama behind! Who needs a job when you can spend all day mining for diamonds and exploring new realms with your fellow players? Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to log off!

SmoothLinezMC SMP

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	8194
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Potions Brewed:	189
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	66	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Are you a redstone torch? Because you light up my world like nobody else! Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll be surrounded by players with pickup lines smoother than a freshly waxed diamond pickaxe. We once had a player who wooed a creeper into becoming their pet with just a single compliment about its explosive personality. Don’t miss out on the chance to find love (or at least some hilarious banter) in our wacky and wonderful world. Join now and prepare to be amazed by the power of pixelated pickup lines!

BlockyConfessions

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	5178
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Votes:	156
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Are you tired of hiding your secret love for building pixelated castles and mining for virtual diamonds? Well, fear no more because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you to unleash your inner block-building beast!

Join us on our server where you can frolic through fields of rainbow sheep, battle zombie pigmen with enchanted diamond swords, and ride on the backs of flying pigs (yes, you read that right).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who doubles as a DJ on weekends, spinning sick beats while you battle it out for the ultimate loot. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to dance-offs for rare treasure.

So come on down to our server and let your guilty pleasure run wild! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

BlockBusterVirusProtection

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	1261
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Emeralds Found:	1210	Void Gems Collected:	12
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Dragon Eggs Found:	2107	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

LOLZ COME JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE U CAN BUILD GIANT STATUES OF ANTI-BODIES TO FIGHT OFF ZOMBIE VIRUSES! OUR SERVER IS SO EPIC, IT OFFERS SWEEPING PROTECTION AGAINST EVOLVING SARS-COV-2 VIRUS! U CAN TEAM UP WITH OTHER PLAYERS TO CREATE A VACCINE FOR THE WHOLE MINECRAFT WORLD! JOIN NOW AND SAVE THE BLOCKY UNIVERSE FROM THE SPREAD OF THE VIRUS! #BLOCKSNOTVIRUSES #MINECRAFTSAVESLIVES

Foreverwaves: The Server Where You Can Wave Goodbye to Your Social Life

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	1848
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Votes:	4879
Dragon Eggs Found:	3235	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Overview of Everwaves SMP Minecraft Server

Server Type
Version	1.21
Plugins/Data Packs	– Grief protection – Singleplayer sleeping – Livemap – SetHome command – Double Shulker Shells, and more
Discord Link	Everwaves Invite Link
Live Map	https://map.everwaves.net
Website	https://everwaves.net

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How do I join the Everwaves SMP server?

To join the server, you need to fill out a whitelist application which is usually reviewed in a few minutes. Join our Discord server for the whitelist application process.

2. What type of servers are available on Everwaves SMP?

We have a Vanilla SMP server as our main focus and a Creative server for building big projects.

3. Are there any additional money plugins or town claiming systems on the server?

No, we do not have any additional money plugins or town claiming systems to maintain a Vanilla experience. We are strict about player griefing and have mechanisms to rollback any destruction.

4. What is the player base like on Everwaves SMP?

We have an active player base and Discord community. The server sees anywhere from 7 to 16+ players a day from around the world.

MineKnights Server – Where Arknights Meet!

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	6978
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Crops Grown:	7336	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Runes Activated:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old content? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of blocky adventures! Join us for insane events like the Great Sheep Rebellion where the sheep rise up against the players or the Battle of the Chicken Knights where feathered warriors fight for dominance!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with exclusive content like the legendary Diamond Chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs or the mystical Creeper King who grants wishes in exchange for TNT. And don’t forget about our custom skins like the Disco Enderman or the Party Pig that will make you the envy of all your friends!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before! Who needs diamonds when you have a Diamond Chicken, am I right?

ChainlinkChampion Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	9167
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more lit than a Nether fortress? Well, look no further because our server is the diamond in the rough you’ve been searching for!

Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a creeper explosion. Our community is so tight-knit, it’s like we’re all wearing matching diamond armor.

But that’s not all – we’ve got secret treasure hunts, epic build battles, and even a rumor that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances (shh, don’t tell Mojang).

So why waste your time mining for diamonds alone when you could be part of the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft SMP out there? Join us now and let the blocky madness begin!

RockClimbRejects Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	4594
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Farms Harvested:	824
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where weight limits don’t exist and everyone is welcome to climb to new heights! Unlike that rock climbing centre at the mall, we don’t discriminate based on weight or any other silly reason.

Join us for some epic adventures and build your way to the top without any restrictions. No one will be left behind or excluded here, because we believe in supporting each other no matter what.

So come on over and leave behind the drama of real life. We promise you won’t be called a fake friend or accused of being selfish for wanting to have some fun. Let’s climb together and show the world that Minecraft is where true friendships are made!

BabyRageQuitCraft

Apology, baby, baby names, BabyRageQuitCraft, Birth, Communication, Conflict, emotional, family, Gatekeeping, Hospital, infertility, nephew, parents, postpartum, relationships, Sensitive, sensitivity, sister, snooping, Therapy

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	9500
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Divine Spears Created:	29	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	5

Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama and looking for a place to escape? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and maybe even a few baby name disputes.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream home without worrying about your sister stealing your favorite baby name. Explore vast landscapes, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even uncover hidden treasures (or baby name books) along the way.

Don’t let post-partum drama bring you down – join our server and let your imagination run wild! Who knows, you might even stumble upon the perfect baby name for your future virtual offspring. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and leave the real world behind – after all, in Minecraft, the only limits are your creativity (and maybe your sister’s snooping skills).