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GobbleCraft: Talk & Stuff!

Behavior, colloquialism, Communication, culture, customs, Eating, Equivalent, Etiquette, Expressions, face, Food, GobbleCraft, gobbling, Language, long tail, Manners, phrases, social norms, Stuff, stuffing, Talk, Talking, turkish

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	7665
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Endless Legions Commanded:	13
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Farms Harvested:	253	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

LOL come join dis server where we all gobble while gobbling! We got turkish vibes and food everywhere, you can stuff your face while talking and build crazy stuff in minecraft! We once had a player who built a giant kebab tower that reached the sky and rained doner meat down on everyone, it was epic! Join now for the ultimate gobbling experience!

SepsisSquad: Data-Driven Docs

AI tool, clinician decision-making, data analysis, DataDriven, decision support, demographic data, docs, Feature, Healthcare, hospital patients, Improvement, lab test results, machine learning, medical AI, patient care, predictive performance, risk assessment, Sepsis, SepsisSquad, Support, Technology, uncertainty, vital signs

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	2600
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Mines Excavated:	3713
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Towns Built:	9
Elemental Crystals Collected:	46	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

So, like, imagine this Minecraft server, right? It’s like, totally wild, man. It’s got this AI thingy that helps doctors figure out who’s gonna get sick with sepsis. But get this, it’s like, not sure of itself, ya know? It’s all like, “I dunno, man, maybe I need more info to be better at this predicting stuff.”

But wait, there’s more! This server is like, totally insane, dude. It’s got all these crazy features that make it stand out from the rest. Like, you can ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. Or you can build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. The possibilities are endless, man.

So, why should you join this server? Well, for starters, where else are you gonna find a place that combines cutting-edge AI technology with the wacky world of Minecraft? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a community that’s as bonkers as this one? Trust me, you won’t regret it. So come on, join us and let’s get weird together!

Sloths Are Us SMP – The Slowest and Laggiest Minecraft Server Around!

Active, Community, Discord, Economy, Events, Friendly, Fun, Griefprevention, java, LAGGIEST, MCMMO, Minecraft, Minigames, Players, Plugins, Ranks, rules, Semi Vanilla, Server, Shops, Sloths, SLOWEST, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	8788
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Farms Harvested:	687
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	15

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Version	1.20.6 and later
Features	Land claims, rank system, economy, PvP arena
IP	SlothSMP.Com

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I claim land to protect my builds?	Yes, we have a land claim feature to safeguard your creations.
Is there a rank system on the server?	Yes, we offer a rewarding rank system for players.
How does the economy work?	We have a dynamic economy system in place for buying and selling goods.
Are there PvP opportunities on the server?	Yes, we have a dedicated PvP arena for battles.
Is the server focused on peaceful gameplay?	Outside of the PvP arena, the server aims to provide a peaceful and creative environment for players.

Larpers & Trannies Minecraft Server

Board, discrimination, Diversity, exclusion, Females, Gaming, gender, Inclusivity, internet culture, LARPers, LGBTQ, marginalized communities, Minecraft, Misogyny, Online Community, Roleplaying, Server, sexism, social media, Stereotypes, trannies, Transgender

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	943
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
New Chunks Explored:	977615	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Emeralds Found:	8678	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the players are as mythical as the creatures in the game! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where there are no females, only larpers and trannies. Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of larpers stumbled upon our server and decided to stay. They brought their epic costumes and role-playing skills, turning every quest into an adventure worthy of a Tolkien novel. And then, the trannies arrived, bringing their fabulous fashion sense and fierce determination to conquer the virtual world.

Together, they created a community like no other, where creativity knows no bounds and the only limit is your imagination. So come join us on our server, where you can be whoever you want to be and slay dragons with your fellow larpers and trannies. It’s a wild ride, but trust us, you won’t want to miss it!

TerriermonSMP: The Minecraft Adventures of a Newbie Assistant

#youtube, Adventures, Anime, Assistant, cute animals, Digimon, digital pet, Entertainment, funny animals, internet, Minecraft, New Terriermon, newbie, online content, pet care, popular video, social media, Technology, Terriermon, TerriermonSMP, Video, viral video, Virtual Pet

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	108
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Animals Bred:	109	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
New Chunks Explored:	20442	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	25

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, have we got a treat for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up too many things).

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly a pack of wild Terriermons come charging through, causing chaos and mischief everywhere they go. But fear not, for you can tame these mischievous creatures and have them as your loyal assistants in your Minecraft adventures!

And that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Dance the night away with the creepiest of Minecraft legends and show off your best moves!

So why wait? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new level of craziness in the world of blocks and pixels. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next!

DockBlock Minecraft Server

Behavior, Boundaries, Confrontation, dock, DockBlock, Kids, Liability, Minecraft, neighbor, neighbors, parents, Permission, Platform, Property, property rights, Ramp, Riverfront, rocks, Server, signs, trespassing, Videos, War

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	8700
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9302	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Divine Spears Created:	28
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Runes Activated:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most epic riverfront property complete with a dock/ramp/platform that will make your neighbors jealous! But watch out, because our neighbors’ kids and friends just can’t resist the temptation to jump and run all over it, even after we’ve posted no trespassing signs.

We’ve tried talking to the parents, but they just don’t seem to get the message. One mother even had the audacity to claim that my wife gave permission, when she definitely did not! And to top it off, they’ve been caught throwing rocks at our ramp late at night.

Join our server now and help us defend our precious ramp from these unruly neighbors and their rock-throwing kids. It’s a battle of epic proportions, and we need all the help we can get to protect our property from invasion! Who knows, you might even earn the title of Ramp Defender Extraordinaire!

ExFriendExiledMC

aita, Apologize.., BETRAYAL, Event, ex-friend, ExFriendExiledMC, falling out, group planning, heartbroken, mutual friends, school events, social media, teenage daughter, ticketed event, toxic relationship, uninvited, uninviting, unpaid tickets, verbal abuse

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	4231
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Void Armor Forged:	30
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2061

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further! Our server is like a peaceful oasis in a sea of teenage friend group chaos.

Join us and escape the toxic relationships and name-calling of real life. No more worrying about who’s unfollowing who on social media or who’s excluding who from group projects. On our server, the only drama you’ll find is when someone accidentally blows up their own house with TNT.

And if you’re worried about uninviting someone from a ticketed event, don’t stress! On our server, everyone is invited to the virtual party, even if they’ve been blocked or unfollowed. Plus, you won’t have to worry about getting repaid for those tickets – everything is free in the Minecraft world!

So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind. Who needs friends when you have a diamond sword and a creeper-proof fortress? Let’s build and battle together, because on our server, the only thing exploding will be your mind with fun!

200YearLife Minecraft SMP

200YearLife, aging gracefully, aspirations, changes, dreams, extended life, future planning, goals, health, life choices, Lifestyle, long lifespan, Longevity, longevity benefits, Minecraft, opportunities, personal growth, Priorities, self improvement, self reflection, smp, Time management, wellness

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	5028
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Magic Items Found:	2138	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where anything goes and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who cares about those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a giant chicken race with the other players. The winner gets a diamond block and the losers have to wear chicken suits for a week. And that’s just the beginning! We have weekly events like lava parkour, zombie pigman rodeos, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself (spoiler alert: he’s actually a really good DJ).

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to live for 200 years thanks to our magical time-extending potion. Imagine all the diamonds you could mine, all the mobs you could slay, and all the epic bases you could build in two centuries! Plus, rumor has it that if you reach the ripe old age of 200, you’ll unlock the secret ability to fly on a giant rainbow-colored llama. Who wouldn’t want that?

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a lifetime (or two) of laughs, adventure, and maybe a little bit of chaos. Just remember, anything can happen on our server, so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life!

BlockBusterOpinions

Analysis, Argument, BlockBusterOpinions, Cinema, controversial, controversial opinion, critique, debate, discussion, film, film analysis, film perspective, film review, hot take, Movie, movie criticism, Movie debate, opinion, perspective, unpopular, Viewpoint

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	3503
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5736	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Votes:	5705	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	38	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

Are you tired of boring old movie discussions? Do you want to debate the most controversial movie takes with fellow Minecraft players? Join our server and argue about why Sharknado is the greatest cinematic masterpiece of all time or why The Emoji Movie deserved an Oscar! Our community is full of film fanatics who love to stir up some drama and have a laugh. So come on down and let’s get ready to rumble… with popcorn in hand!

GazaCraft: IDF Rescue Minecraft Server

Captivity, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., gaza, Gaza Strip, GazaCraft, Hostage, hostage rescue, hostage situation, idf, international news, Israel Defense Forces, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, military operation, Minecraft, Palestinian conflict, Palestinian territories, political tensions, Qaid Farhan Alkadi, rescue, rescues, security operation, Server

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	2388
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Star Shards Collected:	255	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Dragons Tamed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Magic Items Found:	2176	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

So, like, our server is so lit that even the IDF is getting in on the action! We straight up rescued a dude named Qaid Farhan Alkadi from being held captive in Gaza. Like, how crazy is that?! Join our server for some epic adventures and maybe even get rescued by a real-life military force. Who knows what could happen next?! Just make sure to watch out for creepers and stuff, they ain’t no joke. Let’s do this, gamers!