Caution: Highly Addicted to Minecraft

addicted, Caution, complex, emotional, fragile, fragile handle with care, handle with care, handle with caution, handle with compassion, handle with empathy, handle with kindness, handle with love, handle with patience, handle with respect, handle with sensitivity, handle with understanding, Highly, humans, Labels, Minecraft, Unpredictable, Warning

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	7421
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Farms Harvested:	104
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

If humans came with warning labels, mine would say: “Warning: May spontaneously break into interpretive dance routines. Approach with caution or join our Minecraft server and witness the most epic dance battles you’ve ever seen! Who needs PvP when you’ve got dancers throwing shapes like there’s no tomorrow? Join now and unleash your inner dancing queen (or king)!”

CapitalCraft Gang Wars

Capital, CapitalCraft, control, crime, crisis management., disarmament, Gang, gang violence, Gangs, Government, Haiti, intervention, law enforcement, leadership, Order, Peacekeeping, prime minister, Public Safety, SECURITY, Stability, violence, Wars, weapons

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	733
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Crops Grown:	6201
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Astral Projections Made:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Void Gems Collected:	18
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the prime minister of haiti is actually a secret gamer who wants to take back control of the capital by building the biggest minecraft city ever seen! gangs are dropping their weapons to pick up pickaxes and help build the most epic structures you’ve ever seen! join now and be part of this crazy adventure where even the most dangerous criminals become master builders!

SoupBowlChampagne

Aesthetics, CELEBRATIONS, CLASSY, design, diameter ratio, dinner parties, Drinking, Elegant, Entertaining, FUNCTIONALITY, gatherings, glassware, handles, Hosting, ideal height, low wide soup bowls, SOPHISTICATED, SoupBowlChampagne, stemware, tableware, tall skinny champagne flutes

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	8612
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6164	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Love Letters Sent:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where the blocks are as tall as a giraffe on stilts and the creepers wear top hats! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena! our players are so skilled they can build a castle out of dirt in under 5 minutes!

if you join our server, you’ll be granted the power to summon a herd of rainbow sheep to follow you around and sing you lullabies. plus, our diamond swords have the ability to shoot lasers and turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies.

we also have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure chests overflowing with diamonds, emeralds, and golden apples. all you have to do is find the secret entrance hidden behind a waterfall made of lava.

so come on down to our wacky world of wonder and join the funniest, craziest, most bonkers minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

TacoCraft Minecraft Server

central america, challenge, Community, Competition, Faster, forum, Identity, Int, International, mexijeets, Minecraft, mog, ONLINE, POSTERS, pride, Rivalry, Salvadorans, Server, SPEED, strength, Stronger, Superiority, TacoCraft

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	6578
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Towns Built:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Star Shards Collected:	191	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	195	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7

Are you tired of being outshined by those pesky mexijeet posters on /int/? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll be stronger and faster than every single one of them! Join us and show those mexijeet posters who’s boss as you conquer the virtual world with your unmatched skills and abilities. Plus, rumor has it that the server is guarded by a pack of supercharged creepers who only attack mexijeet posters, giving you the ultimate advantage in battle. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft champion!

LowkeyCraft Minecraft Server

9000 jets, air superiority, air superiority model, export version, gimped export version, hi-low mix, jets, jets spam, lack, lack of tactical support structure, Larping, low end, LowkeyCraft, Minecraft, MODEL, Problem, Server, SOLVE, Spam, structure, Support, tactical support, z problem

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	5506
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the low end is actually the high end because we’re larping as air superiority models! Our gimped export version will have you questioning reality as you navigate through a world with a lack of tactical support structure. But fear not, because if you can get your hands on 9000 jets to spam, you just might solve the Z problem once and for all! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until you cry. So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

DrunkHubbyNoSleepLOL

alcohol consumption, brother-in-law, Communication, compromise, drunk husband, DrunkHubbyNoSleepLOL, earplugs, family dynamics, family vacation, lack of sleep, light sleeper, personal space, shared flat, sleeping arrangements, sleeping habits, sleeping in living room, sleeping peacefully, Snoring, Understanding, vacationing together

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	1940
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Void Armor Forged:	29	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1869

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of a good night’s sleep, even in the virtual world! Join us and experience the thrill of building, exploring, and surviving with a community that values rest just as much as you do.

Just like the OP’s husband, you may find yourself in need of a separate sleeping arrangement after a long day of mining and crafting. But fear not, for our server offers luxurious virtual flats with individual bedrooms and bathrooms for each player. No more snoring or kicking keeping you up at night – unless, of course, it’s a creeper exploding outside your window!

Embark on epic quests with your fellow vacationers (aka players) and enjoy the camaraderie of shared experiences. And if anyone questions your sleeping arrangements, just tell them it’s all part of the game strategy – after all, a well-rested player is a victorious player!

So come join us on this unforgettable Minecraft adventure, where even the most mundane vacation dilemma can turn into a hilarious gaming experience. Who knew that a snoring spouse could lead to such virtual shenanigans?

RainbowCraft: IDF Secrets Uncovered

Brutal treatment, discrimination, Hamas secrets, Hebrew phrasebooks, idf, LGBTQ acceptance, LGBTQ activism, LGBTQ awareness, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ discrimination, LGBTQ equality, LGBTQ equality movement, LGBTQ members, LGBTQ pride, lgbtq rights, LGBTQ rights movement, LGBTQ rights violations, LGBTQ support, LGBTQ+ issues, RainbowCraft, Secrets, Uncovered

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	8081
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Crops Grown:	6547
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Holy Grails Found:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6

hey u guys, come join our epic minecraft server where we treat lgbtq members like royalty! we have hebrew phrasebooks for all our players so they can communicate with the idf and uncover top secret hamas info! join now for a wild ride full of surprises and adventure! you won’t regret it, unless you’re a hamas spy, then maybe you will regret it a little bit. but still, come join us for the fun!

SneakerCraftRichWatchers

affluent individuals, collector’s items, designer footwear, exclusive items, expensive hobbies, extravagant possessions, fashion accessories, fashion trends, high-end sneakers, investment pieces, luxury lifestyle, luxury watches, opulent possessions, rich people, sneaker collections, SneakerCraftRichWatchers, statement pieces, status symbols, timepieces, watch collections, wealth display

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	4084
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Buildings Constructed:	11	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	7677	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

lol join dis epic minecraft server where u can flex ur block collection like it’s a sneaker collection for rich ppl. we got diamonds for days and u can show off ur swaggy builds to all ur blocky friends. come join us and be the king of the block world, no cap. plus, rumor has it that if u find the secret hidden treasure in the mines, u will unlock the power to fly like a majestic blocky bird. yolo, join now and let’s get this block party started!

SpudCraft: Where the only thing smoother than our potatoes is our gameplay!

Anti-Griefing, application, build projects, collaboration, Community, Datapacks, Diamond Economy, Discord, ender dragon, Events, Game Nights, gameplay, hermitcraft, Interactive, Mature, Multiplayer Sleep, Potatoes, Redstone, shopping district, SMOOTHER, smp, SpudCraft, Vanilla, voice chat

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	7670
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5199
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	54	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

SpudCraft Overview

Features
A trust-based diamond economy system
/spawn command for easy travel back to spawn
Simple voice chat mod
Purely vanilla gameplay with essential datapacks
15-year-old age requirement
Kind, mature, and interactive community
Collaborative build projects, events, and game nights
BlueMap for world exploration
Custom world generation

SpudCraft launched its seventh season on July 5th, making it only a few weeks old. Now is the perfect time to join if you’ve been looking for a new server!

Join the Discord and submit your application here.

FAQ

What is SpudCraft?

SpudCraft is a community brought together by our shared love for Minecraft. We aim to expand and grow into a safe, trusting community.

What do we have to offer?

A trust-based diamond economy system similar to HermitCraft
An easy way to get back to spawn using the /spawn command
A simple voice chat mod, just like in HermitCraft!
Purely vanilla, excluding essential datapacks
A 15-year-old age requirement for maturity reasons (some exceptions may apply)
A kind, mature, and interactive community both in-game and in voice chats
Collaborative build projects, fun events, and game nights
A BlueMap to explore the world: https://map.spudcraft.org/
Custom world generation, no mods required

AnonCraft Minecraft Server

abstract, abstract expressionism, AnonCraft, ANONYMOUS, Artistic, Colorful, colorful shapes, Contemporary, Creative, Detailed, digital art, digital painting, eye-catching, geometric, intricate design, intricate patterns, Minecraft, MODERN, original, Server, squeeb, Unique, vibrant

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	2554
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Zombie Dances:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further than our server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with dancing chickens and flying pigs. They were greeted by a talking llama who led them on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato. Along the way, they battled evil creepers riding on top of giant spiders and even took a ride on a roller coaster made entirely of TNT.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the world’s largest pixel art of a derpy cat wearing a top hat. And every Friday night, we host a disco party in the Nether complete with glowstone dance floors and DJ skeletons spinning records.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s out of this world, join us at squeeb! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, where else can you ride a unicorn into battle against a horde of zombie villagers?

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