In our loving housewife edition, you’ll find yourself in a world where the creepers are more interested in your secrets than blowing up your house. Our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.
So why join /dft/? Well, where else can you find a Minecraft server where you can let your freak flag fly high and proud? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, always causing mischief and mayhem.
Don’t miss out on the chaos and fun – join /dft/ today and see what all the fuss is about!
Imagine a world where you can block your ex and their family members with just a click of a button. No more annoying messages or guilt trips about not letting them into your virtual delivery room. On our server, you’re the boss, and you can control who enters your virtual space.
So why join our server? Because we understand the struggles of dealing with exes and their drama. We offer a drama-free zone where you can focus on building your dream world without any distractions. Plus, who wouldn’t want to escape to a world where you can block your ex’s mom and sister with just a few clicks?
Join us now and leave all your ex-related troubles behind. Build, mine, and craft your way to a drama-free virtual paradise. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
We once had a player who would only mine diamonds while standing on one foot and reciting the entire Bee Movie script backwards. And let’s not forget about the guy who built a giant statue of a potato wearing a top hat as his base.
But the real reason you should join our server? We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy and trade in rare enchanted items. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So come on, embrace your weirdness and join us on the craziest SMP out there!