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| Players: | 106/200 | Votes: | 7075 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 11 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 |
| Animals Bred: | 34 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 29 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Epic Battles Fought: | 9 |
Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have taken over the virtual world and will stop at nothing to make your gaming experience as weird and wacky as possible. Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Done. Feel like building a giant toilet as your house? Go for it. The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the llamas’ sanity).
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. Plus, every Monday is “Dress Like a Potato” day, where the best spud-themed outfit wins a prize (potato not included).
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to be amazed, confused, and possibly a little bit traumatized. Remember, on this server, the only rule is to have fun (and maybe watch out for those llamas).
