🔥Vote for a new Ealdorman Minecraft Servers

Question	Answer
Are Minecraft servers down?	Check the server’s status on its official website or forums. Servers may go down due to maintenance or issues with hosting providers.
Are Minecraft servers free?	Some are free to join, but hosting typically incurs costs covered by subscriptions, donations, or in-game purchases.
Are Minecraft servers cross-platform?	Servers running Bedrock Edition support cross-platform play. Java Edition servers require plugins like GeyserMC for cross-play.
Can Minecraft servers detect Xray?	Yes, anti-cheat plugins like OreObfuscator can detect or prevent Xray use.
How do Minecraft servers make money?	Through donations, in-game purchases (e.g., cosmetics), and subscription fees for premium access.
What Minecraft servers have Bedwars?	Hypixel is the most popular server offering Bedwars.
Where to buy Minecraft servers?	Hosting services like Apex Hosting, Shockbyte, and BisectHosting sell server hosting packages.
Why are Minecraft servers so expensive?	Costs scale with server performance, capacity, and hosting location.

Blocky Booty Busters

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than our server! Join us for insane adventures, outrageous quests, and ridiculous shenanigans!

Imagine a world where you can ride giant chickens into battle, build castles made of candy, and tame fire-breathing llamas. That’s just a taste of what our server has to offer!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to fight off zombie unicorns, explore hidden dungeons filled with treasure, and even ride a flying pig into the sunset.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who needs reality when you can have all this insanity at your fingertips?

Pixel Pervs & AI Art

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🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing smugger than your upshorts is our community! 🤣

🌟 Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further, because we’ve got more drama than a season of LOST! 🌟

⚔️ Join us for epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and a whole lot of chaos! ⚔️

⛏️ Need some guidance? Check out our New User Guide, it’s more important than finding the Holy Grail! ⛏️

🔥 Get ready for some mind-blowing animation and block merging that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! 🔥

🎮 Our comfy UI will make you feel like you’re gaming on a cloud, and our Forge is hotter than a Nether portal! 🎮

💃 Looking for some spicy models, characters, or even fetish content? We’ve got it all, baby! 💃

📚 Explore our Wiki, LoRa Training, and OP Pasta for all the info you need to dominate the server like a boss! 📚

🦄 And don’t forget to check out our related boards for even more outrageous resources and fun! 🦄

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! 🤪🎮

PizzaCraft: Where Dr. Oetker Pizzas Are King! LOL

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing lower than Dr Oetker pizzas in Britain is the level of insanity you’ll experience here!

Join us for epic battles with pizza-loving drug addicts, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of questionable frozen food. Build your own pizza fortress and defend it against hordes of hungry zombies who are craving a slice of the action.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and most daring players will survive the cheesy chaos that awaits. So grab your pixelated pepperoni and get ready for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before.

Are you ready to join the madness? Sign up now and prepare to have your mind blown (and your taste buds confused) on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

Blocky Brides Gone Wild

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Join our Minecraft server if you want to uncover the juicy secrets of why married women are so erotic! Our server is filled with scandalous adventures and naughty surprises around every corner.

Explore our world and you may stumble upon a hidden village where all the married women are actually seductive sirens who will lure you in with their charms. Or maybe you’ll find a secret dungeon where married women are actually powerful witches casting spells of seduction on unsuspecting players.

But beware, not all married women on our server are what they seem. Some may actually be shape-shifting aliens from a distant planet who have come to Earth to learn the ways of love and seduction.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with erotic mysteries and scandalous adventures, then come join our Minecraft server today!

GetALifeCraft

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination! Join us for a wild ride filled with EXPLOSIVE adventures and INSANE challenges.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and UNICORNS. Yes, you read that right, UNICORNS. Legend has it that those who find the treasure will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the LEGENDARY Ender Dragon Racing League. Test your skills against other players as you race through the End dimension on the backs of flying dragons. The winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples and bragging rights for eternity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life. YOLO, am I right?

BroCraft: Where Missing Him So F***ing Much is the Norm

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the griefing is legendary and the adventures are epic! Join us if you miss your long lost pet rock, Steve, who mysteriously disappeared after a creeper explosion. Rumor has it that he’s living a luxurious life in the Nether, sipping on lava cocktails and partying with zombie pigmen. But don’t worry, you can reunite with him on our server and embark on a quest to bring him back to the overworld. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden diamond mine along the way! So come on, join us and let’s rock this world together!

Crafty Souls – Minecraft Server for Elden Ring Fans

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because Our Server is here to blow your mind!

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans as you explore our News section filled with YouTube videos that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Need a break from all the chaos? Check out our Latest patches for some soothing patch notes that will make you question reality.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our Main information document for all the juicy details about our server that will leave you speechless. Plan out your character with our Character planners and get ready for some epic battles.

And don’t forget about our Interactive map that will guide you through the lands of our server with ease. Need to join a group? Just enter the password “erg” and you’ll be welcomed with open arms.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become part of the madness that is Our Server. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret code like “474300792” that will unlock a whole new level of craziness. See you there, adventurer!

NoFriendsMinecraft – Where you can play solo without the annoying need for friends!

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Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever find! Are you tired of dealing with annoying people and just want to have fun on your own terms? Well, look no further because on our server, you can do just that!

Join us and escape the madness of the real world where everyone is just too damn social for their own good. No more competing for attention or feeling jealous of other people’s social circles. On our server, you can be the king or queen of your own domain, ruling over your virtual kingdom with an iron fist (or a diamond sword, whichever you prefer).

Forget about making friends, who needs them anyway? On our server, you can have all the fun you want without having to deal with pesky humans. Build, explore, and conquer all on your own terms. The only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky creepers, but who cares about them?).

So come join us and let’s create a world where you can truly be yourself without having to deal with all the drama of the real world. Who needs other people when you have a whole Minecraft universe to explore? Let’s make this world a better place, one block at a time.

Anya’s Poop Adventures Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the main plot revolves around Anya and her legendary pooping abilities! Join us for a wild ride filled with unbelievable adventures and hilarious moments as we explore the magical world of Minecraft like never before.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of unicorn warriors who ride into battle on rainbow llamas. Join their ranks and fight alongside them as you embark on quests to defeat the evil gummy bear army threatening to take over the server.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a hidden treasure trove filled with diamond blocks, emerald ore, and enchanted golden carrots waiting to be discovered. Will you be the one to uncover these riches and become the wealthiest player on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unforgettable Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – especially when it involves Anya and her pooping adventures.

Crafty Chelsea’s Crazy Minecraft Adventures

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Have you heard about Chelsea from Columbia, Missouri? She’s the wildest player on our server, always causing chaos and stirring up drama. Join our server to see if you can keep up with her antics and maybe even become her Minecraft BFF!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground diamond mine guarded by a pack of zombie pigs wearing top hats. Rumor has it that anyone who can defeat these fancy swine will be rewarded with unlimited diamonds for life!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a floating castle made entirely of cheese blocks. Yes, you read that right – CHEESE BLOCKS! Who wouldn’t want to explore a cheesy paradise while dodging creeper explosions and skeleton archers?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life!

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
New Chunks Explored:	944486	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Potions Brewed:	112
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	56
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	85	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Zombie Dances:	10

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	320
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Towns Built:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Villages Defended:	8

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Dragon Eggs Found:	9191
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

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