Join us and you’ll have the chance to stuff your face in someone’s pits, asshole, and even their pussy! But here’s the catch – they have to watch you vote first.
So if you’re looking for a wild and unpredictable Minecraft experience, come on over and see what surprises await you. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a strong stomach!
But wait, there’s more! Our Moonfire Faire event is coming up, and let me tell you, it’s going to be more lit than a Nether portal on fire. Get ready for some epic quests, insane rewards, and maybe even a dance-off with a Eorzean primal.
So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks while riding a pig with wings? Trust me, you won’t find a server like ours anywhere else. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and come join the chaos. See you in the world of blocks and endless possibilities!
In our server, you’ll have to prove your worth in the most outrageous and ridiculous ways possible. Want to challenge someone to a build battle using only dirt blocks? Go for it! How about a parkour race where the floor is made of slippery ice? Sure thing! Or maybe you’d prefer a PvP duel where the winner gets to ride a pig into battle? It’s all possible in this wacky world.
But beware, for the other players are just as determined as you are. From master builders to seasoned warriors, you’ll have to outwit and outplay them all if you want to come out on top. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and show the world what you’re made of! Just remember, only the craziest and most creative will survive in this wild and unpredictable world.
NexusEmpire.modded.fun
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Server Type | No-griefing economy SMP |
| Server Age | Since October 2018 |
| Reset Policy | Server will never reset. World dates back to July 2019. |
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Server Machine | Dedicated Ryzen 5 5800X in Virginia |
| Plugins | Uses Purpur, CoreProtect, InventorySaver |
| Difficulty | Hard |
Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, or team up with other players to take down a gang of evil llamas who have been terrorizing the land.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those who can defeat it in a dance-off.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the occasional exploding sheep.
Picture this: you’re cruising along in your virtual car, jamming out to some tunes on the radio, when suddenly BAM! You crash into a semi truck and the airbags deploy. But don’t worry, because on our server, the only thing that gets smushed is the front bumper of your car. And guess what? You have to pay $5000 for the repairs! Talk about a lesson in responsibility, am I right?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with fast food restaurants where you can work to earn virtual money to pay for those crazy car repairs. Who knew flipping virtual burgers could be so lucrative?
So come join us on our server for a hilarious and outrageous gaming experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!